#incorrect qoutes
Jaune: Why are your tongues purple?
Pyrrha : We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Ren: I had a red one.
Jaune: oh
Jaune:
Jaune: OH
Nora:
Nora: You drank each other’s slushies?
Jaune: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Nora: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Pyrrha : I got distracted about halfway through.
Ren: Ignoring you was a conscious decision
Jaune: Nora, I’m sad.
Nora: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Pyrrha : Ren, I’m sad.
Ren, nodding: mood
Pyrrha : Why are Jaune and Nora sitting with their backs to each other?
Ren: They had a fight.
Pyrrha : Then why are they holding hands?
Ren: They get sad when they fight
Jaune: Care for another sundae, weenie?
Nora: I am not a weenie!
Pyrrha : Relax, you’re among friends. *raises their drink*
Nora: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s.
Ren: You tell ‘em, Nora! *sips their drink*
Nora: Ren, what’re you doing here?
Ren: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
Jaune: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Nora: That’s the most hopeful thing I’ve ever heard.
Pyrrha : But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Ren: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
So I used the Incorrect Quotes generator for the first time and uh…
Mo: *Rolls over in bed and knees Tian in the ribs*
Tian: Ow! you kneed me.
Mo: *Sleepily* yeah, i do need you
Tian: *Voice Cracking* Okay
Tim claps while watching tv.
Dick: what’s up?
Tim: I guessed the cause of death correctly on DR. G medical examiner
Dick:… that’s a true story show right?
Tim: yep!
Dick:… you need a girlfriend or boyfriend. Like now
Cassian: that’s one of my biggest fears.
Az:what?
Cassian: if I woke up as a dessert,
Az: you’d eat yourself?
Cassian: yeah. except I’m already a piece of cake.
didjaputyanameinthegobletoffiyah:
Hakoda: i figured out why you are so depressed you have updog.
Zuko: whats up dog?
Hakoda: SOKKA GET IN HERE I KNEW I COULD DO IT-
Y/N: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Y/N: Weight loss? Drink water.
Jaskier: Clear skin? Drink water.
Geralt: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
D’Artagnan:*yells*
Porthos:*yells louder to assert dominance*
Aramis: Should we stop them???
Athos: No. I want to see who wins this
D’Artagnan: I go to Walmart for two reasons:to terrorize the public and sniff candles
Athos: Hang on, how many kids DO you have?
Treville: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Book D’Artagnan: Some of my best friends are the most evil people I have ever encountered
Charles D’Artagnan, freshly turned 20: I have an important Guide For Teens
D’Artagnan: one, Tell the cops NOTHING
D’Artagnan: two, Tell the paramedics EVERYTHING
D’Artagnan: and three, Your eyebrows look fine
BookD’Artagnan: I’m not “showing signs of mental illness”
BookD’Artagnan: I’m hiding them really well actually everyone thinks I act really normal
BookD’Artagnan: I think. I’m pretty sure
BookD’Artagnan: Trust me, I know everything
BookD’Artagnan: I just can’t form a coherent sentence
D’Artagnan: Consider …
Porthos:Hm?
D’Artagnan:…
Porthos: Consider what?
D’Artagnan: Unconsider, I forgot what I was gonna say
*in court*
Aramis: *whispers to his lawyer*
Lawyer: That has NOTHING to do with the case
Aramis: Please just ask
Lawyer, turning to the judge: Do you think he’s cute Your Honor? Be honest.
D’Artagnan: I may be a fucking idiot but at least I can understand Donald Duck
Porthos: Verbally or emotionally?
D’Artagnan:yes
Treville: What happened to D’Artagnan?
Athos: Well, some say environment, but I think he was born that way
Book!D’Artagnan:*to Rochefort* I have feelings for you
Book! D’Artagnan: The feelings are disgust, malice, hatred, crush kill bite claw claw claw-
Athos:*over the phone* -How did he die?
D’Artagnan: Cats ate his face
Athos: I think you’re confused, I’m asking about Cardinal Richelieu, how did he die?
D’Artagnan: Cats ate his face
Athos: For f- look just hand the phone over to Porthos would you?
Porthos:*taking the phone*Athos?
Athos: Porthos, how did the Cardinal die?
Porthos: Cats ate his face, D’Artagnan knows more about it than I do
Athos: You’re stupid
Aramis: Really? That’s it?
Athos: Give it time, it’ll eat at you
*two hours later*
Aramis: …Am I stupid?
Porthos: Yeah, a little
Aramis: DAMN HIM
Treville: If we don’t figure out this security breach, every negative email we’ve ever written about Rochefort is going to be automatically sent to him
D’Artagnan: What emails?
Treville, reading aloud: “Rochefort’s favorite songs: Creep by TLC, and Creep by Radiohead.” Remember THAT?
D’Artagnan:*shrugs*
Treville: How about you Porthos, does this ring a bell? “There’s no way Rochefort hasn’t strangled at least one stripper”
Porthos: I stand by that
Treville: And you Athos; “Rochefort eats his yogurt like he is punishing it for disappointing him”
Athos: Well that’s not that bad
Treville: “-P.S. we should kill him”
Athos:Ah
Athos: I have a PHD-
Aramis: A Pretty Horrible Dick?
Athos: …What if I told you there are a multitude of ways to be hurt? Physically?
*teaching the new recruits*
D’Artagnan: First off; through unimaginable violence all things are possible, so jot that down
Athos: Is there something deeply evil living within me or am I just up past my bedtime?
Don’t try and tell me this didn’t happen once.
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