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ꗃ⌗Creepzheadcanons ࣪˖ ࣪

Side note: Creeps is different from Creepypasta! So i’ll tag it separately from creepypasta.

LAUGHING JACK

  • They/He/It
  • Agender AroAce (grey aro to be specific, also pan)
  • Jack gets often nicknamed thins like “Oreo motherfucker” “30s halloween costume” “old Disneyland mascot” and the least worse one “Jackoo”
  • Doesn’t have specific age, call him an old man and he wouldn’t care.
  • Capable of making his eyes some dark voids
  • Can’t bleed
  • His teeth are capable of tearing meat extremely fast
  • He likes to make homemade candies. He has sweet chocolate ones capable of creating illusions that last up to 24 hours, ones he made only for William,poisonous ones, etc.
  • Clothes are attached to their skin, but can de-skin them whenever it wants to
  • He and Jill are pretty damn close
  • Loves tormenting Frankie until he breaks
  • LoOooOoOoVezIsaac!
  • Frenemies with Sally
  • Used to work for Slenderman but he got fired after 10 years
  • Owns a Bakery with Jill in the underworld, also is the co-owner of the underworld circus (the biggest circus, to galactical levels)
  • Does first, thinks later
  • Feels kinda bad for tormenting Frankie’s mind with dead images of Amy but also feels dAmN goOd, so he doesn’t think much about it.
  • Kinda violent, Will has some scars on his back, arms, and one ln his neck
  • Constantly trying to be less of a crazy clown
  • But also that’s his whole identity, what ks he supposed to do?
  • Sometimes sees Will as his son, sometimes as his homie
  • Can’t get drunk or high

WILL GROSSMAN

  • He/They
  • Aceflux Bisexual (no lean)
  • Demiboy (but can also be Boyflux)
  • 22-28 (Spent 6 years in the underworld to now)
  • Has a lot of clothes based on aesthetics. Some of them may include goth, grunge and alt.
  • Owns an acoustic guitar and an electric one
  • Uses Marijuana, used to do cocaine, and likes the candy Jack gives him a little too much.
  • Loves horror games and movies
  • Favorite bands include: grrlwood, nirvana, destroy boys, sorry mom, arctic monkeys, the neighborhood, pink floyd, Marylin Manson, Metallica, le tigre, cheese people, etc (he doesn’t have an specific type)
  • Favorite drinks include: apple juice, banana juice, absinthe, strawberry milk, chocolate milk, beer, vodka, beer, and monster energy.
  • Practices a lot of weapons, like axes, throwing knives, hammers, etc.
  • He WAS and IS the Spotify freak.
  • Uses Tumblr unironicly (hAH-)
  • Skates on his free time, he got in trouble at the academy for that once
  • Celebrity crush with Jeff The Killer (but won’t date his crispy fried ass lmao) and Frankie
  • Has millions of playlists
  • Is the only one out of the three Creeps who has more than a phone (a tablet, a phone, video game console, a PC)
  • Awesome grades in the Academy
  • The academy is actually different from the one in Creeps, it’s located in a more isolated place in the city. Students can go there by metro.
  • Good at dancing
  • INFP

FRANKIE

  • He/Him
  • Trans (ftm)
  • Demian Gay
  • Has the NY accent and all
  • Favorite meals include: Hot Dog, Pancakes and bacon
  • Besides whiskey he loves vodka and wine
  • Really athletic, can crush something in seconds.
  • Extremely fast and strong, but that’s because all undead pastas are like that (including Nurse Ann and Norah Keaton,, my oc)
  • Has a little spot inside his apartment, it’s a big seat next to a library and a lamp, he uses it for relaxing.
  • Has eyebags
  • His body is naturally warm
  • Famous Bounty Hunter in the underworld, goes bu a different name to avoid getting localized fast.
  • Uses black lipstick and paints his nails black (he has to look stylish ya know)
  • Has a second apartment on his name in New York, it’s like an emergency home where he can go if something unexpected happens
  • Likes to babysit
  • Curses a lot but NEVER infront of kids, never.
  • He’s actually really calm, but has no patience for people he doesn’t like (like L.Jack)
  • Works for Beelzebub and personally knows the 7 rules of hell. He and Bell have a father-son relationship.
  • Knows Isaac, they are co workers.
  • Watches over Will since Isaac requested that, has been doing it for the past 6 years.
  • Really wanted to kill Isaac when he discovered his past with kids, but comprehends the trauma the old man went through so he tries to be less violent.

ISAAC GROSSMAN

  • He/Him
  • Cis Bicurious (currently unlabeled) man
  • 21 years old at death
  • He was going to be from royalty once
  • But remained a peasant his entire life
  • He acts like royalty, with manners of a noble man, and the eyes of a king.
  • Serious and focused
  • His vanity is still intact even after death
  • Carefully organizes his dark blond hair
  • Tries to keep all his murders clean, no messy nonsense.
  • Army of crows and ravens, they’re his minions, his servants, his pets, and family.
  • Based on the Crowman creepypasta, go and read it if you know Spanish.
  • Watched over William and cares for him, asked his friend to keep an eye on him until he can finally make his entrance.
  • Loved only one woman, had feelings for a man.
  • Janeth Archer, a beautiful noble woman who became the mother of his children. He wanted to marry her and be a good father, but got threatened of execution and got forced to never talk to her anymore, and watch her marry another man.
  • Died knowing his son and his “wife” where going to meet the clown.
  • They did
  • Can sleep but rarely does
  • Almost cried when he saw Will for the first time
  • Good singer, horrible dancer
  • Can write and read, kinda rare considering where he is from.
  • Kissed a man once, the memory is know buried deep down his memory.
  • Likes fried eggs and simple bread
  • Also likes grape and apple soda.
  • But usually prefers homemade juice
  • He can make his own food, wow
  • Dark Academia bitch

Hc’s inspired by: @writingfromthetomb

angelicartistgirl:

My version of Laughing Jack ☠️

I changed up LJ’s design a bit, tho I made his original rainbow form smol and cute with a rubberhose style.

Reblogs are appreciated!

teahimbo:

How emotionally damaged were we all as teens to look at creepypastas of all things and say “I’m gonna found family it”.

Like. I had the time of my life imagining they all lived in slenders mansion when I was 13 but never stopped to think ‘hey maybe I MIGHT have some issues because I am clinging onto a bunch of non existent serial killers forming a weird family as a method of gaining serotonin’

Also WHO was gonna tell me that Splendorman was made by Neil Ciciergera???

he’s laughing. he’s a clown named jack and he’s laughing.

I am torn between actually writing the rewrite for LJ or just making a comic about it 
I’m horrible at writing but comics take forever

Only things I won’t draw are ships that involve minors, straight up animals [smile dog/grinny] or those who are related to eachother.

The Tale of the Prince of Fools

creepypasta scent headcanons

warning: they’re stinky.

im kidding i love them too much to make them stinky little assholes these characters literally raised me throughout elementary and middle school

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jeff: okay ive said this before but jeff doesn’t smell that bad. maybe a little bit of body odor and cigarettes but other than that he keeps up with smelling good. he’s got a strong rose shampoo and bath and body works is his shit. he smothers himself in lotion after his two hour long shower. he’s a man with a mission; he just wants to smell good.

ben: honestly ben probably doesn’t smell that bad either. you know that smell when to just wake up and you can like smell your body and hair but not any body odor? that’s what he smells like; just human body and hair. that, as well as a mix of different body odors, probably more masculine ones but there’s some feminine ones in the mix. also it smells like rain. the good rain too not the gross warm rain smell; he smells like cool, fresh rain.

toby: toby smells good! he puts a lot of effort into smelling good cause he hates smelling like sweat and grossness from his work. he has a routine he does everyday and night that consists of lotions, body scrubs, perfumes, room sprays, hair sprays; literally anything that’ll just make him smell good. he just smells expensive. and like fall scents; you know like apple, pumpkin spice, fresh baked bread, stuff like that. toby smells the best out of anyone.

slenderman: imagine the dark academia aesthetic and then mix in a little bit of blood and highly toxic chemicals; that’s slender’s smell. black coffee, an old library, clean cats that just came inside, clean forests; stuff like that. also there’s a hint of death on him but that’s only if you get too close to him. no one really knows why; maybe is because he’s basically a death omen deity thing that lives in the forest and eats people. wonderful.

masky: masky smells like laundry detergent, cigarettes, and kinda like expense cushions. like high quality cushions in like really really expensive restaurants. he just smells clean mostly but there’s a hint of body odor and then an overwhelming wave of cigarettes and massive amounts of regret.

hoodie: hoodie? okay in my head he smells like nothing; like he’s just a plain dude with a totally plain job and life. yeah totally. if i had to assign him a smell it would be fresh water. hoodies kinda boring smell wise but atleast he doesn’t stink. maybe he smells a little bit like wood too. yeah probably

x-virus: cody smells like cleaning chemicals, cinnamon, and this expensive perfume that smells like a rainy night. the smell im imagining reminds of the movie “ a nightmare before christmas ” if that’s makes any sense. kinda… halloweenie… BOO!

jane: jane spends way too much money on lotions and perfumes and smell-good things; her collection rivals toby’s. this woman will literally dedicate an entire paycheck to just candles and perfumes like it’s nothing. honestly i see her smelling very floral; maybe rose? not lavender but if i sat next to her, id think rose and sunny day. so just fresh? yeah she smells fresh and floral

clockwork: in my mind, natalie smells like ash, laundry detergent, earthy scents, and masculine deodorant; she basically just smells like a lumberjack lmao

nina: i can see nina enjoying really strong fruity and floral scents; like really really strong you’ll get a headache if you’re around her too long. i imagine her smelling like really strong mango, dry shampoo, peppermint, and any really strong tropical smell.

sally: sally probably smells fine; i can see her just smelling like any other young girl; cheap body sprays, play-doh, and apple juice; but i also like to imagine her smelling like caramel and a library as well.

eyeless jack: jack smells very nice and clean; he smells like a mix of cleaning chemicals, cat fur, rainy woods, and coffee. also he sometimes smells like saliva cause he licks himself but that’s okay. also his mouth smells like a rotten decaying corpse; don’t get too close unless you want your nose to stop working.

laughing jack: in my opinion jack just smells like peppermint tea, caramel, and cyanide. also his hair is either really greasy and gross or it’s clean for once - once in a blue moon this man’s gross.

lost silver: i feel like if i sat down next to silver and smelled him, my nose would get physically cold and start bleeding from the temperature change. idk he just smells cold if that makes sense.

rex: she smells like a car engine, whiskey, and ash. fuckers been playing around in the woods unsupervised too much; okay but seriously she smells like a middle aged alcoholic but just not as bad. only slightly. like 40% and then 30% is like forest and good food. the other 30% is similar to lost silver; just cold.

WOOOOOOO MASTERLIST FINALLY

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- key -

angst - ☾

fluff - ♡

nsfw - ☆

random headcanon - ♢

shitpost - ☢

also, this list goes from newest - oldest, if you wanna start from the beginning of a pasta just scroll to the bottom of their section :) some scenarios/headcanons for multiple pastas are under random headcanons :)

- ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴs -

- ᴊᴇғғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ -

- ʙᴇɴ ᴅʀᴏᴡɴᴇᴅ -

- ᴛɪᴄᴄɪ ᴛᴏʙʏ -

- ᴛʜᴇ sʟᴇɴᴅᴇʀᴍᴀɴ -

- ᴛʜᴇ sʟᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀs - nothing yet!

- ᴍᴀsᴋʏ -

- ʜᴏᴏᴅɪᴇ - nothing yet!

- ᴋᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀsᴇʀ

- x-ᴠɪʀᴜs

- ᴅᴀʀᴋ ʟɪɴᴋ -

- ʟᴏsᴛ sɪʟᴠᴇʀ -

- ɢʟɪᴛᴄʜʏ ʀᴇᴅ - nothing yet!

- ᴊᴀɴᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ -

- ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴋ -

- ɴɪɴᴀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ -

- sᴀʟʟʏ -

- ᴇʏᴇʟᴇss ᴊᴀᴄᴋ -

- ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ᴊᴀᴄᴋ -

- ʀᴇx - nothing yet!

Creepypasta Baking Meme 2

POV: you get mad so the pastas bake you a cake to make it up to you

Jeff:

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Jane: 

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Clockwork: 

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Nina: 

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BEN: 

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EJ: 

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LJ: 

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Hoodie/Brian: 

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Masky/Tim:

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Toby: 

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I read/listened to a lot of the old popular creepy pastas for the first time this year

||CupCake Creepypasta Contest||

Jill; hello everyone I’m your host Laughing jill

Jane; and im your another host Jane

Jill: Today we’re going to test the baking and creativity skills of our contestants

Jane; out category today is cupcakes!

Jane; this is the list of our contestants, Nina The Killer

Nina;


Jane; Lazari,

Lazari; I’m still 6 years old- am i allowed to cook?

Jane; and last we have judge angel

Angel; at least i know how to bake…

Jill; now let us introduce our happy and volunteer judges for this! <3

Jill; we have Jeff The killer,

Jeff; Please let me go! that girl will literally poison me-

Jill; Eyeless Jack,

Ej; they drag me here and tie me, I didn’t voluntee-

Jill; and!-

Lj; HEY WHAT THE HELL?

Lj; why am i not one of the judges!? isn’t supposed to be me cuz i like sweets!?

Jill; SHUT UP LJ AND GET OUT!!

Jill; anyway our last judge is Bloody Painter!

Helen; ……

Jane; now that’s finished let us start!

SKIP CAUSE LAZINESS IS PART OF LIFE NO MATTER WHAT-

Jill; ohhhh!!!~

Jane; look at those beautiful delicious sweets!~

Lj; WHY AM I NOT-

Jill; SOMEONE TAKE LAUGHING JACK NOW!!

Lj; HEYY! DON’T DRAG ME- TF JASO-!!

Jane; *coughs* now that’s finish let’s have our judges to taste the cupcakes our contestants make!

Jill; Let’s starts with Jeff!

Jeff; um- uh- can- can i leave?

Jane; NO. EAT IT.

Jeff: Jesus christ-

Jeff; *sweating* um…. Nina’s cupcake l-look very appealing

Nina; Oh really thank you~

Nina; then… WHY NOT EAT IT?.

Jeff; Um chile anyway- *dashes away*

Jane; THE HELL?! SOMEONE CAPTURE THAT RUN AWAY BTCH-

Jill; how about you Ej? what do you think?

Ej; what the hell are you all thinking to make me the judge? I’m literally a cannibal and i don’t like sweets.

Jill; come on just try at least one.

Ej; I don’t smell any poison so i guess-

Ej; I don’t what to say i never eat sweets before-

Jill; :/

Helen; it’s delicious and appealing.

Jane; okay so one of our judges run away and we’re having jason as an exchange-

Lj; WTF!? I’M LITERALLY RIGHT HERE-

Jill; NO. LEAVE NOW.

Lj; ….

Lj; NO.

Jill;


Jill; anyway, let’s see how Ms Lazari’s Cupcake taste like

Jason; oh it’s been so long since i last eat sweets~

Jason Thoughts: I DON’T LIKE SWEETS-

||I just remembered i have homeworks to do-||

~• Have a fanart of lazari i guesd-•~

||Creepypasta Taco Contest||

Splendy: Hello everyone! today we’re going to have a cooking contest! and what’s the category today??? *looks at slendy*

Slendy: *sighs* Taco’s….

Splendy: Okay!! So our contestants are Ben Drowned!

Ben: I SHALL MAKE THE HOTTEST AND SPICES TACO’S

Splendy: Jeff The Killer!

Jeff: jesus christ why am i here? I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A TACO!

Splendy: Laughing Jack!

Lj: I really have nothing to say

Splendy: And Eyeless Jack!!

Ej: …….

Ej: please remove the camera and light off me…

Splendy: Now let’s introduce our judges! Slendy you go do it!

Slendy: *sighs* we have the judges which is The Puppeteer

Puppeteer: please i don’t wanna die again-

Slendy: Herobrine…

Herobrine: I don’t trust any contestants here.

Slendy: and last Homicidal Liu

Liu: Please don’t poison me brothe-

Sully: I DON’T TRUST YOUR COOKING JEEFREY!

Splendy: Every contestant will have Taco shells and ingredients! Before we start here some rules!

AFTER BOTH RULES AND THEM DOING THE TACO’S BECAUSE IM LAZY-

Slendy: oh god all of it look cursed…

Splendy: okay so every judges will have a piece of taco’s from the different contestants in order for them to judges it!

Slendy: let’s start with Ben’s Tacos… What’s your opinion judges

Puppeteer; The taco’s is actually good and oh the hell did i just taste some cheetos here? 10/10 i guess?

Herobrine; It’s good but i felt like I’m gonna die- It’s to spicy for my liking- *drunk a lot of cola cuz he no like milk* 8/10

Liu: I- I don’t like spicy foods- *coughs*

Sully: 9/10!!!

Slendy: okay next we have Jeff’s made taco’s- wait the hell jeff!?

Jeff: WHAT!? I CAN’T THINK ANYTHING OKAY!?

Puppeteer: I- this- this tacos is going to kill me again-

Herobrine: It’s nothing but salt…

Sully: Meat and a lot of salt.

Liu: I’m not eating thi-

Sully: I WILL!

Liu; NOO!-

-Jeff Literally just give up-

Slendy: okay next is Lj’s.

Puppeteer: oh meats!~

Herobrine: Hm… Is there any hidden poison’s here?

Liu: I’m scared that lj has the most normal one i-

sully: 10/10!!

herobrine: i love meats 10/10 oh and i don’t feel getting poisoned.

puppeteer: 10/10 can i leave now?

slendy: no not yet we still have ej-

slendy: the hell? where is he? SONIC X!

Sonic X: WHAT?

Slendy: where’s Eyeless jack?!

Sonic X: that dude ran away lol

Slendy: I- my god…

Splendy: Oh well according to judges pur winner is laughing jack!!

Lj: i won? wait- is there even a price here?

Lj: No…?

Lj;

Hiara(aka me): If i smack ya butt then run away would it be Hit and run too?

Puppeteer: Probably but don’t even think about it.

Dark: you can smack mine tho-

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Herobrine: so i see that one certain minecraft player doing some parkour and-

Sonic X: you fell in love?

Herobrine: No.

Herobrine: i felt like I wanna die, that dude is so bad at parkour.

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Helen: why are you making that face?

Vine: a girl just hit and run me and i don’t like it.

Helen: but you don’t have any car?

Vine: no what i mean is a girl just literally slap my butt and run away

Vine: what’s worst is I don’t know who the fck is that girl.

Ben: *wheeze*

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Lj: I AM VERY CONFUSED

Jeff: The hell why?

Lj: WHY THERE’S A GIRL WHO SLAP MY BUNS AND RUN AWAY LIKE- WHY!?

Jeff: wtf someone slap that flat ass?

Lj: YEAH- WAIT-

Lj: HEY I HAVE MORE CAKE THAN YOU

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Liu: have you seen this-

Sully: THIS MAMACITA WHO GOES AROUND SMACKING ASS!?

Liu: *cough* im sorry about that anyway have you-

Kuro: yeah.

Liu: really? where is she last seen?

Kuro: Last seen smacking zalgo’s buns

Liu & Sully: WHAT-

||Random||

Sonic X: if i can go back to my normal life would i able to get a girlfriend?

Herobrine: your not even normal from the start.

Sonic X: huh- wait- HOLY SHT RIGHT-

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Jason: why my friends always leave me? I CAN’T UNDERSTAND IT I GIVE THEM EVERYTHING!

Lj: say that if you didn’t kidnap those kids

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Nina: I HATE IT HERE. I’M LITERALLY NOT A FANGIRL OF JEFFIDSVIDBSJSJ I HATE HIM!!!

Nina: WHY PEOPLE THINK THAT!?!??

Fcking random fangirl: OmG aren’t you that annoying fangirl of jeff?!

Nina: IM NOT A FANGIRLLL OF HIM AAAAAAAHHHHHH-

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Lazari: oh im getting hungry

Ej: *is sweating* you are?-

lazari: yeah and im kinda craving to eat my father.

Ej: but your father is zal-

lazari: Exactly. Why won’t that btch die.

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Dark: i never met such a fangirls before like- im not even a creepypasta but guess im oart of them now…

Dark: are you a creepypasta too? wait- are you that dr smiley guy?

Kuro: I’m not technically a creepypasta and im not dr smiley nor Devin lee smiley. My name is Kohara Ryuuzaki

Dark; oh..

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