#obey me memes
This is my team!
Satan: I need a long word.
Mammon: T-rex but the long one.
Mammon: So I got this amazing plan!
Leviathan: We fail almost every time you say that.
MC: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.
Mammon: The time to act is now.
Mammon: Wink, wink.
MC: Don’t say “wink wink”. Just wink.
Mammon: Oh, sorry.
Mammon:Wink.
[Leviathan and MC are doing something absurdly dangerous]
Leviathan: I think Mammon did something like this once. If I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time.
MC, deadpan: Well that’s encouraging.
MC, pointing: May I sit there?
Lucifer: That’s my lap
MC: That doesn’t answer my question, Lucifer.
Lucifer: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Diavolo: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Lucifer: What is wrong with you?!
MC: Wow, you could at least start with a ‘good morning’.
Lucifer: Good morning. Now, what is wrong with you?!
MC: Can you turn on the light?
Asmodeus: I don’t have to, you’re the only light I need in my life.
MC: That’s sweet Asmo, but I literally just ran into a wall
Asmodeus: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
Satan: Jokes on them. I’ll ruin their fucking life.
Leviathan: I wish we could block people in real life.
MC: Restraining order.
Satan:Murder.
Beelzebub: Belphie sometimes talks in his sleep. It’s quite adorable.
Belphegor, asleep: Fight me, you ass. Square up. I think the fuck not-
Asmodeus: Words ending in ‘ie’ just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
MC: Eyy, homie!
Leviathan: But then there’s cootie…
Satan: Die.
MC: I can’t believe you would actually throw me!
Belphegor: I was careful to make sure you didn’t break anything.
MC: Are we talking about my bones or the stacks of boxes you threw me at?!
Mammon: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I’m gonna ace this test!
MC: Ok, Mammon, I’ll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Mammon:1917.
MC: …You’re ready.
Belphegor: I forget but I do NOT forgive.
Belphegor: I’m wandering around hating people and can’t remember why.
Satan: To fully heal my inner child, some people would have to die.
Beelzebub: Is it hot in here or is it just me?
MC: It’s you.
Beelzebub:What?
MC:What?
Belphegor: Look, I understand Spanish… to a certain level.
MC: ¿Cuántos años tienes?
Belphegor:
Belphegor:London?
Satan: Go fuck yourself
MC: Fuck me yourself, you coward
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