#scp 049 j

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#scp headcanons #scp shitposting #the mod speaks #scp 049 j

Mon, 04 Mar 2019 12:05:05

*blubbering incoherently,hiding behind El in a flustered manner*

Oh my thank you very much my friends I am quite flattered by your compliments yes yes yes indeed I am I must admit this startles me

*the Mod is equally flustered and hiding behind Jay*

“Whelp,these two are incapable of any response at the moment,so looks like it’s my move: thanks you guys.Didn’t expect our blog to be this adored by people,when we don’t always go online due to our Mod’s perfectionist mentality of wanting to answer everybody’s asks through drawings lmao.But yeah,we honestly appreciate these things.You’re all so fucking precious and important and we love you.Okay?Okay.”

*At this point everybody is kinda emotional because wtf how did this happen???*

#scp shitposting #the mod speaks #scp 049 j #el and jay speak #response #how are we likable #but im so lazy #aaaaaaaaaa #thank you fren #we love you too

@jayhooty

Tue, 27 Nov 2018 12:37:25

teeth-and-stuff:

furioustheowlboy:
gamecubeeater:
furbyfuzz:
indigo-volvoxx:
”Murby”, a moss-covered Furby found on an old farm’s property during cleanup.
From:X
What a pleasant-looking fellow.. so peaceful and happy
elder being
Who exposed that Furby to Hozier’s music?
@jayhooty the truth is out there

*shrieks in excitement*

A fellow moss friend yes yes I am not alone hohohoho

“I guess there are those who want to just settle down and not cause chaos.”

*Jay is cooing over the moss-covered Furby,vibrating with excitement*

#scp 049 j #response #el and jay speak #this is really cute tho #i wanna touch it but i also want to leave it in peace #o ancient one grant me my wish #pls fuck up 035 for me

@jayhooty

Thu, 22 Nov 2018 00:02:04

I drew a good birb. This good birb is you 049-J.

(Your 049-j is one of my favourites)

Submitted by @yourveryownundeadnightmare

Bshrhangdhjdhrhrhe oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my thank you thank you so much this is sweet of you friend yes yes yes indeed it is I am so flattered by what you’ve made just oh good heavens fsbbanananahevsbsb

*dissolves into a blubbering mess,maybe even crying underneath the mask*

“And just like that,you broke Jay in a good way.I think your drawing is cute!Good job!And aww,really?We’re so happy to hear that!Oh my god!”

#scp 049 j #submission #fanart #scp fan art #im screaming omfg #this is adorable holy shit #ya didnt have to fren #youre so sweet thank you so much im cryign #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa— #modexe has stopped working #i have ascended to the third reality

@jayhooty

Tue, 20 Nov 2018 04:40:54

Doc please save me I cannot stop listening to this addicting song please Doc it’s taking over my life why why must it be so relatable it hurts Doc it hurts

Spare me oh sweet Lord above I did not deserve this no no no I did not

*cries in birb*

#scp shitposting #scp 049 j #jay speaks #the midges the midges im not gonna— #the midges are really the limit #with teeth like piranhas they’ll drive yer bananas

@jayhooty

Tue, 13 Nov 2018 14:53:09