#rock-paper-scissors
Korg, played by director Taika Waititi himself, introduces himself to Thor with a rock, paper, scissors joke.
Later, he accidentally crushes his blade-armed alien friend, Miek, by sitting on him.
Rock quite literally beat scissors.
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Korg explains to Thor that his revolution never got off the ground because he didn’t print enough pamphlets.
Paper literally beat rock.
Taika Waititi, what a man.
i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????
rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors
me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.
me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me
Rock, paper, …..
i love when people and adaptations acknowledge watson’s military past. i HATE when they make him a war fanatic or give him medals, souvenirs, relics and stuff. they’re blatantly discarding the only piece of backstory we have on watson.
virgin jude law watson i wear my dress uniform & my medals to all formal events, even my own fucking wedding, i’m so proud of being a colonizer
vs
chad andrei panin watson, i wear my dress uniform to properly murder and bring to justice my imperialist colleague
vampire vs. skeleton. what’s the vampire gonna do? suck blood the skeleton doesn’t have?? on the other hand werewolf vs. skeleton would not be so good. all those bones.
Rock < Paper < Scissors < Rock = Vampire < Skeleton < Werewolf < Vampire