Episode 7x14: Family Reunion

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the heart grows fonder
Patrick/David • Rated G • 1974 words

Patrick surprises David by bringing the Roses back to Schitt’s Creek for their first anniversary.

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[Script] “Family Reunion”
Patrick/David, Alexis & David, Moira & Jocelyn, David & OC, Stevie & David, Johnny & Roland • Rated T • 5253 words

S07E14 Synopsis
There’s something familiar about David and Patrick’s new employee and nothing familiar about the new Café Tropical. Moira has acquired a stalker who follows her to town.

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Street Lights, Big Dreams, All Lookin’ Pretty
Patrick/David, Alexis/Twyla, Stevie/Ruth, Alexis & David, David & Twyla • Rated T • 11574 words

Alexis and Twyla say they’re just friends. But people who are “just friends” don’t tickle each other’s necks with their eyelashes – right?
During one family vacation to New York, David and Patrick make a bet to answer this question and more. (David has a lot of feelings about being back in New York along the way, but that’s not a big deal. We don’t have to talk about that.)

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Don’t worry, it’s his sister
Patrick/David, Alexis/Twyla • Rated G • 1854 words

“So, you’ll obviously be getting real save the dates as soon as we get them back from the printer but you are officially invited to our wedding on September 3rd!”
“WHAT?!” David yelps.
“Oh, David, must you be so loud? What could possibly be wrong with the date, you’re not even traveling, and you can close your little store whenever you and Patrick choose!” Moira says over the sound of Stevie snickering.
“That’s my anniversary!” David says, throwing his hands up in exasperation.

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SC Season 7 wraps up with the Roses reunited! As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. If you’re using the tracking spreadsheet don’t forget to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your personal copy. And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, be sure to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.

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Episode 7x12: The Spark

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they stare when you walk in the room (yeah, we’re lookin’ at heaven)
Alexis/Twyla • Rated M • 9281 words

Alexis knows she’s naturally competitive. Like, hello, she literally had to earn her parents’ love starting at age six and her eye for fashion hadn’t come in yet, so she was screwed compared to David. And she’s gambled for her freedom more times than she can count—is it even a weekend if you don’t bribe the Monaco police with express delivery shipments of fine Ghirardelli truffles and Roederer Cristal Rose champagne?
So she’s not exactly surprised to find herself gravitating toward Twyla when more and more hopeful suitors approach her as the night goes on. Plus, Twy’s her guest. The horde of guys hitting on her? They’re so not invited back to her place.
It’s then that she realizes. She doesn’t just wanna take Twyla Sands home.
Like all the boys surrounding them, she wants to take Twyla Sands home.

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Is your sex life alight?
Patrick/David • Rated E • 9852 words

Alexis sends David a copy of So You Wanna Talk About Boys with a sticky tab placed on a page that displays an intricate web of questions designed to quiz the reader on the state of their sex life. Except, it arrives at the house before David is back from his business trip with Stevie.
If she didn’t want the quiz to land in the wrong husband’s hands, she really should have tried harder.

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Five Stars
Ray/OFC • Rated G • 1905 words

Ray visits a coffee shop in Elm Valley to expand his clientele base and ends up meeting someone new.

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The Last Warm Day of September
Patrick/David • Rated E • 2396 words

Things get heated when David decides to go tanning and catches Patrick doing some yard work at the cottage. They take full advantage of their lack of neighbors to put on a show for each other in the privacy of their backyard and on their front deck.

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Third Annual Schitt’s Creek Singles Week
Patrick/David, Alexis/Twyla, Ray/OC • Rated T • 2653 words

Patrick had watched Ray go on plenty of first dates over the years. He approached them with the same enthusiasm he gave a new business venture. Patrick can remember sitting next to Ray on the floral couch in his early days with David. The three of them enjoying Rom-Coms and ice cream. Ray and David had ranked the grand gesture scenes each time. Patrick recognized the unnamed longing and been happy to fill the role for David. He’d never stopped to think that his boss/landlord turned friend was still looking for someone to do the same.
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Love is in the air at the Third Annual Schitt’s Creek Singles Week-will Ray finally be lucky in love?

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I’ll Light the Fire
Patrick/David • Rated E • 4183 words

Prompt: Patrick thought their sex life was pretty great, once he got his own apartment and they had the privacy they needed, but it turns out being able to call each other “husband” and being 20 minutes away from the nearest neighbor has benefits he and David couldn’t have imagined.
A selective summary of Patrick and David’s first two weeks in their cottage. For 7x12: The Spark.

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Love is in the air in Episode 12, and sparks are flying! As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. If you’re using the tracking spreadsheet don’t forget to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your personal copy. And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, be sure to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.

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Episode 7x10: Happy Holidays

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All I Want For Christmas (is Quarantine to End)
Patrick/David • Rated M • 2610 words

It’s November 1st during a pandemic, what will David do about the holiday season?

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an open smile on a friendly shore
Patrick/David • Rated M • 8632 words

When Patrick pulls into the marina parking lot, a huge garish sign over the dock entrance reads All A-Boat Love Cruises Welcomes Our Singles!
“David,” Patrick asks, turning to his husband. “Do you have something to tell me about the romantic cruise you booked for us?”
“Okay, in my defense,“ David starts, and Patrick settles into his seat and waits.

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locks like the raven
Patrick/David • Rated T • 1576 words

First footing:
The tradition of a tall, dark-haired man being the first person of the year to cross a home’s threshold, carrying symbolic gifts that bring luck and prosperity for the coming year

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International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
Patrick/David • Not Rated • 1292 words

Ted mails David a dog biscuit for International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day. Patrick has some questions.

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in calm or stormy weather
Patrick & Alexis, David & Twyla, Patrick/David, Alexis/Twyla • Rated T • 4441 words

On National Siblings Day, Alexis spends the day with her favorite brother Patrick, and David bonds with Twyla.
David: Why are you at our house, Alexis?
Alexis: because i have a whole day planned for us david!!
David: Why?
A: because it’s NATIONAL SIBLINGS DAY!

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Scavenger Hunt
Patrick/David • Rated M • 8118 words

It’s David and Patrick’s anniversary. David has plans.

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Valentine’s Week
Patrick/David, Patrick/OMC • Rated E • 29082 words

The store is buzzing with energy. Everyday is a successful day and the two lovebirds are either working themselves to the ground or fucking themselves into the ground. And so, they don’t actually get around to booking their cruise trip until that weekend. David is going through his bedtime skincare routine in the en-suite with the door open when Patrick mutters a thick and enunciated, “Fuck.”
“What is it?” David turns around slowly, massaging the under eye jelly mask into his skin while walking cautiously to the bed. Patrick is sitting cross legged over the covers with his laptop in one hand and tickets in the other.
“It’s not a Valentine’s Day cruise for couples, David. It’s a singles week. All the activities are ice breakers and random blind dates and- it’s just that. It’s not for us.”

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Episode 10 brings us special occasions and holiday cheer from all throughout the year! As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. If you’re using the tracking spreadsheet don’t forget to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your personal copy. And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, be sure to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.

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Episode 7x08: RMG

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Business/Casual
Stevie/Ruth, Stevie & David • Rated M • 8968 words

“I’m afraid we only have the one room left, Ms. Budd, and it’s a single queen.”

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money, money, money (it’s a rich man’s world)
Stevie & Johnny, David & Johnny, Johnny/Moira • Rated G • 2518 words

When Stevie mentions hiring someone for the financials during a meeting, Johnny worries it’ll be another Eli situation

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Rosebud Motel Group PR + Merch!
Rated G • 152 words

PR and Merch designs for the Rosebud Motel Group [Art]

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a sense of expectation hanging in the air
Stevie/Ruth, Stevie & Alexis & Twyla, Stevie & David, Stevie & Patrick, Alexis/Twyla • Rated M • 6548 words

Stevie starts to realize she has feelings for Ruth. How long though, will it take for her to tell Ruth that?

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Today we’re on to Episode 8, which is all about Johnny and Stevie and their growing motel empire! As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. If you’re using the tracking spreadsheet don’t forget to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your personal copy. And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, be sure to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.

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Episode 7x05: The Sniffles

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Common Ground
Patrick/David, Patrick & Ronnie • Rated G • 2267 words

Ronnie heads to Rose Apothecary looking for relief from the flu, but David’s kind gesture suddenly falls to Patrick.

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You Made It All Okay
Patrick/David • Rated T • 17796 words

The incoming winter storm was why David had gone to Heather’s farm that afternoon rather than waiting until the following morning, when the worst of the storm was supposed to hit the Greater Elms. In fact, he’d left when he did so he’d be sure to have plenty of time to get back to Schitt’s Creek before the snow even started, but now, that appeared to be a moot point.
Patrick was considering dialing David’s number for a fourth time – and perhaps leaving a voicemail – when the phone started to vibrate in his hand, and a number he didn’t recognize flashed up on the screen.

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The Sniffles
Johnny/Moira, Stevie & Johnny • Rated T • 2246 words

Johnny Rose doesn’t get sick, except for when he’s in California, & they’re not just allergies.

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The Slip
Patrick/David • Rated M • 6467 words

Patrick takes a hike. David learns first aid.

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Will It Feel Like Home
Patrick/David • Rated G • 5457 words

While David deals with some feelings about being away from his family for the first time in a long time, Patrick does his best to be there for him.

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Many the Miles
Alexis/Twyla • Rated T • 7996 words

There’s a hesitance on the other end, before Alexis speaks up again. “I mean, I super miss you, Twy. Of course I want you here. But –” She sneezes again. “I’m like, super gross and on my deathbed and stuff. So not –” Another sneeze, followed by a huffing, disgruntled nose. Despite Alexis’ illness, Twyla can’t help but smile as she tries to imagine the face Alexis is making. “So not a cute look for me, babe.”
On the weekend Twyla is supposed to visit Alexis in NYC, Alexis gets a cold.
Twyla goes anyway.

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I Can’t Live Without You
Patrick/David, Patrick & Stevie • Rated T • 6818 words

David gets into a car accident while he’s on the phone with Patrick.

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The Headache
Patrick/David • Rated G • 2701 words

When Patrick ends up in the hospital after a hockey injury, David assumes the worst. What David doesn’t expect is how hard it is to deal with an impatient injured Patrick.

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The tears are flowing in Episode 5, with a mix of illnesses and injuries, sadness and anxieties! As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. If you’re using the tracking spreadsheet don’t forget to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your personal copy. And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, be sure to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.

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Episode 7x02: New York, New York

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Baby, Gotta Say It
Stevie/Alexis, Stevie & David, Patrick/David • Rated E • 15980 words

Several months after they hooked up at the wedding, Stevie and Alexis go for a drive.

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No Place Like Home
Alexis & David, Patrick & Alexis • Rated G • 2094 words

Alexis adjusts to a new way of life in New York without her family or friends from Schitt’s Creek.

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all i need is to see your face
Alexis/Twlya • Rated G • 1535 words

Alexis has doubts. Twyla knows how to soothe them.

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Alexis Rose’s Guide to Finding Yourself in Five Easy Steps
Rated T • 3655 words

Can Alexis find her New York self? According to a magazine article, she can do it in five easy steps—but does she already have the key to what she’s looking for? A little bit of introspective Alexis.

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Episode 2 takes us to New York as Alexis heads off on her own! As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. If you’re using the tracking spreadsheet don’t forget to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your personal copy. And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, be sure to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.

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