#reptiblr
To this day it still throws me off a little to see this graphic someone made almost directly quoting me but having no idea who made it or where it came from.
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The person I got for a Secret Santa I’m doing also loves snakes so guess who I made a giant iridescent snake plush fooooor~ ☆
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I don’t know why but I feel like you guys will enjoy this story.
When I was a teenager, I got really fed up with people asking me what my plans were for school and where I wanted to go to college. It was relentless at every family gathering, and my family is all pretty well off, making it a bit anxiety-inducing. So I made one up. I just invented a college. I wasn’t trying to fool anyone, I just wanted people to stop asking about it, so I gave it an absolutely ridiculous name; “The Velociraptor Institute of Chicago” - worth mentioning that I lived nowhere near Chicago at the time.
This evolved into a rather large joke between my aunt and I. We would occasionally hang up “school fliers” in my room - one of which being an “X Days Since Last Dinosaur Related Incident” and making bad “school sweaters”.
One day, I decided that it would be hilarious if my all-too-boring voicemail message was something related to the reptilian fallacy.
I went to Google Translate, English to English, and typed out a message from the school staff, something along the lines of; “Hello. You have reached the Velociraptor Institute of Chicago. None of our operators are available at the moment due to dinosaur related incidents. Please remain calm. This is not an emergency. Leave your name and number and we will return your call shortly.”
This was a hit among my aunt and any friends or relatives that happened to call, but as most jokes do, it faded out into the back of my head eventually. I don’t really like phone calls so I essentially forgot about it completely.
Until I received my first voicemail from a potential job interviewer.
Najarala shed all in one piece - usually she balls it up beyond all recognition or snags it on something along the way, so this is neat.
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I know it’s blurry but that face.
Thatis the smug gloating face of a 7″ long miniature terror that just delivered six separate bites to six separate fingers.
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A model, a fashion icon, a legend
Another mlem form this smoll thicc nugget
He looks so smoll
Enjoying his digging box
LOOK AT THIS
This little nugget has now blessed your day ✨
Hi there!
How I got my leopard gecko excited about food again
A blog post about how I got Arlow to eat again!
Big melm from a big boi
Can he GET any cuter?
