#reiner braun
Reiner: I work out for exactly two reasons:
Reiner: To give better hugs
Reiner: So I can hold any type of animal like it’s a baby.
Reiner: might fuck around and let nature reclaim me
Jean: does this mean you’re going feral or just lying in the dirt for a while
Reiner, already lying on the floor, covered in dirt: idk man
Reiner: Bertholdt and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Bertholdt: We what.
I feel so bad for Armin.
He’s probably been having ReiBert porn playing on loop in his head for the past four years
Bonus: “So that’s what those clapping sounds I kept hearing in the middle of the night were…”
Reiner: I just had the most amazing bath.
Bertholdt: Really? I don’t like baths.
Reiner: You like them with me.
Bertholdt: It’s not the bath I enjoy, it’s the wet hot guy.
Bertholdt: Can you do me a favour?
Reiner: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked to
Bertholdt: Can you wash the dishes?
Reiner: No.
Fall of Shiganshina arc-The Female Titan arc
vol.1-vol.8 covers(clean version)
Uprising Arc+Return to Shiganshina Arc
vol.13-vol.22 covers (clean version)
why did this conversation never happen
