#rp sentence prompts

• “Weird, is how someone might describe you.”
  
• “I’m not the most familiar to these kinds of things, I’ll be honest.”
  
• “Is that just, a normal thing? That happens often?”
  
• “Call me impressed, and I won’t respond.”
  
• “Shudder at the thought of what you may do next.”
  
• “Bad feelings and ominous tendencies. That the usual MO?”
  
• “You wouldn’t happen to be that latest rumour going around, would you?”
  
• “I fail to see how this might give me pause.”
  
• “Given the circumstances… I’d like to return them.”
  
• “How did you do that just now? That was… I don’t even know.”
  
• “You’re a stranger that’s only getting stranger.”
  
• “I have to admit… that was… grand.”
  
• “Have you not met me, or my reputation before?”
  
• “I know everyone like the back of my hand, and you’re a new spot on it.”
  
• “Uhg… couldn’t have gotten anyone better?”
  
• “So the expert on all of this is… you?”
  
• “I’m beginning to think there is doubt stirring between us.”
  
• “There isn’t full confidence here. Maybe, half full confidence. Two thirds at most.”
  
• “Well this certainly has me blown away.”
  
• “Don’t you look exotic and fun.”
  
• “Elegant and stunning… do go on, tell me more!”
  
• “You could do it better… I think. Try again?”
  
• “I beg of your most pardons?! Care to repeat that?”
  
• “I didn’t insult you! I only said something and I didn’t know the consequences of!”
  
• “Care to help a bit? It’s a bit of a mess…”
  

• “Hey, get back here.”
  
• “You know I love…”
  
• “What you up to?”
  
• “Well that’s just funny.”
  
• “Did you need something?”
  
• “I’m here, you know?”
  
• “You have no control.”
  
• “I’m perfectly fine, okay?”
  
• “Kindly fuck right off.”
  
• “I won’t be going.”
  
• “You won’t believe this!”
  
• “Tired, exhausted, the usual.”
  
• “I’m gonna do it.”
  
• “You and me. Now.”
  
• “Aw, come over here.”
  
• “Brought snacks and… snacks.”
  
• “No. Cold. Begone you.”
  
• “You want to… y’know…”
  
• “I cannot believe you.”
  
• “Of course you’re cool!”
  
• “And one crisis later…”
  
• “Care to explain that?”
  
• “I shan’t be going.”
  
• “Persistent and very cute.”
  
• “Here, just take this.”
  

• “Get up. Bless. Give Up.”
  
• “Go on making wealthy women rich.”
  
• “Always remember that you are pleasant, meaningful, and make life deserving of attention.”
  
• “Physics challenges everything we know about occultism.”
  
• “Friendship is the new art form.”
  
• “There are normal eyes, then there are evil eyes.”
  
• “Originality is healthy in small doses. Really small doses though.”
  
• “Participate in bisexual ideas. Because.”
  
• “You have always been a coward. Impressive!”
  
• “Here comes desperate people!”
  
• “Get impaled.”
  
• “You are a guy. That’s not a compliment.”
  
• “When in doubt, remind yourself that you are hot.”
  
• “When we die, everything will seem like an illusion. So you Might as well keep eating.”
  
• “Rule 4: Take a nap.”
  
• “High fructose corn syrup is one hundred percent calories.”
  
• “Intimidate strangers. It makes the one’s in power cry.”
  
• “Wouldn’t it be nice if cats and dogs united?”
  
• “If we can get angry at diets, we can strangle social structures.”
  
• “If you’re the first person in the problem, get out of the problem.”
  
• “Say yes to cake.”
  
• “Nudity works.”
  
• “Kitten’s don’t care.”
  
• “Believing that you’re fucked makes you the same as everyone.”
  
• “Sometimes the bravest thing to do is be annoying.”
  

• “You fancy, fancy fuckass.“
• “Birds are just fluffy lizards.”
• “They’re selectively a fucker. it’s a trust thing™️”
• “I can’t believe you can summon god with a recorder. No wonder they took them away from us in school.“
• “Am I not at not at least worth five dollars?”
• “Sometimes you just drown a little bit, it’s okay.“
• “I don’t want to give the straights to the volcano, the volcano deserves better.”
• “I have magic hands and toasted beans.“ 
• “You could probably bribe someone with a whole ass chicken.”
• “I’m gonna judge if you’re drinking hot soda.“
• “It’s schroedinger’s knife-fight at this point" 
• “Why end the war? Because gay.”
• “I’m appropriating the natural beauty from purgatory.“
• “I’m abusing my god powers for stairs, I think you guys’ll survive." 
• “I have the physique of a pool noodle.”
• “He literally made a big booty bitch.”
• “Is the litmus for quality a dump truck ass now?“
• “But I’m your dork and that’s pretty poggers.”
• “I don’t want Tony the Tiger anywhere near my cheeks!“
• “I’ve seen this man’s junk, I trust him”
• “Clearly it’s two gay ninjas having a good time. Constantly trying to kill each other.“
• “As soon as a third person shows up, it gets stupid immediately.”
• “That’s about right. Pants happy, brain smooth.“ 
• “If you expect me not to fight you as an evolutionary dead end you are sorely mistaken.”
• “You have a demonic sugar daddy. Congratulations.”
  

SUMMER BIRD BLUE SENTENCE STARTERS

Sentence starters meant to be used as roleplay prompts & sentence starters. These are from the book Summer Bird Blue by Akemi Dawn Bowman. Please feel free to change pronouns and words as needed!

• “ you know just how to take the sun away, and it’s winter when i look at you again.”
• “  we’re the only two people in the universe who speak our language. no one will ever understand me like you do. ”
• “  the words for what i’m feeling don’t exist. " 
• "  there’s no color left in my soul. " 
• "  maybe when people die, the people they leave behind die too. " 
• "  people fall down. you can either laugh or cry about it. laughing makes it easier to get up, though. " 
• "  my heart used to belong to melodies and lyrics. now i’m haunted by them. ”
• “  i say things without thinking. i hurt people without thinking. ”
• “  i shouldn’t be jealous, but i am. " 
• "  i’m not a sensitive person. maybe i’ve always been cold. maybe it’s just more noticeable now that you’re gone. " 
• "  you don’t throw away things that mean something! " 
• "  i’m finding something familiar in a world that is nothing the way i remember it." 
• "  some days i need to be heard — but most of the time, i’d rather be hidden. ”
• “  i hate myself almost as much as you hate the entire world. we can try bonding over that. ”
• “  why would you waste your life for someone else? " 
• "  the world would be so much more honest if people didn’t smile all the time. ”
• “  i can’t escape your ghost. " 
• "  you’re too happy. i’m worried it’s contagious. “ 
• "  i’m torn between fire and home. ”
• “  just because you’re beautiful doesn’t mean i want to kiss you. " 
• “  you don’t have to be afraid of who you are. " 
• "  did you just boop my nose? " 
• "  people don’t love porcupines the way they love puppies. " 
• "  sometimes, it’s important to ask for help. " 
• "  grief is a monster. not everyone gets out alive, and those who do might only survive in pieces. ”
• “  i don’t know how to forgive you. ”
• “  i don’t know where i fit. " 
• "  when we lose someone, we think about the best and the worst. we forget about all of the in-between. " 
• "  we fall into different places on a spectrum, i guess. like different colors in a rainbow. " 
• "  there are no angels here. only the demons that follow me everywhere. ”
• “  i know it’s not your fault, but i have to be angry. it’s the only thing protecting my heart. " 
• "  i’ve been running from a wave and i’m tired. ❞ 
• “  if you get lost in the darkness, remember to follow the music. " 
• "  some people are meant to be forever. other people come into your life for a reason — you help each other figure shit out and come to terms with complicated feelings that you can’t process on your own. ”

STARFISH SENTENCE STARTERS

Sentence starters meant to be used as roleplay prompts & sentence starters. These are from the book Starfishby Akemi Dawn Bowman. Please feel free to change pronouns and words as needed!

• “  being alone isn’t the same thing as being lonely, but sometimes it feels like they’re exactly that. ”
• “  i guess i always thought we could be friends, if either of us had bothered to try.”
• “  we’re just different, like we exist on different spectrums. ”
• “  sometimes i feel like i’m a pencil in a box of crayons. ”
• “  we’re strangers living under the same roof. ”
• “  you think there’s an ulterior motive for everything nice i do. ”
• “  i remember the way you say my name. i’ve never forgotten. ”
• “  your abrasiveness is also your armor. ”
• “  you’re weird. everyone thinks so. ”
• “  we nurtured ourselves, by ourselves, and protected our hearts even from one another. ”
• “  i always wanted you to be a part of what makes me happy. ”
• “  i just wanted to be heard by the one person who was supposed to listen. ”
• “  why do you always have to make everything worse? ”
• “  you can’t be the villain if you’re the victim. ”
• “  a sirloin steak doesn’t try to reason with a dragon. ”
• “  you’re always in such a hurry to fly away. ”
• “  sometimes when we’re young, we don’t understand the concept of forever. ”
• “  hope can make you forget so much, so quickly. that’s why it’s so dangerous. ”
• “  we’re two halves that got separated. ”
• “  when i needed to stay in touch, you seemed to forget all about me. ”
• “  our home is wrapped in yellow tape. ”
• “  we see the world as a series of moments needing to be captured  —  we just capture them in different ways. ”
• “  what do you see when you look at pictures of yourself? ”
• “  you want to make everyone happy. even if it’s sometimes at the expense of your own happiness. ”
• “  if i keep talking about the things that make me happy, i can trick myself into forgetting about the things that don’t. “
  
• "  feelings are complicated. ”
• “  i live my life in the small space between ‘uncomfortable’ and ‘awkward’. ”
• “  hearts aren’t meant to be broken an infinite amount of times. ”
• “  there’s a ghost sitting beside you. ”
• “  you can’t get so disheartened when someone doesn’t act the way you want them to. ”
• “  you’re so afraid… you’ll hide in the dark until you go blind. ”
• “  i’m trying to get out of the black hole you keep sucking me back into. ”
• “  is this going to be awkward? this feels like it’s going to be awkward. ”
• “  how do you make everything ugly? ”
• “  i feel like i’m made of paper. ”
• “  i think this is what acceptance feels like. ”
• “  you have the strength of the ocean and transparency of glass. ”
• “  the kind of love i need isn’t the kind i have. ”
• “  what is unconditional love? ”
• “  tell me i made the wrong choice. and then, forgive me. because i’m sorry. i’m sorry and i love you. ”
• “  i’m broken in too many places and i can’t let you be the one to put me back together. ”
• “  we all have to dream our own dreams. we only get one life to live —  live it for yourself, not anyone else. ”
• “  i’d rather have an ugly face than an ugly heart. ”
• “  if you don’t know where to look for me, you might not see me at all. ”
• “  i’m tired of wishing i were someone else and tired of feeling like everyone expects me to be someone else. ”
• “  all my life i’ve felt lonely, and it has always left an ache inside me, like there’s a supernatural presence crushing my heart within its fist. ”
• “ the version of you i’ve always wanted isn’t real; they’re a dream. and not every dream comes true. ”

RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE SENTENCE STARTERS

Sentence starters meant to be used as roleplay prompts & sentence starters. These are from the book Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston. Please feel free to change pronouns and words as needed!

• “  rule one: don’t get caught. ”
• “  my kind of love story is much more shakespearean. " 
• "  aw, little buddy, it’s cute how you think everything is about you. " 
• "  you’re like a cardboard cutout of a person. " 
• "  you’re used to sleeping alongside ghosts. " 
• "  there are a lot of things worth overthinking, believe me. but this isn’t one of them. " 
• "  it doesn’t matter where you come from or who your family is — you can always be great if you’re true to yourself. ”
• “  can you move? i’d rather not be the little spoon. ”
• “  i feel like you’re missing the point that it’s a douchey thing to say either way. " 
• "  doing what we do is fucking hard. " 
• "  you’re basically a living reminder that i’ll always be compared to someone else, no matter what i do, even if i work twice as hard. ”
• “  isn’t there something to be valued in a happy ending as well? ”
• “  you keep doing that stupid smile every time you look at your phone. ”
• “  one does not foster a lifelong love of star wars without knowing an ‘empire’ isn’t a good thing. ”
• “  you are a thistle in the tender and sensitive arse crack of my life. " 
• "  i’m not going to have a marriage of convenience with you if you’re always embarrassing me with the way you eat burritos. ”
• “  hey, so, uh, remember when we dated? " 
• "  he’s gay and you’re hot, so. ”
• “  you’ve been, like, draco malfoy level obsessed with him forever. ”
• “    when someone asks who you’re texting, you act like you got caught watching porn. ”
• “  cool to see you’re not dead or anything. " 
• "  is this a scheme of seduction? " 
• "  are you going to stop this now that it’s real? ”
• “  god, you are the most insufferable goddamn bastard on the face of the planet, do you know that — fuck — you’re infuriating, you’re the worst, you’re— " 
• "  i’m gonna take your pants off now. ”
• “  we’re still whatever we were before, just, you know. with blowjobs. " 
• "  what in the rich white people sex dungeon hell? ”
• “  i’ve thrown men in the dungeon for less. " 
• "  hey, don’t threaten me with a good time. ”
• “  i don’t know if i have it in me anymore. to be a part of someone’s happiness. " 
• "  nobody’s ever outright told me to lie about who i am. " 
• "  oh my god, how are you so smart and so dumb at the same time? " 
• "  you have so much in you it’s almost impossible to match it. ”
• “  maybe there’s more than one dream for you. or more than one way to get there." 
• "  it pisses me off sometimes, thinking about everything you’ve been through. " 
• "  stop trying to jane austen my life! " 
• "  you really think it’s a good idea to present me with a challenge, sweetheart? " 
• "  ready when you are, love. " 
• "  you are so fucking beautiful. " 
• "  your arse in those trousers is a crime. ”
• “  you’re brave. i could use some of that. ”
• “  are you sure you don’t want to talk about it? ”
• “  someone else’s choice doesn’t change who you are. ”
• “  most things are awful most of the time, but you’re good. ”
• “  you’re a dumbass, but i trust you. ”
• “  you’re way too close to the sun. ”
• “  have you ever read any of alexander hamilton’s letters to john laurens? ”
• “  history, huh? bet we could make some. " 
• "  the phrase ‘see attached bibliography’ is the single sexiest thing you have ever written to me. ”
• “  are you angling for a revolutionary soldier role-play scenario? " 
• "  should i tell you that when we’re apart, your body comes back to me in dreams" 
• "  do you feel forever about him? ”
• “  i swear, you don’t make it fucking easy. but i’m in love with you. ”
• “  you’re not even gonna try to be happy? " 
• "  my birthright is a country, not happiness. ”
• “  i want you. but i don’t want this. ”
• “  a curious thing about grief is the way it takes your entire life. " 
• "  you love so much bigger than yourself. ”
• “  i deserve a fucking nap. " 
• "  you’ve always had a choice. perhaps today, you’ll make the right one. " 
• "  my life is a cosmic joke and you’re not a real person. ”
• “  my whole life has been about fighting. i fought. ”
• “  you fucker, i’m proud of you. ”

YOU(SEASON THREE) SENTENCE STARTERS

Sentence starters meant to be used as roleplay prompts & sentence starters.  These are from season three of the Netflix series YOU.  Please feel free to change pronouns and words as needed!

•    “wanna see my reading room?”    
•    “i promised myself i would do this right”    
•    “i thought about seeing my mom and then i went and got ice cream instead"   
•    "maybe thanks to you i can make this work”    
•    “is your life even a brand without a perfectly pretentious soulmate?”    
•    “are you flirting with me or offering me to join fight club?”    
•    “we as a species deserve to go extinct”    
•    “if you could do anything, what would you do?”    
•    “you look at me like i’m a monster”    
•    “happily ever after looks a lot different than i thought”    
•    “am i the asshole here? i’m sorry, that’s a bad word.”    
•    “how are we supposed to understand each other?”    
•    “i’m gonna do everything i can… i just don’t know what that means yet”    
•    “and i can’t tell them what you did, so now i’m the villain”    
•    “you signed a lease for our crime scene?”    
•    “oh, funny, it’s already blame-the-parents-o-clock”    
•    “and just like that, you’re the victim again”    
•    “it feels good to fix something, especially when everything else feels unfixable”    
•    “so far, nothing about this place is worth fighting for”    
•    “if this is a partnership, i’m better off alone”    
•    “i’ve worked hard to be better and i am not that person anymore”    
•    “what’s the feeling under the rage?”    
•    “you’re broken. i could never love you.”    
•    “why is that so important? why does love have to be unconditional?”    
•    “you understand me better than anyone ever has. i’m starting to understand why that’s so terrifying.”    
•    “and just like that, there you are”    
•    “i would absolutely kill for you”    
•    “i’ll keep us safe, i promise”    
•     “i am not flirting, i am begging you for food”    
•    “most of the time, i still have no idea what i’m doing”    
•    “contrary to popular belief, it’s not always the husband”    
•    “i didn’t come here to get on a soapbox”    
•    “i don’t want to help them sharpen their pitchforks”    
•    “you know how…when a rule exists but you don’t think it applies to you?”    
•    “we straddled the poverty line my entire childhood and i escaped with books”    
•    “i know all about that one thing that saves your miserable life"   
•    "generally my favorite apologies are stiff and grudging”    
•    “not even the saints are saints”    
•    “there’s nothing for them to find”    
•    “it had to be done. you were protecting me”    
•    “i did something you’re not gonna be totally psyched about”    
•    “even though you’ve been through a lot, you’re not fucked up for life”    
•    “stop trying to cash in on someone else’s tragedy”    
•    “knowing the whole truth. the messy truth. that’s beautiful. that’s worthwhile.”    
•    “i didn’t want to see in you what i saw in myself”    
•    “does family tragedy make someone fuckable? cause i could really use a silver lining ”  
•    “if i’m the problem, how do i fix it?”    
•    “you like things that make you feel, you find beauty in the flaws”    
•    “you’re just a fleeting crush”    
•    “i cheated on my soulmate"    
•    “grieving is a roller coaster that never ends"   
•    "it’s not because you’re special. it’s because i have mother issues"   
•    "i don’t even like you anymore”  
•    “i’m self-sabotaging, aren’t i?”  
•    “why can’t i just be happy?”  
•    “don’t be sorry for surviving”    
•    “you always knew it was gonna turn out this way. that’s why you held me so tight”    
•    “it’s an emergency. i’m sorry for calling so late”    
•    “i never stopped thinking someone would show up and save me"    
•    “i’m not okay with what i saw"    
•    “the whole soulmate thing is mostly bullshit"   
•   "i’ll always love you, but i have to say goodbye for real this time”    
•    “there are a lot of bad men out there and sometimes you can’t tell until it’s too late"     
•    "as long as i love you, you’ll be in danger"   
•    "if this is the game i have to play to be closer to you, then game on”    
•    “if i push too hard, i risk losing you”    
•    “how do i make you see i could be your happily ever after?”    
•    “it’s a power move, you want to show me that you can hurt me”  
•    “it’s like you’re training for the asshole olympics”    
•    “don’t worry, my asshole days are far behind me”    
•    “did you kill someone else and you’re trying to distract me?”    
•    “i heard screaming, so i entered”    
•    “we met the other night when i wasn’t being my best self”    
•    “what is this? a sociopath’s power play?”    
•    “i need justice. i need karmic retribution”    
•    “you will never see me ever again”    
•    “you liked me broken because it gave you purpose”    
•    “one day you’ll lose everything and see how cruel you really are”    
•    “i should be in bed with you, tracing and drawing on your arm”    
•    “love requires a hint of madness and we’re all mad here"   
•    "this loophole cannot be falling into my lap"   
•    "you can come to me about anything, that’s what this relationship is, right?" 
•    "i cannot be the villain of our story”    
•    “the fucker is plotting something, i can feel it”    
•    “our love language is violence"   
•    "i need you to remind me that there’s life beyond this”    
•    “this is so far beneath you“    
•    "i want to erase everything that ever made you think you deserve to be here "   
•    "you deserve everything you want”    
•    “you aren’t the only person who is haunted by shame”    
•    “do you think i deserve all of the bad things that happened to me?”    
•    “i struggle every day with the fact that i’m capable of doing something like that”      
•    “you’ll figure it out. that’s what people like us do”    
•    “i don’t need to cause any more damage”    
•    “how can i stop this from being the end for us?”    
•    “we’re quite the team in the worst way"   
•    "you were taught that you don’t deserve a second chance, but you do”      
•    “when i go will you come with me?“    
•    "you fucking shot me in the leg!”      
•    “this is not how i imagined us ending”        
•    “you try so hard to be good"         
•    "the end of our story remains unwritten”

LOVE LIKE THE TIDE LINES SENTENCE STARTERS

Sentence starters meant to be used as roleplay prompts & sentence starters. These are from various albums by Tide Lines. You can find their music on Spotify! Please feel free to change pronouns and words as needed!

• “When I lie awake, I grow uneasy with the path I have to take… the choice I have to make.”
• “ I feel the strength of my convictions say goodbye.”
• “Farewell gentle girl, along this mortal coil. Our paths will cross in time, I’m sure.”
• “I have nothing but hope to declare.”
• “Here’s to all your hopes and all your dreams, and everything worth fighting for.”
• “All of our moments while we’re here last for a lifetime, then disappear.”
• “In the light of morning, I see you still.”
• “Every time I feel contentment drawing near, I know it’s time for me to go.”
• “I took a lot for granted waiting on you.”
• “We can watch the stars, or we can stay right where we are.”
• “In my mind, I see you smile, where the tide lines reach the isle.”
• “Our wishes of our memories are reaching out before us now.”
• “Tonight, we’ll look tomorrow in the eye, throw away our conscience and disregard our fears.”
• “Take me back to the summer when together we were one.”
• “I have no sympathy to offer and no wisdom to impart.”
• “The end is never near but never far.”
• “Let’s drink straight from the bottle, and speak straight from the heart.”
• “We took our inspiration from the stars.”
• “The days we were free hold on strongly in my mind though they’re a loss to me now and have been for some time.”
• “In my memory, I will always see your smile.”
• “When you move like that it’s almost like you’re dancing on a new road and there’s no one else around who you know.”
  
• “We’re as lost as dreams for another day.”
• “There’s a land of plenty past this barren emptiness outside.”
• “I’ve got a hundred thousand opinions that I’m prepared to lose.”
• “I wish these fields would take me to a place I’ve never been — somewhere to fall in love with and never leave again.”
  
• “No matter where you go or what you do, you can never find true love…it finds you.”
• “The sun only shines so bright when you’re homeward bound.”
• “It’s been four long years since I left this town.”
• “There’s an open sky, but I can’t walk this path alone.”
• “Tell me that you’ll hold me, and stronger we will stand.”
• “I can see the day that we’ll know the way, and together return to the land.”
• “When reason dies to the sound of lies, you’ll be far away from there.”
• “We promised we’d run with the reckless, the young.”
• “In a world devoid of emotion, I would hold you for hours in the dark.”
• “Time is a dangerous enemy.”
• “I have a head full of meaningless memories and a heart held by a string.”
• “My mind is heavy, so I’ll pour myself a drink.”
• “In your eyes I see the morning, as it burns across the sky.”
• “In fair Verona where the lovers laid their plans, people pray in church on Sundays for moments like the day you took my hand.“
• “We just try to pretend that if we keep on trying we’ll be here in the end.”
• “Before the night is over, will you dance a little closer?”
• “The fate of existence is for us to decide.”
• “One mortal to another, listen to the words I have for you.”
• “Hold onto me ‘til it’s over, because I can’t remember the last time I was sober.”
• “Well lately I confess I am tempted by the notion of a wayfarer wandering the earth.”
• “I can’t sleep but I know where I need to go.”
• “I don’t believe we’ll ever grow old.”
• “Why can’t you see it’s a lie we’ve been told?”
• “Oh, but I’ve always loved romance and fantasy.”
• “Every year you dwell upon that postcard.”
• “I’m so afraid of dying lonely, I swear to god I love you only.”
• “Where are the make believers?”
• “We are just hopeless strangers wandering the road.”
• “I used to hold that every story would start in tears and end in glory, but I’ve read so many stories now I know that’s not the way.”
• “I’ve strayed away from good intention more times than I care to mention.”
• “You’ll always be the one with the fairytale smile.”
• “It was a careless kiss, I must confess.”
• “I sing with eyes wide open because I can’t bear to close them these days.”
• “I’ve got nothing left here to remind me.”
• “The night was yours, and you were mine.”
• “You command your company with your smile.”
  

    ,   (a prompt list lifted from the novel/book with the same name, by ivy tholen, triggers for gore, violence, blood, injuries and general horror will be present. change pronouns as you see fit)

• is this a joke? please tell me this is a joke.
• i put the car in reverse and managed to drive away unseen.
• i was never going to walk away from this.
• please don’t make me do it.
• i’ve already given you enough therapy material for the next thirty years.
• stop it! you’re going to kill us both!
• too bad your phones gone. your fans would die if they could see you now.
• it’s like licking copper pipes covered in sand.
• i can’t have you bleed to death.
• nobody ever becomes a professional musician anyway.
• you’ll probably become an accountant or something.
• i’m not going to kill you. i’m just going to end your life.
• too rough for you?
• someone will see this and call the cops. they’re coming for you.
• they ain’t gonna catch me.
• you confessed to everything and provided enough evidence to convict you.
• this is texas. you’re gonna fry.
• i don’t have it in me to mutilate you.
• you have to die, but you don’t have to slasher movie die.
• i wasn’t going to put all of this online.
• it’s better to go out with a bang, right?
• i can help you. it doesn’t have to end this way.
• what is done can be undone. please call me.
• you put on a freaky costume and stalked her.
• is this a joke? where are you? what did you do?
• you’re a real sick piece of shit.
• they think it’s fake! should i be offended or flattered?
• i’m less and less scared the longer were up here.
• oh my god, why are you acting like this is a party?
• are you really in a position to mock me?
• oh what are you going to do? kill me?
• you decided. you decided before we even got here.
• you just lied to yourself and said you’d spare me so you’d feel less like a villain.
• well, i can’t exactly put all this online. or can i?
• who would agree to do that for you?
• it was hard to decide to kill you. you don’t deserve it. not like the rest of them.
• of course you did. why wouldn’t you?
• you butchered them. how are you not drenched in blood?
• you put up a fight though, more than i expected.
• who wouldn’t want to stare into these bette davis eyes for eternity?
• does this mean your idea of heaven is staring at yourself in the mirror?
• i don’t care anymore. just tell me what you’re going to do.
• you must be in as much pain as i am, right?
• how can a person be mopey and anxious at the same time?
• so i’m pathetic. you’re pathetic. we’re kindred spirits.
• are you finding jesus right here in this carnival or something? 
• i’m miserable. i thought it would make me feel better.
• when i first decided to do this, i planned to kill you.
• i didn’t want to mangle you or make you suffer.
• why? we had a deal. why did you kill her?
• give us a story and we’ll stick to it.
• people never really give each other the benefit of the doubt.
• everything is too much, right? you get it?
• have you ever felt like the entire world is turning against you?
• they’re so cute i could steal them and take them home.
• i mean, i can’t say no to ice cream.
• it would be better than murdering your friends in cold blood.
• right, right. shouldn’t talk shit about the dead. my bad.
• you’re such a little fighter, trying to find a weapon. i respect that.
• you’d do anything for a friend, wouldn’t you?
• we we’re never that close. you’d sell me out in a secound.
• we’ll say we never saw the killer without his mask.
• technically, you have to be crazy to kill someone in general.
• i’ve seen this asshole in action. if he wanted you dead, you would be.
• i will be right back and i will have cops with me.
• one a scale of one to ten, how screwed are we?
• can you enjoy a moment without researching it?
• can you enjoy a moment without documenting it for your followers?
• why didn’t you save me? i would’ve saved you.
• if you’re not going to hurt me, can i leave?
• i don’t even know who you are. you’re wearing a mask.
• in fact, don’t hide at all. i’m not going to hurt you.
• i already played hide and seek with [name], i’m bored with that game.
• i can’t die in a room that smells like feet and old coffee.
• can we please not refer to anyone in the past tense?
• why are you telling me this right now?
• you’re not crazy. i’m sorry if i made you feel that way.
• i need you to know in case something happens.
• we’ll be testifying at this asshole’s trail.
• do whatever your little heart tells you.
• i can’t touch a dead body.
• he’ll find us. he’s had no trouble so far. it’s like he can teleport.
• shouldn’t we hide as best as we can and wait?
• there’s no happy ending for me. i threw it all away.
• i’m pissed off and what you’re witnessing is me doing my best to feel better.
• i’m not taking off the fucking mask. i might take yours off though.
• it’s hard to hear anything inside this mask.
• there’s never a good reason to murder people, you’re crazy.
• if you run, i’ll catch you.
• don’t run. i’m not moving. you don’t move neither.
• i’m smashed up too. won’t be stopping me.
• am i a horrible person if i say no?
• it’s like you said. we have to save ourselves.
• since when did you become a badass?
• did we learn our lesson about dropping our weapons in front of murderers?
• i’m light headed. i can’t do this much longer.
• aren’t you dumbasses supposed to be hiding from me?
• do you have a death wish? because i sure don’t.
• you can tell me. are you the killer?
• you told her to act like a kitty and fall asleep. it’s your fault.
• how do you kill someone with a carousel?
• we’re putting people in coffins?
• when you see blood, you know blood, you feel blood.
• if we don’t die, you wanna get married?
• we’re going to die, aren’t we?
• there’s a psycho in a cloak and mask chasing us around and you want to go into a haunted house?
• you sound like the hero in an action movie. no one talks like that.
• what if it’s more than one person?
• do you have your phone with you?
• this isn’t nearly as fun as i imagined it would be.
• this night needs to end.
• that fucking carousel music. it’s going to be stuck in my head for days.
• fair enough. conversation dead and buried.
• ugh. i don’t want to talk about this anymore.
• if i tried to do that, i’d break my neck.
• dude, this isn’t school. you don’t have to raise your hand.
• people like to think they can survive a dangerous situation.
  
• look, you don’t have to if you don’t want too.
• never mind getting caught, how are we going to get home?
• i want to go to college next year, not prison.
• we need to get it done so we can explore the creepy abandoned carnival.
• if people don’t want to ride with me, i’m not going to hold them hostage.
• why are we playing along with this circus?
• i’d sooner die than be so close to a body of water.
• we’re breaking into a carnival with all our friends.
• i’m a bad enough driver as it is.
• i know for a fact she almost didn’t get an invite.
• i read about it in an article on women’s self-defense.
  
• i wouldn’t call me names if i were you.
• you’re not a teeny bit concerned i might try to finish the job later?
• i paid attention and learned.
• are we all getting the picture now?
• i can’t carry you. you’ll have to stay here.
• i didn’t want to leave her there. i had no choice.
• check yourself and make sure you’re okay.
• yeah and the brown stuff is dried blood.
• scared your name will be there?
• your story was hard to believe.
• i don’t want you to be freaked out about something when it probably means nothing.
• maybe you’re putting together a pattern that isn’t really there.
• i noticed something weird. you can’t call me crazy if i tell you.
• what if we’re the only ones left?
• it’s not about physical strength. we’re smarter than him.
• the clock is running out for some people.
• take off your mask.
• if you’re going to kill me anyway, you might as well tell me who you are.
• maybe i’ll take her and leave her in chunks. maybe i already have.
• it’s not about not liking you. i don’t particularly dislike any of you. 
• i’m curious, have you wondered why i’m doing this? what’s my motivation?
• if i were in your shoes, i’d have so many questions.
• turn around and look at me. it’s hard to hear anything inside this mask.
• this doesn’t feel like reality. is it? is this really happening?
• don’t joke about [name] hurting people. 
• let’s not get too upset. emotions breed mistakes.
• i don’t want him to go to jail. i want him dead.
• if i see him again, i’m going to take your hammer and bash his brains in.
• i wish i’d drilled a hole in his head when i had the chance.
• it’s like there’s a million spiders running down my neck.
• he killed my best friend. if i get my chance, i’m going to make him pay.
• i picked it up when we ran.
• he’s in here somewhere.
• we have to keep running or we have to find a better hiding spot.
• we also have to be prepared to fight.
• i’m gonna hurl. it smells like lemon, cheese and metal in here.
• see. carousel as murder weapon.
• i’m serious. this is life or death.
• all you have to do is curl up like a kitty and fall asleep.
• then he found me. the gross tongue mask from before.
• can you come here? i’m so high i’m hallucinating. or i hope i am.
• move as fast as you can while we still have light.
• did you put your arm around me to guide me into the building or so i could hold you?
• my immortal soul just drifted up. just now. it bloomed.
• mmm, grilled cheese. i should of gotten another one at dinner.
• if i have to fight him, i’m playing for keeps.
• it could be anyone. we can let the cops play detective.
• i’m less concerned with who he is and more concerned with getting out alive.
• you think it’s the same guy?
• that has nothing to do with right now.
• did you think i wouldn’t see you?
• are we going to make it out alive?
• we’re going the long way around to the house of horrors.
• will you please get off the ground?
• there was supposed to be a guard here tonight, wasn’t there?
• i’d rather die than eat anything sweet.
• i’m not so high that i can’t outrun this guy or even take him down.
• you can’t go looking for them alone.
• [name] is dead and if we don’t leave this carnival, so are we.
• if you want to leave, go.
• i’m going to try to find the others.
• i have no idea what you’re talking about. we gotta go.
• something something no man left behind.
• we. can’t. leave. them.
• we won’t be able to help the others if we’re dead.
• there is someone in a black hooded cloak and demon mask.
• it’s a scare actor costume from the carnival.
• we have to get outta here.
• well, i welcome him to come to me, i’ll kick his fucking ass!
• why do i automatically assume people are dead?
• what if everyone is dead?
• we’re more likely to be arrested than murdered.
• one hour and i’ll be done. sixty little minutes and it’s over.
• god, i really don’t want to be here.
• if i stop, it’s over, i’m dead.
• you never know if you’ll get stuck without a bathroom when you need it.
• i can’t wrap my head around one person wanting us dead. what could we have done to two?

Feel free to change pronouns as needed!

“Caught in a bad romance.”
“I want your everything.”
“I want your love.”
“You know that I want you.”
“You know that I need you.”
“You and me could write a bad romance.”
“I don’t want to be friends.”
“I just can’t be with you like this anymore.”
“She won’t look at you.”
“You know that I love you, boy.”
“Don’t call my name.”
“Don’t want to kiss, don’t want to touch.”
“Don’t look at me like that.”
“You amaze me.”
“Look at him, look at me.”
“I can’t stop staring in those evil eyes.”
“We might have…not really sure.”
“Something tells me that I’ve seen him…”
“That boy is a monster.”
“Wanna talk to her, she’s hot as hell.”
“Get your paws right off of me.”
“I can’t believe what you said to me.”
“You gave up.”
“I can’t believe how you looked at me.”
“Could we fix you if you broke?”
“You’ve left me speechless.”
“I’ll never love again.”
“I’m a loser in love.”
“Raise a glass to mend all the broken hearts of all my wrecked up friends.”
“Would you give it all up?”
“Could I give it all up for you?”
“Some girls won’t dance to the beat of the track.”
“She looks good, but her boyfriend says she’s a mess.”
“When he’s looking, she falls apart.”
“Her kiss is a vampire grin.”
“She looks good, but her boyfriend says she’s a tramp.”
“She loves to dance in the dark.”
“Find your freedom in the music.”
“You’re still in our hearts.”
“Together we’ll dance in the dark.”
“Sorry, I cannot hear you, I’m kind of busy.”
“Just a second, it’s my favorite song they’re gonna play.”
“I cannot text you with a drink in my hand.”
“You should have made some plans with me, you knew that I was free.”
“I don’t want to think anymore.”
“I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.”
“I don’t want to talk anymore.”
“I should’ve left my phone at home.”
“It’s not that I don’t like you, I’m just at a party.”
“I am sick and tired of my phone ringing.”
“Tonight I’m not taking no calls, ‘cause I’ll be dancing.”
“Open up your heart and your mind to me.”
“Happy in the club with a bottle of red wine.”
“Stars in our eyes ‘cause we’re having a good time.”
“So happy I could die.”
“I’ll love you forever.”
“Don’t be scared, I’ve done this before.”
“Don’t want no money.”
“Tell me something that’ll save me.”
“I need a man that makes me alright.”
“Tell me something that’ll change me.”

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ask memes/sentence starters plucked from various callmekevin videos on youtube.warnings for mature language/nsfw themes

• ❛ no stone unturned unless it becomes slightly difficult ❜
• ❛ i’m happy with that ❜
• ❛ i’m not happy at all actually ❜
• ❛ i’m going to do nothing because i can’t do anything about that ❜
• ❛ you’re never too old to start rising up against the government ❜
• ❛ i’m really cheap so i don’t like spending money ❜
• ❛ oh this isn’t good ❜
• ❛ it’s not often you get to hear that ❜
• ❛ i might have shot too much but i was scared ❜
• ❛ you sounded like you were crying ❜
• ❛ stop struggling you’re only making it last longer ❜
• ❛ please die ❜
• ❛ i’m not cultured or educated or smart ❜
• ❛ i’m not one to sweep a problem under the rug or anything ❜
• ❛ my biggest fear is a peaceful life ❜
• ❛ this is gonna be awful ❜
• ❛ i’ll keep you safe don’t worry ❜
• ❛ i’m willing to rob him ❜
• ❛ you’re pretty calm about this whole thing ❜
• ❛ i was like openly weeping in the store ❜
• ❛ i have never seen a better use of a pipe bomb ❜
• ❛ hold on a second i think this guy is an idiot ❜
• ❛ i’ve accepted i’m a punching bag ❜
• ❛ talking was a mistake ❜
• ❛ just die already ! ❜
• ❛ oh a hostage situation, fun ! ❜
• ❛ well off to a pretty depressing start ❜
• ❛ i’m curious why the hell you keep coming over here ❜
• ❛ i don’t get any sleep on account of how miserable i am ❜
• ❛ you can cry in the pizza if you want ❜
• ❛ it might be VERY LITTLE but you don’t appreciate what i do for you ❜
• ❛ i think god is angry ❜
• ❛ i commit arson on a regular basis ❜
• ❛ it’s my birthday, can you kill someone for me ? ❜
• ❛ you’re all accessories because a lot of you peer pressured me into doing it ❜
• ❛ i don’t particularly care about him/her/them but i do care about money ❜
• ❛ god has given me a gun ❜
• ❛ an apple a day keeps the uncontrollable rage away ! ❜
• ❛ i’m going back upstairs where i feel less embarrassed ❜
• ❛ i’ve taken some time to think about it, i’ve consulted the internet and i’ve decided that murder is the best response ❜