#randomly generated incorrect quotes
Randomly generated incorrect quotes
pt 24
obey me
(None were changed)
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Solomon: I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on.
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Asmo: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Beel?
Beel: No.
Diavolo: I do!
Asmo: I know, Diavolo.
Diavolo: I’m sad.
Asmo: I know, Diavolo.
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Solomon: You disgust me.
Beel: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.
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Beel: State your name, rank, and intention.
Asmo: Asmo, Asmo, fun.
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Belphe,holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
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Luke: Solomon, we’re hungry!
Diavolo: Solomon! What’s for dinner?
Beel: We’re hungry, Solomon!
Solomon,frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
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Beel: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn’t factor into the solution at least in some way.
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Randomly generated incorrect quotes
pt 26
obey me
(none were changed im sorry)
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Lucifer: I feel awful about killing you.
Levi:
Lucifer: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.
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Raphael: Lucifer, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Lucifer: Asmo, Raphael wants you to get out of the house.
(damn Lucifer)
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Raphael: Hi, I’m Belphe’s emergency contact.
Counter Woman: You’re here to pick them up?
Raphael: I’m here to remove myself as their emergency contact.
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Beel: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Belphe: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Beel: >:O language
Levi: Yeah watch your fucking language
Lucifer: Okay, who taught Levi the fuck word?!
Asmo: 'The fuck word’.
Raphael: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Levi: Oh my god they censored it
Asmo: Say fuck, Raphael.
Levi: Do it, Raphael. Say fuck.
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Beel: What’s the signal when something goes wrong?
Asmo: We yell, ‘oh shit.’
Lucifer: …That’ll work.
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Raphael: *makes Belphe a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Belphe: *sips tea*
Raphael:
Belphe: *finishes tea*
Raphael: Didn’t it taste bad?
Belphe: Yeah, but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Raphael,tearing up: Oh, okay.
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Randomly generated incorrect quotes
pt 25
obey me
(two was changed)
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Belphe: Here comes the lightning!
Belphe,whispering: You’ve got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.
Simeon: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.
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Belphe: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Satan: Why? It was important.
Belphe: All it says is, “I’m back on my shit”.
Mephistopheles,shrugging: The people need to know.
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Satan: Fine! Judge all you want but…
Satan,points atSimeon: Married a lesbian.
Satan,points atMephistopheles: Left a man at the altar.
Satan,points atMc: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.
Satan,points atBelphe: Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire.
Satan,points atThirteen: Lives in a box!
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Mc: Here are two pictures. one of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump.
Thirteen: *points at a picture* That one is the dump.
Mc: tHEY’RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!
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Mephistopheles: Are you a cuddler?
Satan: I’m a machine of death and destruction.
Mephistopheles:
Satan: …Yeah, I’m a cuddler.
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Belphe: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Simeon: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Belphe: Not when you’re playing with Satan, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
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Mc: honk.
Mephistopheles: WHAT.
Mc: HONK.
Mephistopheles: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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Randomly generated incorrect quotes
pt 27
obey me
(none were changed)
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*The squad is playing a team sport*
Luke: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Solomon?
Asmo: Have you ever played a game with Solomon?
Luke: No…
Asmo: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*
Solomon,chasing Raphael: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
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Luke: …I’m pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Raphael,grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
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Raphael: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Thirteen: I boiled gatorade.
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Luke: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Thirteen, cooking the fish: What? I couldn’t hear you, please speak up.
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Solomon: I hate Raphael.
Thirteen: "Hate’ is a strong word.
Solomon: I have strong opinions.
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Solomon: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
Raphael: You mean you stabbed them?
Solomon: They. Ran. Into. My. Knife.
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Thirteen: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That’s the wrong opinion alarm.
Solomon: That is not something you actually have installed.
Thirteen: Sorry, say again? I couldn’t hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.
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