#rp sentence starter

• “It must be great being that stupid, imagine how much less anxiety I’d have if my brain were that empty.“
• “When an egg falls out of a tree, we call that a coconut." 
• “On the topic of ‘Smash or Pass’….”
• “Curse you with your knowledge of my love for Japanese snacks, you bastards.“
• “I’m mad because the diddling fucklerwon.”
• “It was tonguing me and everything.“
• “THE SNOW COMES FROM THE UP!? THE SAND COMES FROM THE DOWN!?”
• “We are a responsible illegal establishment.“
• “It’s my simpy cup!”
• “As someone with severe seasonal allergies, I think the Greeks had it dead on accurate when they decided that the goddess of spring was also the queen of hell.“
• “East is the direction of bread." 
• “Daily dose of vitamin B - the B stands for blood.”
• “Speak print you cursive-writing goblin.”
• “My memory is a goldfish cracker, yes.”
• “If those crackers are saltines without the salt, would that mean they’re just 'ines’ (eens)?”
• “You don’t understand- I’m a tsundere, I’ll die!“
• “I wanna know who decided to look at a pancake and decide 'let’s give it jiggle physics’.”
• “It tastes like Faygo Red Pop but To the Left.“
• “He was too big for a tiny man to jump on and adjust.”
• “Give me your moisture.”
• “We can’t have a boyband walking around everywhere we go.“
• “God said he’d teach me karate.”
• “Those are what we call a crusade, and we don’t do those anymore.”
• “You’re like a reverse dog.“
• “Okay sir we’re leaving before the skeleton figures out we’re abusing metaphysics." 
  

• “Weird, is how someone might describe you.”
  
• “I’m not the most familiar to these kinds of things, I’ll be honest.”
  
• “Is that just, a normal thing? That happens often?”
  
• “Call me impressed, and I won’t respond.”
  
• “Shudder at the thought of what you may do next.”
  
• “Bad feelings and ominous tendencies. That the usual MO?”
  
• “You wouldn’t happen to be that latest rumour going around, would you?”
  
• “I fail to see how this might give me pause.”
  
• “Given the circumstances… I’d like to return them.”
  
• “How did you do that just now? That was… I don’t even know.”
  
• “You’re a stranger that’s only getting stranger.”
  
• “I have to admit… that was… grand.”
  
• “Have you not met me, or my reputation before?”
  
• “I know everyone like the back of my hand, and you’re a new spot on it.”
  
• “Uhg… couldn’t have gotten anyone better?”
  
• “So the expert on all of this is… you?”
  
• “I’m beginning to think there is doubt stirring between us.”
  
• “There isn’t full confidence here. Maybe, half full confidence. Two thirds at most.”
  
• “Well this certainly has me blown away.”
  
• “Don’t you look exotic and fun.”
  
• “Elegant and stunning… do go on, tell me more!”
  
• “You could do it better… I think. Try again?”
  
• “I beg of your most pardons?! Care to repeat that?”
  
• “I didn’t insult you! I only said something and I didn’t know the consequences of!”
  
• “Care to help a bit? It’s a bit of a mess…”
  

• “Hey, get back here.”
  
• “You know I love…”
  
• “What you up to?”
  
• “Well that’s just funny.”
  
• “Did you need something?”
  
• “I’m here, you know?”
  
• “You have no control.”
  
• “I’m perfectly fine, okay?”
  
• “Kindly fuck right off.”
  
• “I won’t be going.”
  
• “You won’t believe this!”
  
• “Tired, exhausted, the usual.”
  
• “I’m gonna do it.”
  
• “You and me. Now.”
  
• “Aw, come over here.”
  
• “Brought snacks and… snacks.”
  
• “No. Cold. Begone you.”
  
• “You want to… y’know…”
  
• “I cannot believe you.”
  
• “Of course you’re cool!”
  
• “And one crisis later…”
  
• “Care to explain that?”
  
• “I shan’t be going.”
  
• “Persistent and very cute.”
  
• “Here, just take this.”
  

• “Get up. Bless. Give Up.”
  
• “Go on making wealthy women rich.”
  
• “Always remember that you are pleasant, meaningful, and make life deserving of attention.”
  
• “Physics challenges everything we know about occultism.”
  
• “Friendship is the new art form.”
  
• “There are normal eyes, then there are evil eyes.”
  
• “Originality is healthy in small doses. Really small doses though.”
  
• “Participate in bisexual ideas. Because.”
  
• “You have always been a coward. Impressive!”
  
• “Here comes desperate people!”
  
• “Get impaled.”
  
• “You are a guy. That’s not a compliment.”
  
• “When in doubt, remind yourself that you are hot.”
  
• “When we die, everything will seem like an illusion. So you Might as well keep eating.”
  
• “Rule 4: Take a nap.”
  
• “High fructose corn syrup is one hundred percent calories.”
  
• “Intimidate strangers. It makes the one’s in power cry.”
  
• “Wouldn’t it be nice if cats and dogs united?”
  
• “If we can get angry at diets, we can strangle social structures.”
  
• “If you’re the first person in the problem, get out of the problem.”
  
• “Say yes to cake.”
  
• “Nudity works.”
  
• “Kitten’s don’t care.”
  
• “Believing that you’re fucked makes you the same as everyone.”
  
• “Sometimes the bravest thing to do is be annoying.”
  

• “You fancy, fancy fuckass.“
• “Birds are just fluffy lizards.”
• “They’re selectively a fucker. it’s a trust thing™️”
• “I can’t believe you can summon god with a recorder. No wonder they took them away from us in school.“
• “Am I not at not at least worth five dollars?”
• “Sometimes you just drown a little bit, it’s okay.“
• “I don’t want to give the straights to the volcano, the volcano deserves better.”
• “I have magic hands and toasted beans.“ 
• “You could probably bribe someone with a whole ass chicken.”
• “I’m gonna judge if you’re drinking hot soda.“
• “It’s schroedinger’s knife-fight at this point" 
• “Why end the war? Because gay.”
• “I’m appropriating the natural beauty from purgatory.“
• “I’m abusing my god powers for stairs, I think you guys’ll survive." 
• “I have the physique of a pool noodle.”
• “He literally made a big booty bitch.”
• “Is the litmus for quality a dump truck ass now?“
• “But I’m your dork and that’s pretty poggers.”
• “I don’t want Tony the Tiger anywhere near my cheeks!“
• “I’ve seen this man’s junk, I trust him”
• “Clearly it’s two gay ninjas having a good time. Constantly trying to kill each other.“
• “As soon as a third person shows up, it gets stupid immediately.”
• “That’s about right. Pants happy, brain smooth.“ 
• “If you expect me not to fight you as an evolutionary dead end you are sorely mistaken.”
• “You have a demonic sugar daddy. Congratulations.”
  

• “So I prevented two murders today! With self control.”
  
• “These toddlers had better manners than the adults, and that’s disappointing.”
  
• “I tried to DoorDash myself some food but it was delivered into a hallway of no description. Guess a drunk fae needed it more than I did.”
  
• “I need to look at them again without the eye of oooh shiny.”
• “Yes I want a sticker that says ‘get in losers we’re going to end the patriarchy’!”
  
• “What you’re going to do is breathe, what you aren’t going to do is commit arson, which is unfortunate.”
  
• “I cursed him to get fucked by a metal, frostbitten cactus. In my head, obviously.”
  
• “I get creative when I’m angry.”
  
• “I didn’t give a good description because that person didn’t wrong me in the brief moment I paid attention to them.”
  
• “I can’t wait to be like: Congrats! We’re all neurodivergent and none of us is straight!”
  
• “I wanna go home and have fun with dragons.”
  
• “Finally people are appreciating what’s on my shirt.”
  
• “Can people not bother me when something is about to go in my mouth?”
  
• “Ah yes, all the idiots are out today. Fantastic.”
  
• “You’d be surprised the amount of people that yell at me for trying to save them money.”
  
• “Do you guys not think about apocalypse scenarios all the time?”
  
• “We don’t know what we’re doing, but it’s something that’s gotta be done.”
  
• “We do one thing at a time and if they don’t like it, well too bad! Get us more people.”
  
• “We’re working with babies.”
  
• “So let’s forget about this drab reality and let me pull you into the world of fiction.”
  
• “Impulse buys that warm the heart but stab the wallet. Retail therapy.”
  
• “You’d think people wouldn’t ask such stupid questions like if they can go beyond the sign that says DO NOT CROSS BROKEN GLASS but here we are.”
  
• “I’m the kind of person who you’re terrified of not knowing what I can do to you.”
  
• “These were absolutely not gone through individually, there’s too much gay in here.”
  
• “My brain is piloting myself in bed, not here.”
  

• “I’m not putting [blank] through that, I’ve seen Neverending Story.“
• “You can’t convince me the Trojans weren’tfurries.”
• “In the words of my people: Uh, WHAT?!?“
• “I don’t have bullets. I mean, I have bullets, I just have to hit the button that says I get bullets.”
• “Fuck the stone fish. They look like rocks.“
• “Go to the place to see how much hair is…..I just realized how strange that probably sounded.”
• “I am un-vincible.“
• “I swear you have "bitch eating crackers” disease.“
• “Oh, caught ‘im right in the cheeks!…..Usually when someone talks about clappin’ cheeks that’s not what they mean.”
• “This just in: Bitches can’t climb.“ 
• “If I strapped two toddlers to my arms I’d float for a second.”
• “Man. Smith’s must be the horniest motherfuckers ever, huh?“
• “I wonder what it would be like to be a Giga-Chad.”
• “When have I ever given off the impression that I know what I’m doing?“
• “Did you just yip at me, motherfucker?”
• “We’ve got too much heresy for one day.“
• “Don’t you bring that olive propaganda around here!”
• “Where in the HTML-“
• “How dare you say I’m nice to the people here! I’m an asshole to the people here!”
• “Fuckin’ catboi money.“
• “I didn’t get this far by thinking." 
• “Bones are just the calcium sticks of the body.”
• “The magical school of Heteromancy.“
• “It’s like herding cats but they can swim!”
• “We went through the gender bubble.“
  

• “People! Stop having no info! I want to creep on your info!“
• “We can transcendboxes.”
• “That’s such a profound way to fuck it up.“
• “Y'know what, yeah, tasteful vulgarity.”
• “Get the fuck out of here with that ‘itsy bitsy’ we ain’t a spider.“
• “Look at my bones. Do you not see my exposed bones?”
• “Hypercompressed ocean? I CAN FISH IN IT?!?!?“
• “The knives never bite me.”
• “I dunno, sometimes you’re just given a god and go 'well okay I guess’.“
• “I’m so poor, I can’t afford to talk.”
• “Apparently ______ ass cannot be contained.“
• “We ate his ghost.”
• “You can eat my entire left asshole.“
• “I just realized they’re called 'herbal teas’ because they’re made from herbs.”
• “We can’t do that, that’s lesbian.“
• “SNOW IS JUST WATER YOU CAN BEAT UP AND BULLY.”
• “I am at minimalblood.“
• “We can be a bit fuzzy on the subject of kneecaps.”
• “What if he gives me 'what are you gonna do, shoot me vibes?“
• “I didn’t suddenly become a crackhead!”
• “I like to think it’s always big brain time for me.“
• “Phrase of the night: LETS-A FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
• “How dare you, I am a professional amateur!“
• “You are negative ass.”
• “Invest in grenades. Once it’s out of your hands, it’s not your problem anymore.“
  

• “A little bit of arson would be really therapeutic right now.”
  
• “I have all this ambition, but the gods got scared of it and nerfed me with this mortal coil.”
  
• “Who has the brain cell? I need it for five minutes.”
  
• “I’ll go get you a body bag, hold on.”
  
• “Oh look, it’s all sticky for you.”
  
• “The concept of time has left me and I have no clue what day it is.”
  
• “First it was cat scratch fever, then potentially a flesh eating disease, then less of a chance of that, so I’ve had a roller coaster of a week.”
  
• “This guy refused to set foot there, and I couldn’t have been happier.”
  
• “You know why I’m so thrown off? I haven’t had my latte in like, a week.”
  
• “I’m gonna be such spitfire on Saturday like, you don’t even know.”
  
• “Cool I’ll just light it on fire. Probably.”
  
• “Hmm… no I think it’s a little too wet.”
  
• “If I could sense their inevitable presence as a psychic, I wouldn’t be here right now.”
  
• “That guy knew what they were about. Came in, candy, and left. Bless ‘em.”
  
• “Has anyone seen the sacrificial knife? Y’know, the sharp thing?”
  
• “Alright, I shall abscond and stop pretending that this is all reality.”
  
• “So what you’re saying is that you wouldn’t object to some morale doughnuts? Free morale doughnuts?”
  
• “The toaster I can understand… but why the a waffle iron?!”
  
• “I was gone for four minutes, how did I miss three high people at once?”
  
• “I’m sorry, but the laws of physics simply say no to your stupid request.”
  
• “Listen, I just wanna float enough to not touch the ground. Screw gravity.”
  
• “This is the pile of the soon to meet ‘emergency storage’ and this is the pile of maybe we’ll use them before they go to ‘emergency storage’.
  
• “A yes, glitter. Well time to light myself ablaze to get rid of the evil.
  
• “I put those in the temporary heat prison for about five hours.”
  
• “Someone only almost fell through the ceiling, like the place only almost burned down. One of those is gonna happen for certain eventually.”
  

• “He could be part Zeus and we all know how much of a furry Zeus was!”
• “Beavers are one of the only animals that have committed crimes.”
• “Yes, and they need to continue.”
• “Aw man I wanna get fookin’ appah juice…”
• “God dammit he’s a genius. Why is he such an idiot?”
• “I’m giving god a very bad performance review.”
• “Drywall? More like bye-wall.”
• “It’s big enough that it will run off with my money!”
• “I’m so poor, I can’t afford to talk.”
• “I’m supposed to be a teacher and I failed to count to four properly.”
• “I’m the best thing doer around.”
• “I like my music with a side of violence.”
• “It took me until I was drunk to remember that one.”
• “To be fair: I’ve only played onefurry.”
• “A paladin is a tank by having heavy armor. A bear is a tank by being a fucking bear.”
• “You got diddled by space crystal. Congratulations. Go fight God.”
• “Keep that squash sin away from my house.”
• “They get their powers from drugs and Jesus just like everybody else.”
• “Sometimes the answer to ‘why not?’ is fucking don’t.”
  
• “What’s up fuckers?!”
• “Use the failure of others to succeed.”
• “As much as I love being a "cantrip whore”… “
  
• "Demon sugar daddy was like, here’s your allowance.”
• “Uh yeah, we definitely didn’t drink his soul like kool-aid.”
• “Don’t you get sad when you accidentally murder one of your friends?”

• “I can’t believe them. Who do they think they are?!”
  
• “Just let me fix that for you. Here just hold still.”
  
• “This could do with a good brushing.”
  
• “It’s fine, you don’t need to fidget with it.”
  
• “Let me fix that for you.”
  
• “I’ve got it. There, all better.”
  
• “You’ve got hair in your face.”
  
• “I don’t like how many people keep giving you that look.”
  
• “Someone seems a little jealous?”
  
• “I saw your shirt had a few holes in it so… here you go.”
  
• “This needs some attention. No, I’ve got it. Really I do.”
  
• “The audacity. The nerve. The absolute lack of respect!”
  
• “We should talk about what happened.”
  
• “Understand one thing: I do not like them.”
  
• “For someone who’s over it, you certainly haven’t let go of it.”
  
• “I think that someone has something on their mind, hmmm?”
  
• “I haven’t seen you in how long? Shush let me take care of it.”
  
• “You didn’t have to go ahead and make food.”
  
• “That was the last time you ate a home cooked meal? Move over.”
  
• “Really, I’m fine, this isn’t a fever. I’m just a little dizzy.”
  
• “Stop, I’m not ill. Stop now, enough. Uhhhg… you aren’t going to stop are you?”
  
• “Take this. It will do you some good.”
  
• “This person definitely is not in your line of sights for any reason, huh?”
  
• “Hmm… sounds like something else to me. Just saying.”
  
• “So a sentient shackle to make sure of my well being, is that how this goes now?”
  

• “So how’d you end up here?”
  
• “Not the kind of face that belongs in a place like this.”
  
• “Don’t talk about that kind of thing here. The consequences will find you in no time.”
  
• “Only one way in, and no way out.”
  
• “This escape plan is stupid.”
  
• “Didn’t do it eh? Haven’t heard that one before.”
  
• “Let me get those off of you.”
  
• “Got caught huh? Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.”
  
• “You’re lucky I’m a half decent person. Start talking and we’ll go from there.”
  
• “Behind bars… where the damned deserve to be.”
  
• “Did you hear about the newbie that showed up?”
  
• “No one in here is guilty of anything but speaking out.”
  
• “Can you break the lock?”
  
• “Give me a few pins and I could pick this open.”
  
• “We’ve all got blood on our hands, keep that ego in check.”
  
• “The guards don’t care. We’re all in this together.”
  
• “No one came back for you. Expendable is what you were.”
  
• “It’s amazing what a little investment can get you in these walls.”
  
• “Tonight is the night. We can do it.”
  
• “Got a long way to go before we get out of these binds.”
  
• “With a record like yours, why should I trust you?”
  
• “The amount of skills that translate into doing something illegal is quite astonishing.”
  
• “This is wrong. Who deserves this as punishment?”
  
• “Guilty until proven innocent. The other way around is only a facade.”
  
• “They don’t give a damn about you, but I do. Come with me.”
  

• “This alliance is temporary and on record, I will hate every second of it.”
  
• “So, we’re stuck doing this together…”
  
• “Alright hey… maybe I did like that, okay? Don’t look into it.”
  
• “This has got to be the worst work situation I could have possibly gotten.”
  
• “You two getting along this well has resulted in me having opinions.”
  
• “So how’d that turn out for you?”
  
• “You did actually enjoy the time we had, didn’t you?”
  
• “This is now entirely hopeless.”
  
• “What are we supposed to do now?”
  
• “To think this entire time… I’ve actually hated it!”
  
• “I’m detecting there are feelings going on.”
  
• “Admitting things to yourself isn’t always a god awful experience.”
  
• “Is it really that bad, to like something like this without worry?”
  
• “I get to be a little selfish right now. Screw everything else.”
  
• “Alright… fine. You did win, I admit it. Happy?”
  
• “Maybe someone being an absolute gremlin isn’t always unwanted. Sometimes.”
  
• “It wasn’t an agonizing experience… I guess.”
  
• “Oh I know what that face means. Can’t hide it, I know that that means!”
  
• “You were smiling and giggling, and didn’t realize the time. Come on.”
  
• “It… it wasn’t ever healthy for me, was it?”
  
• “You need to come to terms with what happened, what wasn’t good for you.”
  
• “Say it? Fine, I lost. Are you quite pleased with yourself?”
  
• “I miss the good parts of what I had but… I won’t fall back into that trap.”
  
• “Expectations are just… disappointing. I know that I’ve done that.”
  
• “Maybe emotions are convoluted and stupid but feelings are…”
  

• “Uh… there has suddenly been a change of plans.”
  
• “So the situation developed and um… well…”
  
• “Tell me what this looks like, so I can tell you how it does not look like that.”
  
• “Another last second change is precisely what I wanted.”
  
• “What happened?! How did that happen so quickly?!”
  
• “… and then just poof! Not so grandeur or exciting.”
  
• “This would have been you if you hadn’t decided to be late.”
  
• “Feelings weren’t supposed to change that fast. They aren’t. Feelings are stupid. Thus I’m stupid and an idiot.”
  
• “I just decided to be along for the ride. It was the only way to survive at the time.”
  
• “How do you handle it? Everything is changing so damn fast.”
  
• “It’s not all bad, sometimes you get slapped in the face with the best kind of surprises: a literal slap in the face from a friend before you realize you know each other and aren’t going to stab each other mid-brawl.”
  
• “I never wanted to have to adjust to this. I’ve hated it, and I don’t think I’ll ever stop hating it.”
  
• “Eh… after you get over the shock, trauma, numbing sensations to cope with the abrupt sucker punch of life, turns out things aren’t so bad.”
  
• “Intuition is an inconsistent bastard of a sense, but at least it seems to kick in a second before the world tries to kick your ass.”
  
• “It won’t be the same as the old one(s), but you need them.”
  
• “I know you’ve probably told a lot of people about what happened… mind doing it one more time? For me?”
  
• “Me? Suppressing sudden and potentially tragic events? Yeah right come on I’m fine.”
  
• “We need to turn this situation on it’s head or we aren’t gonna make it out without some scars.”
  
• “Just curious, just a quick question for you: Could you perhaps have lead with that instead of wasting our time?!”
  
• “You might be wondering why I only bothered to do that now… well, y’know I have that same question.”
  
• “You normally have the decency to warn me if something comes up, what’s going on?”
  
• “Oh that’s bad… that’s… bad…”
  
• “You need to go. It’s not safe- no, it’s really not safe for you here.”
  
• “Things just get suddenly colder for you too?”
  
• “The world can do all it wants to bring me down, I’m sticking to my guns no matter what.”
  

• “At least one of person here has faith in someone between the two of us.”
  
• “You’re an absolute imbecile if you think I’m just gonna leave you.”
  
• “Maybe I wanted to break the status quo for once and give you something you’ve never had!”
  
• “You have got to be the absolute worst person in this known world.”
  
• “You aren’t falling on your own anymore.”
  
• “Sure emotions are stupid, but at least admitting I cared for a moment is something that I can do.”
  
• “It’s the survivors who get blamed in the end.”
  
• “People aren’t like this unless they want something, so just tell me what it is so I don’t feel the pain in the end.”
  
• “There’s no catch, no hidden meaning in what I say so stop looking for one. I love you.”
  
• “There is freedom in knowing who you are. It’s going to take time to get there but it doesn’t need to be a lonesome journey.”
  
• “The next time we meet, it will be the last for one of us.”
  
• “Scorn isn’t enough of a word for you, but it’s the only one you’re worth.”
  
• “There isn’t place in a world for the damaged and scarred.”
  
• “Nothing you do makes any sense to me, so why are you still here?”
  
• “I don’t know what to do about this, or anything else, but most of all, I don’t know what to do about you.”
  
• “Being a likable individual that people start to get those feelings about isn’t how this is supposed to work, so why do you get to be the exception?
  
• “I’m giving you this one mercy, and next time I see you, I will take it away.”
  
• “What an excuse for a living, breathing person… what a terrible experience of life…”
  
• “Don’t fool yourself like that. It’s going to agonize you in the end, so just save yourself the trouble, and don’t.
  
• “You’ve taken so much time in learning about other people that you haven’t taken a moment to look at yourself even once.”
  
• “I’ve abandoned myself. You should do the same.”
  
• “I’ll be with you to be the safety your trauma never let you have.”
  
• “If someone causes you pain again, I’ll give them their last lessons on doing that correctly.”
  
• “If you truly don’t want me here, then I will go. Know that I want it to be your decision though.”
  
• “A choice is something that people should be making for themselves, not for others. So here is the opportunity to do just that.”
  

• “I don’t know what the fuck to do to help but… I’m here.”
  
• “You’re not a talker, I know… but, I’ve got you.”
  
• “Up here all alone… wanna talk about it?”
  
• “Consider this a peace offering and an invitation to talk.”
  
• “Now, I know I’ve been… well me, but gimme five minutes.”
  
• “I understand you more than you might think.”
  
• “Been there before… sort of. It’s not the best thing.”
  
• “You don’t have to say anything. You can show me instead.”
  
• “Nothing says talking over woes like having a drink in questionable places.”
  
• “You’re stuck with me for as long as it takes to get through this.”
  
• “You don’t get how I’m feeling! Stop pretending like you do!”
  
• “I’m awful with this stuff but I’m always open to trying.”
  
• “No one deserves going through this alone.”
  
• “When you’re ready. I can wait. Don’t force yourself.”
  
• “When did you suddenly start caring?”
  
• “Just because I’m an asshole, doesn’t mean I don’t care.”
  
• “No! That’s not what I meant, or how, I’m just… trying okay?”
  
• “This touchy feely talking about yourself crap wasn’t okay growing up alright?”
  
• “Even I can tell when you’re being bitchier than normal. What’s up?”
  
• “You’re right, I don’t understand, but I’m willing to make that attempt.”
  
• “Oh it’s all doom, gloom and irreparable despair? Try me.”
  
• “It’s going to hurt, but the release will be worth it.”
  
• “You’re upset, I can tell.”
  
• “How do you always know when I’m in a mood?”
  
• “There’s… some weird thing with you. It feels… safe. Talking about things.”
  

Receivers can interpret these at their own leisure!

• “You don’t want to see me in a hot, steamy situation? Okay your loss I guess.”
  
• “The fun thing about you is that I can get to dirty tactics and you aren’t going to complain.”
  
• “Help me get this off?”
  
• “I am very bothered by what you’re doing right now.”
  
• “You gonna get off of me or are you planning on showing me a good time?”
  
• “Hello there, may I be of service?”
  
• “Nah I don’t think there’s a reason to stop and get up.”
  
• “That mouth of yours just good for talking or can it do something else?”
  
• “You can take your clothes off of me if you want them back that badly.”
  
• “Play a game? Higher or lower?”
  
• “Oh you’re quite tempting.”
  
• “Just come to bed with me, I can’t wait any longer.”
  
• “I really need you. Right now.”
  
• “I’m just gonna keep this up, if that’s okay with you.”
  
• “That’s cute if you think you aren’t gonna wear me out.”
  
• “Oh… mmm… That’s just plain cheating.”
  
• “I didn’t think you’d like this. Isn’t that interesting…”
  
• “You have… something, that’s for sure.”
  
• “Happy to see me? I’m happy to see you.”
  
• “Come closer, just… come closer.”
  
• “I dunno, it’s kinda nice being on the bottom.”
  
• “Being up here sure has a lovely view.”
  
• “That touch… do it again.”
  
• “Is it going to be another one of those nights?”
  
• “That was a nice kiss… did you want to try it again?”
  

• “You are a nemesis to expectations.”
  
• “I refuse to be afraid of you.”
  
• “Get up. I know you aren’t done yet.”
  
• “You aren’t here for me. Don’t lie to me.”
  
• “Convenience took pity on your stupidity. Learn from it.”
  
• “The nerve of you… doing that…”
  
• “I’m not leaving you for anything. Get it through your god damn head.”
  
• “Come on, is that it? Is that really all?!”
  
• “I don’t understand you or how you can live an existence like this.”
  
• “I’m an utter fool for you.”
  
• “You need to stop giving me things I do not deserve.”
  
• “Resilient, perhaps, but stubborn is a much more accurate descriptor.”
  
• “You’ll be rid of me when I’m dead. Even then, I’ll consider haunting you.”
  
• “Is this tenacity or is this spite? Which one indeed…”
  
• “Your capabilities are lacking at best, pitiful at their worst.”
  
• “Where’s that spirit you’re so famous for?”
  
• “No one’s given you a chance. I can feel it.”
  
• “I see how much of you has been swallowed by terrible things.”
  
• “I don’t know anything else- I don’t know anything better!”
  
• “Sit and listen. Quietly just be. Exist. Nothing more.”
  
• “I’m making you worth my time.”
  
• “You are worth something, so you can keep that lowly opinion to yourself.”
  
• “I know you far better than you think you know yourself.”
  
• “This attempt was fun, now the toying is over.”
  
• “I don’t think you have the will to say it to my face.”
  

SUMMER BIRD BLUE SENTENCE STARTERS

Sentence starters meant to be used as roleplay prompts & sentence starters. These are from the book Summer Bird Blue by Akemi Dawn Bowman. Please feel free to change pronouns and words as needed!

• “ you know just how to take the sun away, and it’s winter when i look at you again.”
• “  we’re the only two people in the universe who speak our language. no one will ever understand me like you do. ”
• “  the words for what i’m feeling don’t exist. " 
• "  there’s no color left in my soul. " 
• "  maybe when people die, the people they leave behind die too. " 
• "  people fall down. you can either laugh or cry about it. laughing makes it easier to get up, though. " 
• "  my heart used to belong to melodies and lyrics. now i’m haunted by them. ”
• “  i say things without thinking. i hurt people without thinking. ”
• “  i shouldn’t be jealous, but i am. " 
• "  i’m not a sensitive person. maybe i’ve always been cold. maybe it’s just more noticeable now that you’re gone. " 
• "  you don’t throw away things that mean something! " 
• "  i’m finding something familiar in a world that is nothing the way i remember it." 
• "  some days i need to be heard — but most of the time, i’d rather be hidden. ”
• “  i hate myself almost as much as you hate the entire world. we can try bonding over that. ”
• “  why would you waste your life for someone else? " 
• "  the world would be so much more honest if people didn’t smile all the time. ”
• “  i can’t escape your ghost. " 
• "  you’re too happy. i’m worried it’s contagious. “ 
• "  i’m torn between fire and home. ”
• “  just because you’re beautiful doesn’t mean i want to kiss you. " 
• “  you don’t have to be afraid of who you are. " 
• "  did you just boop my nose? " 
• "  people don’t love porcupines the way they love puppies. " 
• "  sometimes, it’s important to ask for help. " 
• "  grief is a monster. not everyone gets out alive, and those who do might only survive in pieces. ”
• “  i don’t know how to forgive you. ”
• “  i don’t know where i fit. " 
• "  when we lose someone, we think about the best and the worst. we forget about all of the in-between. " 
• "  we fall into different places on a spectrum, i guess. like different colors in a rainbow. " 
• "  there are no angels here. only the demons that follow me everywhere. ”
• “  i know it’s not your fault, but i have to be angry. it’s the only thing protecting my heart. " 
• "  i’ve been running from a wave and i’m tired. ❞ 
• “  if you get lost in the darkness, remember to follow the music. " 
• "  some people are meant to be forever. other people come into your life for a reason — you help each other figure shit out and come to terms with complicated feelings that you can’t process on your own. ”

STARFISH SENTENCE STARTERS

Sentence starters meant to be used as roleplay prompts & sentence starters. These are from the book Starfishby Akemi Dawn Bowman. Please feel free to change pronouns and words as needed!

• “  being alone isn’t the same thing as being lonely, but sometimes it feels like they’re exactly that. ”
• “  i guess i always thought we could be friends, if either of us had bothered to try.”
• “  we’re just different, like we exist on different spectrums. ”
• “  sometimes i feel like i’m a pencil in a box of crayons. ”
• “  we’re strangers living under the same roof. ”
• “  you think there’s an ulterior motive for everything nice i do. ”
• “  i remember the way you say my name. i’ve never forgotten. ”
• “  your abrasiveness is also your armor. ”
• “  you’re weird. everyone thinks so. ”
• “  we nurtured ourselves, by ourselves, and protected our hearts even from one another. ”
• “  i always wanted you to be a part of what makes me happy. ”
• “  i just wanted to be heard by the one person who was supposed to listen. ”
• “  why do you always have to make everything worse? ”
• “  you can’t be the villain if you’re the victim. ”
• “  a sirloin steak doesn’t try to reason with a dragon. ”
• “  you’re always in such a hurry to fly away. ”
• “  sometimes when we’re young, we don’t understand the concept of forever. ”
• “  hope can make you forget so much, so quickly. that’s why it’s so dangerous. ”
• “  we’re two halves that got separated. ”
• “  when i needed to stay in touch, you seemed to forget all about me. ”
• “  our home is wrapped in yellow tape. ”
• “  we see the world as a series of moments needing to be captured  —  we just capture them in different ways. ”
• “  what do you see when you look at pictures of yourself? ”
• “  you want to make everyone happy. even if it’s sometimes at the expense of your own happiness. ”
• “  if i keep talking about the things that make me happy, i can trick myself into forgetting about the things that don’t. “
  
• "  feelings are complicated. ”
• “  i live my life in the small space between ‘uncomfortable’ and ‘awkward’. ”
• “  hearts aren’t meant to be broken an infinite amount of times. ”
• “  there’s a ghost sitting beside you. ”
• “  you can’t get so disheartened when someone doesn’t act the way you want them to. ”
• “  you’re so afraid… you’ll hide in the dark until you go blind. ”
• “  i’m trying to get out of the black hole you keep sucking me back into. ”
• “  is this going to be awkward? this feels like it’s going to be awkward. ”
• “  how do you make everything ugly? ”
• “  i feel like i’m made of paper. ”
• “  i think this is what acceptance feels like. ”
• “  you have the strength of the ocean and transparency of glass. ”
• “  the kind of love i need isn’t the kind i have. ”
• “  what is unconditional love? ”
• “  tell me i made the wrong choice. and then, forgive me. because i’m sorry. i’m sorry and i love you. ”
• “  i’m broken in too many places and i can’t let you be the one to put me back together. ”
• “  we all have to dream our own dreams. we only get one life to live —  live it for yourself, not anyone else. ”
• “  i’d rather have an ugly face than an ugly heart. ”
• “  if you don’t know where to look for me, you might not see me at all. ”
• “  i’m tired of wishing i were someone else and tired of feeling like everyone expects me to be someone else. ”
• “  all my life i’ve felt lonely, and it has always left an ache inside me, like there’s a supernatural presence crushing my heart within its fist. ”
• “ the version of you i’ve always wanted isn’t real; they’re a dream. and not every dream comes true. ”

A SEAFARER’S AESTHETIC SENTENCE STARTERS

Sentence starters meant to be used as roleplay prompts & sentence starters. These are from various sea shanties and songs that remind the author of the sea. Please feel free to change pronouns and words as needed!

• “ never shall we die! “
  
• ” some of us died, but some are still alive “  
• ” turn the sails toward home! “  
• ” i had to shake myself to make sure you were really there “  
• ” who’s the one with the nut-brown hair? “  
• "  fair and square, i surrendered there to your charms ”  
• “  i’ve a heart to let, and no tenet yet ”
• “  i’ve never seen anyone like you. ”
• “ will you go, lassie? ”  
• “  i’m trying to prove i have love in my heart ”  
• “  my heart is wounded and forlorn ”
• “ home is behind, the world ahead ”
• “ still ‘round the corner there may wait a new road or a secret gate ”
• “ tomorrow we may come this way ”
• “ let’s take the hidden paths that run toward the moon or toward the sun ”  
• “  when you go, i fear you’ll never return again ”
• “  my heart is pierced by cupid ”  
• “  i disdain all glittering gold ”
• “  my happiness attends you wherever you may go ”
• “  i pray the day arrives when you’ll never roam again ”  
• “ keep your feet fast on the land  ”  
• “  when the sunset fell into the ocean, i would hold you for hours in the dark ”  
• “  time is a dangerous enemy ”
• “  take my hand. let’s go home together ”  
• “  when i jumped in, you jumped in too ”
• “  i’m a wreck of a ship tossed on the waves ”  
• “  the night was yours and you were mine ”
• “  i can’t let too many thoughts in ”  
• “  you were once my true love ”
• “  all the harm i’ve ever done was only to myself ”  
• “  good night and joy be to you all ”  
• “ i’ll swim and sail on stormy seas without a fear of drowning ”  
• “  i’ll gladly ride the waves of life if you would marry me ”
• “  no scorching sun or freezing cold will stop me on my journey ”  
• “  my dearest one, my darling dear, your mighty words astound me ”  
• “  i’ve no need for mighty deeds when i feel your arms around me ”  
• “  i would keep you from all harm if you would stay beside me ”  
• “  i have no use for rings of gold, and i care not for your poetry ”  
• “  i only want your hand to hold, i only want you near me ”  
• “  i am a lighthouse, worn by the weather and the waves ”
• “  your joy means everything to me  ”  
• “  the winds that blow remind me of what is and what can never be ”
• “  where the horizon meets the sea, there’s a land that i call home ”
• “  come build memories with me in the starlight ”
• “  you’ll remember the land you loved when you come back home again. ”
• “  will i forever wonder why? ”
• “  i promise i’ll remember you the next time i come here ”
• “  what are these tears upon your face? ”  
• “  soon you will see, all of your fears will pass away ”
• “  you’re safe in my arms ”  
• “  the ships have come to carry you home ”  
• “  don’t say that we’ve come to the end ”
• “  i’m tired and i think i want to go home ”
• “  catch me if you think you can ”  
• “  i’ll row to the edge of the world  ”
• “  follow me if you dare ”
• “  do you need it? do you need me to tell the truth? ”  
• “  i’m not ready for this ”
• “  my mother told me someday i would buy galleys with good oars and sail to distant shores ”  
• “  if you had fought like a man, you wouldn’t be about to die like a dog ”  
• “  kiss me like there’s nobody else in the room ”
• “  i’m gonna put you in a song i write ”
• “  see me now, a ray of light in the moondance ”
• “  don’t ask me to follow where you lead ”
• “  now you belong to me ”
• “  i was never meant to leave ”
• “  there’s nothing i wouldn’t do for you ”  
• “  if anything bad was after you i’d rip it apart with my bare fists ”
• “  what’s this? what are you talking about? ”  
• “  no one’s gonna hurt you, no one’s gonna dare ”  
• “  come and dream the night with me ”
• “  have no fear when the night draws near ”
• “  don’t worry about times ahead, the future is unknown ”  
• “  we can trust our love to guide us home  ”
• “  i’ve seen your flag on the marble arch ”
• “  love is not a victory march, it is cold and it is broken ”  
• “  come, my love, be one with the sea ”
• “  rule with me for eternity ”  
• “  leave their souls to me ”  
• “  your voice comes in like the tide ”
• “  i’m scared of what’s inside my head ”
• “  fear is suffocating me, i can’t breathe ”  
• “  i feel like i’m drowning and sinking deeper ”
• “  the people you love will change you ”
• “  nothing on earth can silence that quiet voice inside you ”
• “  the call isn’t out there at all, it’s inside me ”
• “  i have crossed the horizon to find you ”
• “  let it all burn down around us ”
• “  i’m no man of honor, my guilt goes dark and deep ”  
• “  i’ll endure you till my grave ”
• “  i hear the voices telling me that this should be mine ”  
• “  fear me or love me, it’s all the same ”  
• “  just say the word, and i’ll let the world burn ”

RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE SENTENCE STARTERS

Sentence starters meant to be used as roleplay prompts & sentence starters. These are from the book Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston. Please feel free to change pronouns and words as needed!

• “  rule one: don’t get caught. ”
• “  my kind of love story is much more shakespearean. " 
• "  aw, little buddy, it’s cute how you think everything is about you. " 
• "  you’re like a cardboard cutout of a person. " 
• "  you’re used to sleeping alongside ghosts. " 
• "  there are a lot of things worth overthinking, believe me. but this isn’t one of them. " 
• "  it doesn’t matter where you come from or who your family is — you can always be great if you’re true to yourself. ”
• “  can you move? i’d rather not be the little spoon. ”
• “  i feel like you’re missing the point that it’s a douchey thing to say either way. " 
• "  doing what we do is fucking hard. " 
• "  you’re basically a living reminder that i’ll always be compared to someone else, no matter what i do, even if i work twice as hard. ”
• “  isn’t there something to be valued in a happy ending as well? ”
• “  you keep doing that stupid smile every time you look at your phone. ”
• “  one does not foster a lifelong love of star wars without knowing an ‘empire’ isn’t a good thing. ”
• “  you are a thistle in the tender and sensitive arse crack of my life. " 
• "  i’m not going to have a marriage of convenience with you if you’re always embarrassing me with the way you eat burritos. ”
• “  hey, so, uh, remember when we dated? " 
• "  he’s gay and you’re hot, so. ”
• “  you’ve been, like, draco malfoy level obsessed with him forever. ”
• “    when someone asks who you’re texting, you act like you got caught watching porn. ”
• “  cool to see you’re not dead or anything. " 
• "  is this a scheme of seduction? " 
• "  are you going to stop this now that it’s real? ”
• “  god, you are the most insufferable goddamn bastard on the face of the planet, do you know that — fuck — you’re infuriating, you’re the worst, you’re— " 
• "  i’m gonna take your pants off now. ”
• “  we’re still whatever we were before, just, you know. with blowjobs. " 
• "  what in the rich white people sex dungeon hell? ”
• “  i’ve thrown men in the dungeon for less. " 
• "  hey, don’t threaten me with a good time. ”
• “  i don’t know if i have it in me anymore. to be a part of someone’s happiness. " 
• "  nobody’s ever outright told me to lie about who i am. " 
• "  oh my god, how are you so smart and so dumb at the same time? " 
• "  you have so much in you it’s almost impossible to match it. ”
• “  maybe there’s more than one dream for you. or more than one way to get there." 
• "  it pisses me off sometimes, thinking about everything you’ve been through. " 
• "  stop trying to jane austen my life! " 
• "  you really think it’s a good idea to present me with a challenge, sweetheart? " 
• "  ready when you are, love. " 
• "  you are so fucking beautiful. " 
• "  your arse in those trousers is a crime. ”
• “  you’re brave. i could use some of that. ”
• “  are you sure you don’t want to talk about it? ”
• “  someone else’s choice doesn’t change who you are. ”
• “  most things are awful most of the time, but you’re good. ”
• “  you’re a dumbass, but i trust you. ”
• “  you’re way too close to the sun. ”
• “  have you ever read any of alexander hamilton’s letters to john laurens? ”
• “  history, huh? bet we could make some. " 
• "  the phrase ‘see attached bibliography’ is the single sexiest thing you have ever written to me. ”
• “  are you angling for a revolutionary soldier role-play scenario? " 
• "  should i tell you that when we’re apart, your body comes back to me in dreams" 
• "  do you feel forever about him? ”
• “  i swear, you don’t make it fucking easy. but i’m in love with you. ”
• “  you’re not even gonna try to be happy? " 
• "  my birthright is a country, not happiness. ”
• “  i want you. but i don’t want this. ”
• “  a curious thing about grief is the way it takes your entire life. " 
• "  you love so much bigger than yourself. ”
• “  i deserve a fucking nap. " 
• "  you’ve always had a choice. perhaps today, you’ll make the right one. " 
• "  my life is a cosmic joke and you’re not a real person. ”
• “  my whole life has been about fighting. i fought. ”
• “  you fucker, i’m proud of you. ”

YOU(SEASON THREE) SENTENCE STARTERS

Sentence starters meant to be used as roleplay prompts & sentence starters.  These are from season three of the Netflix series YOU.  Please feel free to change pronouns and words as needed!

•    “wanna see my reading room?”    
•    “i promised myself i would do this right”    
•    “i thought about seeing my mom and then i went and got ice cream instead"   
•    "maybe thanks to you i can make this work”    
•    “is your life even a brand without a perfectly pretentious soulmate?”    
•    “are you flirting with me or offering me to join fight club?”    
•    “we as a species deserve to go extinct”    
•    “if you could do anything, what would you do?”    
•    “you look at me like i’m a monster”    
•    “happily ever after looks a lot different than i thought”    
•    “am i the asshole here? i’m sorry, that’s a bad word.”    
•    “how are we supposed to understand each other?”    
•    “i’m gonna do everything i can… i just don’t know what that means yet”    
•    “and i can’t tell them what you did, so now i’m the villain”    
•    “you signed a lease for our crime scene?”    
•    “oh, funny, it’s already blame-the-parents-o-clock”    
•    “and just like that, you’re the victim again”    
•    “it feels good to fix something, especially when everything else feels unfixable”    
•    “so far, nothing about this place is worth fighting for”    
•    “if this is a partnership, i’m better off alone”    
•    “i’ve worked hard to be better and i am not that person anymore”    
•    “what’s the feeling under the rage?”    
•    “you’re broken. i could never love you.”    
•    “why is that so important? why does love have to be unconditional?”    
•    “you understand me better than anyone ever has. i’m starting to understand why that’s so terrifying.”    
•    “and just like that, there you are”    
•    “i would absolutely kill for you”    
•    “i’ll keep us safe, i promise”    
•     “i am not flirting, i am begging you for food”    
•    “most of the time, i still have no idea what i’m doing”    
•    “contrary to popular belief, it’s not always the husband”    
•    “i didn’t come here to get on a soapbox”    
•    “i don’t want to help them sharpen their pitchforks”    
•    “you know how…when a rule exists but you don’t think it applies to you?”    
•    “we straddled the poverty line my entire childhood and i escaped with books”    
•    “i know all about that one thing that saves your miserable life"   
•    "generally my favorite apologies are stiff and grudging”    
•    “not even the saints are saints”    
•    “there’s nothing for them to find”    
•    “it had to be done. you were protecting me”    
•    “i did something you’re not gonna be totally psyched about”    
•    “even though you’ve been through a lot, you’re not fucked up for life”    
•    “stop trying to cash in on someone else’s tragedy”    
•    “knowing the whole truth. the messy truth. that’s beautiful. that’s worthwhile.”    
•    “i didn’t want to see in you what i saw in myself”    
•    “does family tragedy make someone fuckable? cause i could really use a silver lining ”  
•    “if i’m the problem, how do i fix it?”    
•    “you like things that make you feel, you find beauty in the flaws”    
•    “you’re just a fleeting crush”    
•    “i cheated on my soulmate"    
•    “grieving is a roller coaster that never ends"   
•    "it’s not because you’re special. it’s because i have mother issues"   
•    "i don’t even like you anymore”  
•    “i’m self-sabotaging, aren’t i?”  
•    “why can’t i just be happy?”  
•    “don’t be sorry for surviving”    
•    “you always knew it was gonna turn out this way. that’s why you held me so tight”    
•    “it’s an emergency. i’m sorry for calling so late”    
•    “i never stopped thinking someone would show up and save me"    
•    “i’m not okay with what i saw"    
•    “the whole soulmate thing is mostly bullshit"   
•   "i’ll always love you, but i have to say goodbye for real this time”    
•    “there are a lot of bad men out there and sometimes you can’t tell until it’s too late"     
•    "as long as i love you, you’ll be in danger"   
•    "if this is the game i have to play to be closer to you, then game on”    
•    “if i push too hard, i risk losing you”    
•    “how do i make you see i could be your happily ever after?”    
•    “it’s a power move, you want to show me that you can hurt me”  
•    “it’s like you’re training for the asshole olympics”    
•    “don’t worry, my asshole days are far behind me”    
•    “did you kill someone else and you’re trying to distract me?”    
•    “i heard screaming, so i entered”    
•    “we met the other night when i wasn’t being my best self”    
•    “what is this? a sociopath’s power play?”    
•    “i need justice. i need karmic retribution”    
•    “you will never see me ever again”    
•    “you liked me broken because it gave you purpose”    
•    “one day you’ll lose everything and see how cruel you really are”    
•    “i should be in bed with you, tracing and drawing on your arm”    
•    “love requires a hint of madness and we’re all mad here"   
•    "this loophole cannot be falling into my lap"   
•    "you can come to me about anything, that’s what this relationship is, right?" 
•    "i cannot be the villain of our story”    
•    “the fucker is plotting something, i can feel it”    
•    “our love language is violence"   
•    "i need you to remind me that there’s life beyond this”    
•    “this is so far beneath you“    
•    "i want to erase everything that ever made you think you deserve to be here "   
•    "you deserve everything you want”    
•    “you aren’t the only person who is haunted by shame”    
•    “do you think i deserve all of the bad things that happened to me?”    
•    “i struggle every day with the fact that i’m capable of doing something like that”      
•    “you’ll figure it out. that’s what people like us do”    
•    “i don’t need to cause any more damage”    
•    “how can i stop this from being the end for us?”    
•    “we’re quite the team in the worst way"   
•    "you were taught that you don’t deserve a second chance, but you do”      
•    “when i go will you come with me?“    
•    "you fucking shot me in the leg!”      
•    “this is not how i imagined us ending”        
•    “you try so hard to be good"         
•    "the end of our story remains unwritten”

LOVE LIKE THE TIDE LINES SENTENCE STARTERS

Sentence starters meant to be used as roleplay prompts & sentence starters. These are from various albums by Tide Lines. You can find their music on Spotify! Please feel free to change pronouns and words as needed!

• “When I lie awake, I grow uneasy with the path I have to take… the choice I have to make.”
• “ I feel the strength of my convictions say goodbye.”
• “Farewell gentle girl, along this mortal coil. Our paths will cross in time, I’m sure.”
• “I have nothing but hope to declare.”
• “Here’s to all your hopes and all your dreams, and everything worth fighting for.”
• “All of our moments while we’re here last for a lifetime, then disappear.”
• “In the light of morning, I see you still.”
• “Every time I feel contentment drawing near, I know it’s time for me to go.”
• “I took a lot for granted waiting on you.”
• “We can watch the stars, or we can stay right where we are.”
• “In my mind, I see you smile, where the tide lines reach the isle.”
• “Our wishes of our memories are reaching out before us now.”
• “Tonight, we’ll look tomorrow in the eye, throw away our conscience and disregard our fears.”
• “Take me back to the summer when together we were one.”
• “I have no sympathy to offer and no wisdom to impart.”
• “The end is never near but never far.”
• “Let’s drink straight from the bottle, and speak straight from the heart.”
• “We took our inspiration from the stars.”
• “The days we were free hold on strongly in my mind though they’re a loss to me now and have been for some time.”
• “In my memory, I will always see your smile.”
• “When you move like that it’s almost like you’re dancing on a new road and there’s no one else around who you know.”
  
• “We’re as lost as dreams for another day.”
• “There’s a land of plenty past this barren emptiness outside.”
• “I’ve got a hundred thousand opinions that I’m prepared to lose.”
• “I wish these fields would take me to a place I’ve never been — somewhere to fall in love with and never leave again.”
  
• “No matter where you go or what you do, you can never find true love…it finds you.”
• “The sun only shines so bright when you’re homeward bound.”
• “It’s been four long years since I left this town.”
• “There’s an open sky, but I can’t walk this path alone.”
• “Tell me that you’ll hold me, and stronger we will stand.”
• “I can see the day that we’ll know the way, and together return to the land.”
• “When reason dies to the sound of lies, you’ll be far away from there.”
• “We promised we’d run with the reckless, the young.”
• “In a world devoid of emotion, I would hold you for hours in the dark.”
• “Time is a dangerous enemy.”
• “I have a head full of meaningless memories and a heart held by a string.”
• “My mind is heavy, so I’ll pour myself a drink.”
• “In your eyes I see the morning, as it burns across the sky.”
• “In fair Verona where the lovers laid their plans, people pray in church on Sundays for moments like the day you took my hand.“
• “We just try to pretend that if we keep on trying we’ll be here in the end.”
• “Before the night is over, will you dance a little closer?”
• “The fate of existence is for us to decide.”
• “One mortal to another, listen to the words I have for you.”
• “Hold onto me ‘til it’s over, because I can’t remember the last time I was sober.”
• “Well lately I confess I am tempted by the notion of a wayfarer wandering the earth.”
• “I can’t sleep but I know where I need to go.”
• “I don’t believe we’ll ever grow old.”
• “Why can’t you see it’s a lie we’ve been told?”
• “Oh, but I’ve always loved romance and fantasy.”
• “Every year you dwell upon that postcard.”
• “I’m so afraid of dying lonely, I swear to god I love you only.”
• “Where are the make believers?”
• “We are just hopeless strangers wandering the road.”
• “I used to hold that every story would start in tears and end in glory, but I’ve read so many stories now I know that’s not the way.”
• “I’ve strayed away from good intention more times than I care to mention.”
• “You’ll always be the one with the fairytale smile.”
• “It was a careless kiss, I must confess.”
• “I sing with eyes wide open because I can’t bear to close them these days.”
• “I’ve got nothing left here to remind me.”
• “The night was yours, and you were mine.”
• “You command your company with your smile.”
  

    ,   (a prompt list lifted from the novel/book with the same name, by ivy tholen, triggers for gore, violence, blood, injuries and general horror will be present. change pronouns as you see fit)

• is this a joke? please tell me this is a joke.
• i put the car in reverse and managed to drive away unseen.
• i was never going to walk away from this.
• please don’t make me do it.
• i’ve already given you enough therapy material for the next thirty years.
• stop it! you’re going to kill us both!
• too bad your phones gone. your fans would die if they could see you now.
• it’s like licking copper pipes covered in sand.
• i can’t have you bleed to death.
• nobody ever becomes a professional musician anyway.
• you’ll probably become an accountant or something.
• i’m not going to kill you. i’m just going to end your life.
• too rough for you?
• someone will see this and call the cops. they’re coming for you.
• they ain’t gonna catch me.
• you confessed to everything and provided enough evidence to convict you.
• this is texas. you’re gonna fry.
• i don’t have it in me to mutilate you.
• you have to die, but you don’t have to slasher movie die.
• i wasn’t going to put all of this online.
• it’s better to go out with a bang, right?
• i can help you. it doesn’t have to end this way.
• what is done can be undone. please call me.
• you put on a freaky costume and stalked her.
• is this a joke? where are you? what did you do?
• you’re a real sick piece of shit.
• they think it’s fake! should i be offended or flattered?
• i’m less and less scared the longer were up here.
• oh my god, why are you acting like this is a party?
• are you really in a position to mock me?
• oh what are you going to do? kill me?
• you decided. you decided before we even got here.
• you just lied to yourself and said you’d spare me so you’d feel less like a villain.
• well, i can’t exactly put all this online. or can i?
• who would agree to do that for you?
• it was hard to decide to kill you. you don’t deserve it. not like the rest of them.
• of course you did. why wouldn’t you?
• you butchered them. how are you not drenched in blood?
• you put up a fight though, more than i expected.
• who wouldn’t want to stare into these bette davis eyes for eternity?
• does this mean your idea of heaven is staring at yourself in the mirror?
• i don’t care anymore. just tell me what you’re going to do.
• you must be in as much pain as i am, right?
• how can a person be mopey and anxious at the same time?
• so i’m pathetic. you’re pathetic. we’re kindred spirits.
• are you finding jesus right here in this carnival or something? 
• i’m miserable. i thought it would make me feel better.
• when i first decided to do this, i planned to kill you.
• i didn’t want to mangle you or make you suffer.
• why? we had a deal. why did you kill her?
• give us a story and we’ll stick to it.
• people never really give each other the benefit of the doubt.
• everything is too much, right? you get it?
• have you ever felt like the entire world is turning against you?
• they’re so cute i could steal them and take them home.
• i mean, i can’t say no to ice cream.
• it would be better than murdering your friends in cold blood.
• right, right. shouldn’t talk shit about the dead. my bad.
• you’re such a little fighter, trying to find a weapon. i respect that.
• you’d do anything for a friend, wouldn’t you?
• we we’re never that close. you’d sell me out in a secound.
• we’ll say we never saw the killer without his mask.
• technically, you have to be crazy to kill someone in general.
• i’ve seen this asshole in action. if he wanted you dead, you would be.
• i will be right back and i will have cops with me.
• one a scale of one to ten, how screwed are we?
• can you enjoy a moment without researching it?
• can you enjoy a moment without documenting it for your followers?
• why didn’t you save me? i would’ve saved you.
• if you’re not going to hurt me, can i leave?
• i don’t even know who you are. you’re wearing a mask.
• in fact, don’t hide at all. i’m not going to hurt you.
• i already played hide and seek with [name], i’m bored with that game.
• i can’t die in a room that smells like feet and old coffee.
• can we please not refer to anyone in the past tense?
• why are you telling me this right now?
• you’re not crazy. i’m sorry if i made you feel that way.
• i need you to know in case something happens.
• we’ll be testifying at this asshole’s trail.
• do whatever your little heart tells you.
• i can’t touch a dead body.
• he’ll find us. he’s had no trouble so far. it’s like he can teleport.
• shouldn’t we hide as best as we can and wait?
• there’s no happy ending for me. i threw it all away.
• i’m pissed off and what you’re witnessing is me doing my best to feel better.
• i’m not taking off the fucking mask. i might take yours off though.
• it’s hard to hear anything inside this mask.
• there’s never a good reason to murder people, you’re crazy.
• if you run, i’ll catch you.
• don’t run. i’m not moving. you don’t move neither.
• i’m smashed up too. won’t be stopping me.
• am i a horrible person if i say no?
• it’s like you said. we have to save ourselves.
• since when did you become a badass?
• did we learn our lesson about dropping our weapons in front of murderers?
• i’m light headed. i can’t do this much longer.
• aren’t you dumbasses supposed to be hiding from me?
• do you have a death wish? because i sure don’t.
• you can tell me. are you the killer?
• you told her to act like a kitty and fall asleep. it’s your fault.
• how do you kill someone with a carousel?
• we’re putting people in coffins?
• when you see blood, you know blood, you feel blood.
• if we don’t die, you wanna get married?
• we’re going to die, aren’t we?
• there’s a psycho in a cloak and mask chasing us around and you want to go into a haunted house?
• you sound like the hero in an action movie. no one talks like that.
• what if it’s more than one person?
• do you have your phone with you?
• this isn’t nearly as fun as i imagined it would be.
• this night needs to end.
• that fucking carousel music. it’s going to be stuck in my head for days.
• fair enough. conversation dead and buried.
• ugh. i don’t want to talk about this anymore.
• if i tried to do that, i’d break my neck.
• dude, this isn’t school. you don’t have to raise your hand.
• people like to think they can survive a dangerous situation.
  
• look, you don’t have to if you don’t want too.
• never mind getting caught, how are we going to get home?
• i want to go to college next year, not prison.
• we need to get it done so we can explore the creepy abandoned carnival.
• if people don’t want to ride with me, i’m not going to hold them hostage.
• why are we playing along with this circus?
• i’d sooner die than be so close to a body of water.
• we’re breaking into a carnival with all our friends.
• i’m a bad enough driver as it is.
• i know for a fact she almost didn’t get an invite.
• i read about it in an article on women’s self-defense.
  
• i wouldn’t call me names if i were you.
• you’re not a teeny bit concerned i might try to finish the job later?
• i paid attention and learned.
• are we all getting the picture now?
• i can’t carry you. you’ll have to stay here.
• i didn’t want to leave her there. i had no choice.
• check yourself and make sure you’re okay.
• yeah and the brown stuff is dried blood.
• scared your name will be there?
• your story was hard to believe.
• i don’t want you to be freaked out about something when it probably means nothing.
• maybe you’re putting together a pattern that isn’t really there.
• i noticed something weird. you can’t call me crazy if i tell you.
• what if we’re the only ones left?
• it’s not about physical strength. we’re smarter than him.
• the clock is running out for some people.
• take off your mask.
• if you’re going to kill me anyway, you might as well tell me who you are.
• maybe i’ll take her and leave her in chunks. maybe i already have.
• it’s not about not liking you. i don’t particularly dislike any of you. 
• i’m curious, have you wondered why i’m doing this? what’s my motivation?
• if i were in your shoes, i’d have so many questions.
• turn around and look at me. it’s hard to hear anything inside this mask.
• this doesn’t feel like reality. is it? is this really happening?
• don’t joke about [name] hurting people. 
• let’s not get too upset. emotions breed mistakes.
• i don’t want him to go to jail. i want him dead.
• if i see him again, i’m going to take your hammer and bash his brains in.
• i wish i’d drilled a hole in his head when i had the chance.
• it’s like there’s a million spiders running down my neck.
• he killed my best friend. if i get my chance, i’m going to make him pay.
• i picked it up when we ran.
• he’s in here somewhere.
• we have to keep running or we have to find a better hiding spot.
• we also have to be prepared to fight.
• i’m gonna hurl. it smells like lemon, cheese and metal in here.
• see. carousel as murder weapon.
• i’m serious. this is life or death.
• all you have to do is curl up like a kitty and fall asleep.
• then he found me. the gross tongue mask from before.
• can you come here? i’m so high i’m hallucinating. or i hope i am.
• move as fast as you can while we still have light.
• did you put your arm around me to guide me into the building or so i could hold you?
• my immortal soul just drifted up. just now. it bloomed.
• mmm, grilled cheese. i should of gotten another one at dinner.
• if i have to fight him, i’m playing for keeps.
• it could be anyone. we can let the cops play detective.
• i’m less concerned with who he is and more concerned with getting out alive.
• you think it’s the same guy?
• that has nothing to do with right now.
• did you think i wouldn’t see you?
• are we going to make it out alive?
• we’re going the long way around to the house of horrors.
• will you please get off the ground?
• there was supposed to be a guard here tonight, wasn’t there?
• i’d rather die than eat anything sweet.
• i’m not so high that i can’t outrun this guy or even take him down.
• you can’t go looking for them alone.
• [name] is dead and if we don’t leave this carnival, so are we.
• if you want to leave, go.
• i’m going to try to find the others.
• i have no idea what you’re talking about. we gotta go.
• something something no man left behind.
• we. can’t. leave. them.
• we won’t be able to help the others if we’re dead.
• there is someone in a black hooded cloak and demon mask.
• it’s a scare actor costume from the carnival.
• we have to get outta here.
• well, i welcome him to come to me, i’ll kick his fucking ass!
• why do i automatically assume people are dead?
• what if everyone is dead?
• we’re more likely to be arrested than murdered.
• one hour and i’ll be done. sixty little minutes and it’s over.
• god, i really don’t want to be here.
• if i stop, it’s over, i’m dead.
• you never know if you’ll get stuck without a bathroom when you need it.
• i can’t wrap my head around one person wanting us dead. what could we have done to two?