#richie tozier
Currently drawing my first IT fanart based on t h i s image
❌I’m gonna have to kill, this fucking clown✖️
i’m not saying i’m a comedic genius but i am saying i wrote this exchange in my “richie remembers it during his stand up” fix it fic, so
bitches be watching it chapter two instead of taking care of themselves. y'all worried about the wrong clown.
richie after seeing eddie dead:
eddie: are you wearing makeup? where did your freckles go?
richie: huh? oh no, winter just makes my freckles fade, eds
eddie: I see…
(later)
eddie, beating the snow with a shovel while angrily mumbling: give. him. back. his. freckles. you. bitch.
bill: welcome to dumb boyfriends anonymous, where we talk about how dumb we are and work on it or something
bill: I’ll start. today my boyfriend tried to hold my hand and i got scared and screamed. who wants to go next?
eddie: someone tried to talk to my boyfriend so I set off the fire alarm
bill: congratulations, you win the weekly prize for worst story ever
eddie: I get it every week, it’s not special anymore
bill: well maybe you should be LEARNING FROM THIS
richie: getting a brain scan today, boys
stan: to check if you have one?
richie: thank you so much for your concern and support, Stanley.
richie: first of all I’m not A bitch I’m THE bitch
richie: did eddie just tell me he loves me for the first time?
bev:yeah
richie: and did I do finger guns back?
bev: yeah, you did
bev: and, if you have any suggestions, please feel free to jot them down and drop them in this suggestion box
bill: that’s…that’s a rubbish can
bev:exactly
richie: I heard our neighbor lady strangled her husband yesterday. can you imagine? just snapping like that?
eddie, trying to sleep next to him:yes.
bill: I start therapy tomorrow
bill: with any luck they’ll deem me unfit to live
richie:…—-.–/…—.-..-.-.–
stan: what’s that
richie: remorse code
stan: I’m even angrier
mike: I told Eddie that his ears turn red when he lies and now I can tell if he’s really lying
ben: what? how?
mike: watch this
mike: eddie do you love richie
eddie: *covering ears* no
ben: you… you… you rude person!
stan: go easy on him, ben
eddie: I’m not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it’s not twenty-seven
bill, at a party: so richie, truth or dare?
richie:dare
bill: I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips
bill: Notice I charitably said girl and not person because, let’s face it, I’d smoke all you bitches