1. Every first date is a fasting day. No eating. 2. Guys like smooth pussies. Shave right before. 3. Always wear a dress with no panties. High heels. 4. Meet for drinks, not dinner. Drink vodka only. Smile. 5. Let him finger you. Show him skinny girls are tighter. 6. Take off the dress but always leave your shoes on. 7. Always suck him. Keep eye contact while sucking. 8. Tell him any hole is OK. Guys like first date anal. 9. Let him to use you. You’re just holes for him to fuck. 10. Let him cum in you (guys love this). Say thank you.
Dowhatever it takes for him to tell his friends you’re fun.
OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.
I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.
