#ramblings with fan

Okay so like, what’s with YouTubers and boxing matches? Like out of all the ways you could fight for views, y’all went with….boxing? 

You know what I’d like to see (if I were actually interested in shit like that)? Proper duels. I’m talking swordfights. I’m talking gladiatorial brawls to the death. I want people playing war horns and cannons in the distance as two random dudes with a social media following try and battle each other like their family’s honor depends on it. I want witty banter and one-liners being thrown back and forth while the crowd screams for blood. 

If you’re gonna fight people for the sake of views and money, go all out. Make boxing look like child’s play. Or just….don’t fight on the Internet for views. Have some class you ridiculous little mortals. 

oh, to be a lizard. just vibing. what a life.