#source the big bang theory
Ayda: Is Adaine always like this when she loses?
Fig:Yeah. You should’ve been here for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2008.
Adaine: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!
Dutch: Hosea’s mad at me and I don’t know why.
Arthur: Were you talking to him before he got mad?
Dutch: Yeah, why?
Arthur: That’s probably the reason.
Michael: Sorry I’m late for class.
Chidi: What happened?
Michael: Nothing, I just didn’t wanna be here.
Michael: You still pining over Chidi?
Eleanor: Our babies will be both smart and beautiful.
Michael: Not to mention fictional.
Eleanor:
Michael: You’re dead!
Eleanor: You guys want some cheesecake?
Chidi: I love cheesecake!
Michael: You’re lactose intolerant.
Chidi: I don’t eat it, I just think it’s a good idea.
Giorno: Good morning!
Abbacchio: Giorno, it’s 8 AM. It’s like the middle of the night.
DragonslayerWedding
Official: Before I go any further, have either of you prepared your own vows?
Jaune:Yes.
Yang: No. You wrote vows?
Jaune:Yeah.
Yang: Well, I don’t have any. You’re kind of making me look bad.
Jaune: It’s okay. I don’t have to say them.
Yang: No, no, no, go ahead. I’ll come up with something mushy, you’ll cry, we got this.
Jaune: Yang, ever since we got together, you have become the sunshine of my entire life. You have helped me become someone that I can truly be proud of. I wish to be someone that you can rely on whenever you need help, as I will forever love you with all my being.
Yang, emotional:Wow.
Official:Yang?
Yang: Right. Um, okay. Jaune, I mean, you’re not only the love of my life. I mean, you’re my best friend, and, you’ve got a friend in me. You got troubles. I got ’em, too. There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for you. We stick together, and we can see it through, ’cause you’ve got a friend in me.
Official: …Is that the song from Toy Story?
Yang: He loves that movie.
Jaune, crying tears of joy: I do.
Hades: Damn you’re violent
Persephone: Yeah, but I’m short so it’s adorable
Brett: I’ll help my mother in the kitchen. Why don’t you go keep my father company?
Reagan: He doesn’t want me out there. I’m the creepy guy who has sex with his son.
Brett: Don’t be silly, he loves you.
Reagan: Does he?
Brett:…
Brett: Probably more than me. Since you own Cognito and all— Okay, he cares about you a lot.
Reagan:Really?
Brett:…
Brett: I do crap for you all the time. Get out there.
Sherlock: You’re pouting.
Jim: I’m not pouting, I’m brooding. It’s how sexy men pout.
Yutani: Here’s what I wonder about zombies: what happens if they can’t get any human flesh to eat? They can’t starve to death, they’re already dead!
Tricky: You take this one. I spent an hour last night on “How do vampires shave when they can’t see themselves in the mirror”
Fresh: Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs and shave each other. Case closed.
11: [when he’s doing something odd] Aren’t you going to ask?
River: What is this, my first day?
10: I was acting odd intentionally.
Donna: Really? So you can control it?
Sydney: Did you and Zach get in a fight?
Dan: Zach had a fight. I was being completely reasonable
Murr: At my age, do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die?
Sal, Q, and Joe: At the hands of your best friends?
Murr: An accident.
Sal, Q, and Joe: Oh, that’s how we’re gonna make it look.