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Random stupid things from the modern world that I (and my brother) think would kill Phillip/Belos on sight:
- Teenagers insulting his drip, apparently. (Given what happened with Luz.)
- Look me in the eyes and tell me that man knows what a fucking car is. That man takes one step outside and immediately gets his crusty ass hit.
- One second on TikTok and that man is done for.
- On that note, one look at Twitter and that crusty bitch just immediately keels over-
- You know what? Just the internet in general.
- Every single drink from a soda fountain mixed together will immediately end his crusty existence.
- A single Jolly Rancher would do that musty ass in.
- Literally anything vaguely spicy would kill this crusty ancient fuck on impact.
- Modern music in general, but play “I Want It That Way” by The Backstreet Boys specifically and his ancient ass is done.
- One step inside of a McDonald’s and his colonial ass just withers away.
- Emos.
- Weird Al Yankovic. No particular reason, I just think he has that power.
(Feel free to add on if you want!)
I’m right
I’m right
Why is everything them lately.
It’s been a solid weeknahalf now and everything I bare witness to all my brain can bother to muster is “that is them”
Or “such and such would so do/say/laugh at that”
Literally anything at this point!
