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selfshipperapproved:

Three years in a row and still going! We’re back and ready to take a big break with our sweet boy, Sans. It’s been some real gray years for some and we’re ready to liven things up with some Multiverse Travels. Explore a different world (or worlds!) alongside your Sans of choice. What sights would you both see and experience?

If you’re unsure what Sans x Self-ship week is:

It’s a week long event to celebrate shipping yourself (or your OCs/Sona) with Sans. That can be good ol’ Classic but you can also go with any variant: Underfell, Horrortale, Dreamtale, your own personal AU—you name it, you can do it!

Fan fic and fan art are both allowed, as are NSFW and Dark fic works, we only ask that you tag things appropriately to give readers a heads up on what to expect! Please note that we will not be accepting any explicit underage content. Please tag your posts with #sanship, @this blog, or even submit your works directly to us so we can see and reblog what you create!

Due to tumblr’s restriction on NSFW visual content, you are more than welcome to post images to the Ao3 collection we have created specifically for this event, which can be found here: Sans/Self Insert Ship Week 2022. Simply click the little button to the right of the collection that reads, “Post to Collect”. Do bear in mind that you will have to host your art on an image hosting site before you can embed it in an Ao3 work. Additionally, if you post your work on Ao3 for this event, we encourage you to add them to the collection as well!

Since this is specifically aimed at Self-Insert content, we will not be accepting Frans or Sanscest content, though you are more than welcome to use these prompts for other characters and ships.

With that all said and done, have fun and we look forward to seeing what y’all come up with!

✧ Not interested in this year’s prompts? Check our prompt masterlist for the previous years!

✧ For more in-depth information on what is and isn’t accepted please refer to the About and FAQs page. If you have any questions or concerns don’t hesitate to send us a message!

Underswap Sans: (nervously) DO YOU THINK SHORT BOYS ARE CUTE?

Y/n: I think our society is going to collapse due to capitalism so I think that I should stockpile money so I can build a compound in North Carolina and wait out the fall of society.

Y/n: If you’ve got something to say, just say it.

Underfell Sans: (sweating) don’t rush me.

Y/n: Come on it can’t be that serious! What, are you going to profess your undying love for me?

Underfell Sans: …

Y/n: …

Y/n: ….Ah.

Y/n: (Sneezes)

Horror: ???

Y/n: Damn not even a bless y-

Horror:dying???

Y/n: What no- It’s just allergies

Horror:killallergies

Y/n: thats not how it works babe

Nightmare, realizing he has feelings for Y/n: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate malewife my way out of this one.

Y/n: Did you hear Candice just died?

Nightmare:I don’t care.

Y/n:

Y/n: …Candice dICK-

Underfell Sans: boss, we just wanted to say that care about you.

Y/n: We both love you, and our lives wouldn’t be the same without you

Underfell Papyrus: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS TIME?

Gaster: Did you three get eggs, like I asked?

Papyrus: EVEN BETTER!

Sans: (pulls a live chicken from inside his sweatshirt)

Y/n: We named her after you :D

Underswap Sans: WHAT’S YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE? MINE’S QUALITY TIME!

Underswap Papyrus: gift giving, maybe?

Y/n: Biting.

US Sans: THATS NOT-!

US Papyrus, shaking: you can bite me if you want-

Horror Sans: i have done many things wrong in my life…

Y/n, who just watched him cry over a dented can of soup: I know this and i love you.

Y/n: How dumb does your brother think we are?

Underfell Sans: sometimes he leaves me pictures of food instead of a grocery list.

Underfell Papyrus: SOMEONE APPROACHES AND TRIES TO ROB YOU, WHAT DO YOU DO?

Underfell Sans: t-pose, to assert dominance.

Underfell Papyrus: THAT’S AWFUL.

Y/n: I pull out the spoon I carry at all times, and say “Thank you, lord, for this meal I am about to-”

Underfell Papyrus: EVEN WORSE.

Underfell Sans: no, boss, let them finish…

Underswap Papyrus: you are the first people in recorded history who have started a fire with water.

Y/n: Thank you!

Underswap Sans: I DON’T THINK THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT.

Sans: grillbz? kid, what are you guys doing?

Y/n: We’re making chocolate pudding.

Sans: It’s three am. why are you and grillby making chocolate pudding at three am?

Y/n: He’s a workaholic and I’ve lost control of my life.

Grillby: (nods)

Y/n: I’ll do whoever it takes to succeed.

Ink: Don’t you mean whatever it takes?

Y/n: (glancing at Error) Yeah that too.

Underfell Sans: i’m not seriously in love with them. we just met. feelings fade.

(3 years later)

Underfell Sans: …any day now.

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