Are you guys in a holiday spirit yet? I’m sure trying. With all the merrymaking, I’m having difficulty matching my lace to my velvets, so I’ve decided to follow Gillian’s lead here and only wear one colour at once.
Let’s all be sure to toast the return of the tiny sequinned novelty handbag.
“I, Lilith—Rightful Monarch of Hell, Empress of Evil, Proud Lady of Pandemonium, Baroness of Blood, The OG Witch, Devourer of Men, First of My Name, the Unburnt, Matriarch of All Demons, Queen of the Damned and the Nine Circles, Lady in Red, Fabulosity Incarnate, Mater Suspiriorum Tenebrarum and Lachrymarum United as One, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons—banish thee, Lucifer, to forever wander the mortal realm like the fukboi you are, always have been, and always will be!”
