#science professor quotes

scienceprofessorquotes:

““When we challenge dogma we no longer get burned at the stake, which is helpful.””

— Immunology lecturer

scienceprofessorquotes:

““A shit ton is a scientific term meaning roughly 10^18””

— Physics Professor

scienceprofessorquotes:

““You now have the skills to be a bioterrorist!””

— Virology prof

scienceprofessorquotes:

““No, you cannot put a person in a bomb calorimeter.””

— Exercise Physiology Professor, explaining the measurement of human energy expenditure