#rpg idea

It’s SLA industries but you are actually all different kinds of cells working inside a human body to protect it from infection.

*Plot-* A merchant has convinced the PCs to sign a magical contract that takes away a single day of all their childhoods in exchange for something that they have always desired. The merchant is a minion that served the BBEG from the last campaign who erases the birthdays of the heroes so they were never born in order for the BBEG to live. The players have to navigate a world where the BBEG succeeded in their goals and find a single minion in an army to destroy the contract before the time is up or they disappear forever.

Your “Little Fears” monster is.

*Spins “Wheel if Ghibli”*

Catbus

The PCs are tasked to rescue a princess who’s life force has been drained by an evil sorceress and the only way to defeat her is to travel to her time period of 2075 to defeat her. Add some no stakes death mechanics, furries, and a secretary named Moony Moon and by Jove you’ve got a reference that not a lot of people will get.

Start your PCs off as commoners and then a friendly wizard transforms them into fish because of global warming or something and that’s the adventure.

patentlyabsurdrpgideas:

cargopantsman:

anais-ninja-bitch:

krisdoesart:

katherine-xari:

wielderofscythes:

gottabeastringplayer:

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

my counter:

piccolo trombone 

I’m both glad and sad that string players are only limited to violin, viola, cello, and bass. Can you imagine a contrabass? Or a piccolo violin????

String players are not limited to just those.

I present, THE OCTOBASS

It’s so big that it needs keys to hit the strings.

And in the reverse direction there exists the Pochette. Translated from French, it means pocket, as it was a pocket sized violin like instrument.

This is amazing

someone post the archlute

This one?

Who ordered the Patently Absurd Bard DLC?

Fighter- You have my sword.

Ranger- And my bow.

Barbarian- and my Axe.

Bard- and my OCTOBASS!

Velocilpastor - Dino-Druid Cleric Multiclass

Imagine how messed up your party is going to be when they hit Strad with a Sunlight Spell and he just starts sparkling like diamonds.

Remind your players that this gaming session is brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends!

talesfromweirdland:

Zombie designs by William Stout for RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1984).

“Choose your character.”

Wizards be like:

Here’s an encounter for your PCs:

Your PCs are actually the world’s BBEG and its the story of how they all met and became the evil team.

I don’t know it if counts, but using any of the Pokemon Monster Fusions by
JessJackdaw would really spice up your campaigns.