A/N: generally spoiler free, vague mentions of the SOC duology and KOS trilogy
here’s a collection of random headcanons i have regarding the crows(that might contradict canon but we don’t care about that) because i am in agony waiting for news about season 2…
— kaz is actually really bad at speaking different languages. he understands them fine, but he’s just… really bad at accents and actually stringing together sentences.
which, of course, means that whenever they’re doing a heist that’s not on kerch, he gets to be the “ketterdam tourist that can’t speak a lick of shu/fjerdan/kaelish/zemeni/suli” and is incredibly over the top in his performance
— ofc, he actually knows what everyone is saying, and it’s a really effective way to gain information, actually.
— but then, to barter or anything, he’ll have to ask nina for help,,,,,, you know she makes it a pain to enlist her <3
pov: you’re concerned about me and expressing it lovingly through text.
lol, i’m back with another alignment chart that no one but me asked for. what is this one? your guess is as good as mine, but i saw it and decided to do it; and as we all know, vague vibes are neverwrong.
tagging mutuals and leaving an empty template below the cut!
Olive, I love when you do these!! Your vibes radar is impeccable, I’ve definitely texted ‘wot’ to my friends many times, and ’???’ on occasion too. As always, accurate
