#rp meme starter
- “Hey, get back here.”
- “You know I love…”
- “What you up to?”
- “Well that’s just funny.”
- “Did you need something?”
- “I’m here, you know?”
- “You have no control.”
- “I’m perfectly fine, okay?”
- “Kindly fuck right off.”
- “I won’t be going.”
- “You won’t believe this!”
- “Tired, exhausted, the usual.”
- “I’m gonna do it.”
- “You and me. Now.”
- “Aw, come over here.”
- “Brought snacks and… snacks.”
- “No. Cold. Begone you.”
- “You want to… y’know…”
- “I cannot believe you.”
- “Of course you’re cool!”
- “And one crisis later…”
- “Care to explain that?”
- “I shan’t be going.”
- “Persistent and very cute.”
- “Here, just take this.”
- “I’m not putting [blank] through that, I’ve seen Neverending Story.“
- “You can’t convince me the Trojans weren’tfurries.”
- “In the words of my people: Uh, WHAT?!?“
- “I don’t have bullets. I mean, I have bullets, I just have to hit the button that says I get bullets.”
- “Fuck the stone fish. They look like rocks.“
- “Go to the place to see how much hair is…..I just realized how strange that probably sounded.”
- “I am un-vincible.“
- “I swear you have "bitch eating crackers” disease.“
- “Oh, caught ‘im right in the cheeks!…..Usually when someone talks about clappin’ cheeks that’s not what they mean.”
- “This just in: Bitches can’t climb.“
- “If I strapped two toddlers to my arms I’d float for a second.”
- “Man. Smith’s must be the horniest motherfuckers ever, huh?“
- “I wonder what it would be like to be a Giga-Chad.”
- “When have I ever given off the impression that I know what I’m doing?“
- “Did you just yip at me, motherfucker?”
- “We’ve got too much heresy for one day.“
- “Don’t you bring that olive propaganda around here!”
- “Where in the HTML-“
- “How dare you say I’m nice to the people here! I’m an asshole to the people here!”
- “Fuckin’ catboi money.“
- “I didn’t get this far by thinking."
- “Bones are just the calcium sticks of the body.”
- “The magical school of Heteromancy.“
- “It’s like herding cats but they can swim!”
- “We went through the gender bubble.“
- “So how’d you end up here?”
- “Not the kind of face that belongs in a place like this.”
- “Don’t talk about that kind of thing here. The consequences will find you in no time.”
- “Only one way in, and no way out.”
- “This escape plan is stupid.”
- “Didn’t do it eh? Haven’t heard that one before.”
- “Let me get those off of you.”
- “Got caught huh? Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.”
- “You’re lucky I’m a half decent person. Start talking and we’ll go from there.”
- “Behind bars… where the damned deserve to be.”
- “Did you hear about the newbie that showed up?”
- “No one in here is guilty of anything but speaking out.”
- “Can you break the lock?”
- “Give me a few pins and I could pick this open.”
- “We’ve all got blood on our hands, keep that ego in check.”
- “The guards don’t care. We’re all in this together.”
- “No one came back for you. Expendable is what you were.”
- “It’s amazing what a little investment can get you in these walls.”
- “Tonight is the night. We can do it.”
- “Got a long way to go before we get out of these binds.”
- “With a record like yours, why should I trust you?”
- “The amount of skills that translate into doing something illegal is quite astonishing.”
- “This is wrong. Who deserves this as punishment?”
- “Guilty until proven innocent. The other way around is only a facade.”
- “They don’t give a damn about you, but I do. Come with me.”
- “Nope, that’s it, that’s the end, that’s enough.”
- “This is a non-negotiable break intervention.”
- “I can’t do this anymore.”
- “You’re going to give up? Just like that?”
- “You can’t do this right now, come on.”
- “Maybe… just maybe, we went a little overboard.”
- “That’s uh… that’s… maybe we should get a third opinion.”
- “Failure is a teacher, and all that wisdom or whatever, but uhhhg.”
- “I’ve concluded that today’s plans have changed to just napping.”
- “What day is it? Oh great… can we not? I really feel like just… not.”
- “If I see that face one more time…”
- “You know, I don’t need to take this kind of treatment.”
- “It’s just gonna be one of those days isn’t it?”
- “This was my last attempt- yep, last one.”
- “You’re getting one more try before we call it for today.”
- “One more try. Please just one more?”
- “You feel like you shouldn’t be here in the first place huh?”
- “Please pay no mind to the frustrated sounds and noises coming from the other room.”
- “No I’m not taking that from the universe. I’m making this day my own.”
- “You look like you need a nap… or a small coma.”
- “This close… just… this close.”
- “I think it’s cooked… uh… pretty sure.”
- “Alright, that was more attitude than expected.”
- “Moodiness has been detected.”
- “I’m so out of place, what am I even doing?”
- “I’m not someone who just eats anything.”
- “Peanut butter? Out of the jar? With a fork?”
- “This looks… like it could be edible.”
- “It’s four in the morning, why are you in the cupboards?”
- “So here’s the legendary snack gremlin in it’s natural habitat.”
- “You didn’t make this for me. You did not.”
- “Nope don’t care how much you didn’t cook this correctly, I’m eating it.”
- “You didn’t touch dinner all night but now you’re eating?”
- “Is this a lack of appetite or a lack of fine taste?”
- “Try it. Come on, I swear it won’t poison you.”
- “We have all this food and I want none of this. Stupid brain and food wants.”
- “You abducted ALL of my chips? You’re a monster.”
- “I need you to stay out of the kitchen for uh… reasons.”
- “Hmm is that pleasant aroma what you’re cooking or just you?”
- “I don’t think this is how you make a salsa.”
- “You’re making me try this odd combination… why?”
- “What unholy abomination are you eating?”
- “I’m eating… you know what, I don’t know either.”
- “You made this, so I’m going to eat it. I’m not wasting your effort no matter how awful it is.”
- “Huh. This doesn’t taste half bad.”
- “I told you that probably wasn’t a wise decision to eat.”
- “I’m gonna give this cupboard twenty minutes for it to put my snacks back or else.”
- “Bold enough to take the snack out of my mouth huh?”
- “I’m volunteering as tribute for your food experiments.”
- “So we’re waving the white flag and getting take out right?”
- “Uh… there has suddenly been a change of plans.”
- “So the situation developed and um… well…”
- “Tell me what this looks like, so I can tell you how it does not look like that.”
- “Another last second change is precisely what I wanted.”
- “What happened?! How did that happen so quickly?!”
- “… and then just poof! Not so grandeur or exciting.”
- “This would have been you if you hadn’t decided to be late.”
- “Feelings weren’t supposed to change that fast. They aren’t. Feelings are stupid. Thus I’m stupid and an idiot.”
- “I just decided to be along for the ride. It was the only way to survive at the time.”
- “How do you handle it? Everything is changing so damn fast.”
- “It’s not all bad, sometimes you get slapped in the face with the best kind of surprises: a literal slap in the face from a friend before you realize you know each other and aren’t going to stab each other mid-brawl.”
- “I never wanted to have to adjust to this. I’ve hated it, and I don’t think I’ll ever stop hating it.”
- “Eh… after you get over the shock, trauma, numbing sensations to cope with the abrupt sucker punch of life, turns out things aren’t so bad.”
- “Intuition is an inconsistent bastard of a sense, but at least it seems to kick in a second before the world tries to kick your ass.”
- “It won’t be the same as the old one(s), but you need them.”
- “I know you’ve probably told a lot of people about what happened… mind doing it one more time? For me?”
- “Me? Suppressing sudden and potentially tragic events? Yeah right come on I’m fine.”
- “We need to turn this situation on it’s head or we aren’t gonna make it out without some scars.”
- “Just curious, just a quick question for you: Could you perhaps have lead with that instead of wasting our time?!”
- “You might be wondering why I only bothered to do that now… well, y’know I have that same question.”
- “You normally have the decency to warn me if something comes up, what’s going on?”
- “Oh that’s bad… that’s… bad…”
- “You need to go. It’s not safe- no, it’s really not safe for you here.”
- “Things just get suddenly colder for you too?”
- “The world can do all it wants to bring me down, I’m sticking to my guns no matter what.”
Send in one of the following to have my muse (or yours if you add + reverse)
- [Comb] - Running their fingers through their hair.
- [Lookout] - Watch them sleep for a little while.
- [Cover] - Wrap them in a blanket or something else.
- [Keeper] - Hold them close.
- [Tend] - Take care of them in a weakened state.
- [Nonsense] - Find them attempting something ridiculous.
- [Take] - Borrow something of theirs, purposely or by accident.
- [Laze] - Find them being carelessly relaxing.
- [Repose] - Calm down in their presence.
- [Lean] - Rest some part of them against the other.
- [Embrace]- Give them physical affection.
- [Chance] - Get to do something they normally couldn’t.
- [Opportunity] - Show them something new.
- [Expose] - Share something unknown with them.
- [Partner] - Help them with a task.
- [Worn] - Find them drained but still going.
- [Blithe] - Find them feeling pleasant and carefree.
- [Veiled] - Find them hiding, or hiding something.
- [Soft] - Be gentle and comforting.
- [Elude] - Avoid or diffuse a tense situation.
- [Guard] - Be protective of them or in their defense.
- [Ramble] - Talking about something not too important.
- [Mind]- Find them thinking or lost in thought.
- [Refresh] - Bring them food after a long day.
- [Free] - Make one of your own!
- “ go use your fancy magic somewhere else. ”
- “ never should’ve come here ! ”
- “ what is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort ? ”
- “ legends don’t burn down villages. ”
- “ what in oblivion is that ? ”
- “ you’re not supposed to be here. ”
- “ i don't think there are warm fires and friendly faces inside. ”
- “ i was once an adventurer like you. ”
- “ let me guess…. someone stole your sweetroll. ”
- “ who did you have to kill to get that blade ? ”
- “ no lollygagging ! ”
- “ that is one big hammer. ”
- “ if i find your hand in my pocket, i’ll cut it off. ”
- “ i know who you are. ”
- “ perhaps we should find a random stranger to murder. practice does make perfect. ”
- “ um, actually… i was hoping to get the ring back. ”
- “ you reek of death my friend. ”
- “ i’m not a person, i am a weapon in human form. ”
- “ whoa whoa whoa. watch the magic ! ”
- “ iron sword huh ? what are you killing ? butterflies ? ”
- “ if i had a sister, i’d sell her in a second. ”
- “ no one will hurt you again, or i’ll kill them. ”
- “ you touch them, you’ll regret it. ”
- “ how much do you really know about them ? ”
- “ always keep a part of yourself to yourself. ”
- “ even the powerful need protection sometimes. ”
- “ i heard that you’ve been having some trouble. ”
- “ do you need a hand ? ”
- “ are they bothering you ? ”
- “ i would happily die if it meant you would be safe. ”
- “ you’re my family. of course i came. ”
- “ if they put their hands on you, cut them off. ”
- “ no one hurts my family and lives. ”
- “ they never loved you. you can’t see it, but i can. ”
- “ i will do what it takes to survive. ”
- “ family isn’t who you’re born to it is who you’d die for. ”
- “ let me save you. just this once. ”
- “ we don’t have a lot but we do have each other. ”
- “ if you don’t terrify people a little then what’s the point ? ”
- “ i thought they’d killed you so i lost my temper. ”
- “ forget about them. they don’t deserve you anyway. ”
- “ ah ! a smile ! i told you i could make you smile. ”
- “ i’ll always be here for you. ”
- “ i don't care about what fancy school you went to or how many boys you didn't bang while you were there. ”
- “ from now on i only want fancy things in my life. ”
- “ being lame is liberating. ”
- “ you can’t teach kindness. ”
- “ it’s so hard to have to try so hard all the time. ”
- “ music gives us permission to feel. ”
- “ i’m a stone cold bitch with ice water in my veins. ”
- “ i’m warning you, don’t screw with my dream. ”
- “ you don’t have to be a good person, as long as you do good things. ”
- “ there is more honour in defeat then there is in unused potential. ”
- “ when the stakes get higher, friendships fail. ”
- “ they always say that’s the problem with a threesome. someone always ends up in tears. ”
- “ there’s no such thing as destiny. ”
- “ sex has nothing to do with loyalty. ”
- “ running away was the best thing i ever did with my life. ”
- “ people don’t believe you because you don’t believe you. ”
- “ nothing is permanent. not what you own, not what you love, not even the things that you think will break you forever. ”
- “ it never ceases to amaze how good it feels to say no to things. ”
- “ i’m not about enjoyment. i’m about winning. ”
- “ i’m going to do whatever it takes to get you what you want. ”
- “ great lessons are only learned when the stakes are high. ”
- “ ethics are the rules that social systems provide us, and morals are the principles which we govern ourselves by. ”
- “ a person cannot be truly selfless and survive. ”
- “ i’m not a box. i don’t have four sides for you to look at and approve of. ”
- “ i keep thinking that the only thing we all share together is that we’re all alone. ”
- “ i promise to be more real from now on. ”
- “ my ambition just poisoned every decision. ”
