So I made a whole bunch of quick x reader oneshots here are a handful of them so. Enjoy I guess.
Jade Harley
You were feeling childish today, so you decided to take a day trip to the park! What fun! You decided to ride a scooter to the park with your decorated backpack with some food and your sketch pad and some coloring stuff, you had planned to ride around the park then take a break and draw. And that you did! You rode your scooter for about half an hour before parking it next to a tree and you walk to a bench and sit, eating your snacks and sketching some people’s dogs as they walked by. You felt like something was going to happen, so you looked around and suddenly saw at the tree you parked your scooter at some jerks were stealing it! You quickly set your stuff down and bolt to the scooter, but before you could get there some girl decided to drop kick the guy stealing your bike, causing him to fall over she took the scooter from him and said, quite harshly “This doesn’t belong to you.” And they guy got up and ran, yelling “You’re crazy lady!” As he seemed to disappear away from view. You walked up to the lady and she handed you your scooter “Here you go! Earlier I saw you riding it and then i saw that guy taking your bike, but I didn’t see him with you earlier. Then I saw you at the bench over there and you seemed to not know what’s going on so I got him for you!” She smiled this HUGE freaking beautiful smile, you smiled back “Thanks! You really didn’t need to though. I have more scooters at home if he took it anywho.” You shrugged and looked at your scooter “Well maybe we could go ride our scooters together sometime!” She says, then started to walk toward the bench you were previously sitting at “I’m Jade by the way!” She called before taking one of your pencils and writing down her chumhandle really quick before skipping off “Text me sometime (Y/N)!” “S-Sure?” You called back, a bit dumbstruck. Well guess you made a new friend… wait how did she know your name-
Dave Strider
You were in a shop that your friend dragged you to, and you hated this shop for more than one reson. It was a sex toy shop. You were so disturbed and desperate to get out and your friend wouldn’t let you stay in the car. So you were stuck. Suddenly you heard another distressed person in the aisle over, so when your friend wasn’t looking you peaked over, to see two boys with shades on, inside, odd. “Bro why am I here.” “So you don’t mess up my stuff at home.” The shorter of the two groaned again, as the taller one looked away you whispered “Hey!” At the shorter blonde, and he looked over at you “Wanna get out if here?” You whisper-shouted. He looked over at the taller one then back at you, and he bolted for you. The both of you left the store and walked to another nearby one, talking about yourselfs and stuff you both had in common. He was currently talking about his caretaker’s ‘Job’. “-and I kid you not he threw it right at me. (Y/N) stop laughing it’s not funny dude.” You couldn’t help yourself, suddenly you both got texts from the people who brought you into the store in the first place, you quickly traded chumhandles and went your separate ways.
Rose Lalonde
You were chilling on your roof, your house had woods behind it and a lot of people passed by or went into the woods, and your family didn’t mind at all. You were half asleep when you heard two people arguing “Dave just admit we’re lost.” “No no- I know where we are-” “David I’ve never even seen this house in my life what if we’re trespassing!?” You laugh to yourself a bit and sit up, looking over the roof to see two people who looked almost exactly alike. You called out to them and they both looked up at you, the girl spoke first “Hello, I apologize are we trespassing? We are kind of lost.” She smiled a bit, the one who she called 'Dave’ simply nodded. You hopped off the building(dont worry it’s not to high off the ground, about 6-7 feet off the ground) and made your way over to them, turns out they were simply hiking, so you vave both of them your chumhandle so you could guide them if they got lost on the way back. You took a look at the map they are reading from and show them where they are. Apparently their just on the other side of town and somehow walked all the way around through the woods. You said your Goodbyes, and trust me, that girl is not going to let it down that you helped and will 100% try to do something to thank you.
John Egbert
You were at the store, looking for a movie because your friend wanted to come over that evening and watch one with you. Somehow you wandered to a section full of weird looking movies and you let out a panicked/confused whine. Apparently someone heard you and walked over “Hi, uh, are you alright?” He asked nervously, obviously the boy didn’t have much social interaction so he was a bit nervous. “Yeah I’m fine… I’m just looking for a good movie for my friend-” you said smiling at him, he seemed to light up at this “I know some good movies! Follow me.” He said cheerfully as he dragged you around the store, and for a good while you talked about each other and some other things. When you finally had picked out a movie he offered you to come over to his house sometime and you two could watch a movie together. You thought this was a great idea and exchanged Chumhandles before you left the store.
Satan’s the Avatar of Wrath but he’s actually pretty level headed. Knowing that if he gets riled up things could go bad for , well, everyone. So he keeps his cool composure and rarely lets his temper slip. At least until you moved into the house of Lamentation. With your big doe eyes, plump lips, melanated skin and curvy body. Looking every bit of the angel he never was, then with a sweet attitude to match.
He fucking hatedyou.
Hated the way his brothers fawned over you. Hated the Diavolo and the angels admired you. Hated your inside jokes with Solomon. Hated the way you were just so fucking sweet and kind and ditzy , waltzing around in that skirt that had to be at least two fucking sizes too short. Hated the way he had to fuck his fist almost every night because no amount of demon pussy could satisfy his need for the soft dumb human sleeping two doors over.
It didn’t help that you’d developed some sick fucking obsession with him. Always asking about his day and what not. The fuck ? Who does that shit ? Then you’d cling to his arm, asking him questions about school work that even an idiotic human like you should comprehend. But you’re too busy being a fucking whore and trying to entrap him into a pact with your cute brown nipples that he can see through the thin white cami you decided to wear with no bra.
He wasn’t going to let you manipulate him. No ma’am. Lucifer and Diavolo tried to do that to much for his likening. He didn’t want anything to do with you and your pretty face and perfect body and dumb laugh.
So he was mean.
Bumping into you in the hallway. Letting doors slam in your face. Snapping at you whenever you asked a question. Glaring if you so much as breathed his way.
It worked a little too well. Because now you were going out of your way to avoid him. Flinching if someone even mentioned his name. Bright smile fading whenever he walked in the room. Not that he cared or anything. His sin is Wrath, of course a cute idiot like you would be afraid of him.
This was fine. His new normal. The two of you avoided eachother like the plague. Only being in the same room longer than 30 seconds on movie night. He took this time to steal little glances at you because you wear still dressing like a slut. Why would you wear skimpy PJs like that around him ? Did you want him to crush your cervix ? Fuck you so hard you feel it in your throat ? Spill his load into you over and over until you’re pregnant and swollen with his demon babies ? Shit- he got hard.
He was about to excuse himself to handle his little problem until movement caught his eye. It was fairly dark but his demon vision allowed him to make out Lucifer pulling you into his lap and whispering in your ear. It must’ve been pretty fucking because you were giggling like an idiot. Tits bouncing as your chest heaved and his brother drunk up the image. You see, there’s only one thing Satan hates more than you. Lucifer.
So with clenched teeth he stormed off to his room. Deciding how to punish the stupid little whore that’s been playing mind games with him.
Mammon bullying his cock into your cute little cunt after you made and lost a bet. Now he’s the Avatar of Greed so he takes bets very seriously. That’s why he’s holding both your arms behind your back while he fucks you over his pool table. “Stupid little human. Did you really think you could beat me? The great Mammon?” He punctuates each word with a sharp thrust, heavy balls slapping your clit each time. “M-mammon!” You wail, fingernails digging crescents in your palms as your grasp for anything. It wouldn’t have been possible to answer him even if you wanted to. His dick was curved just right that it brushed that sweet spongy spot deep inside your cunny. It sent tingles down your spine and had you rising to your tip toes. Mammon is a bit narcissistic and he doesn’t take too kindly to being ignored. So when you don’t answer properly he pulls out completely, leaving your poor pussy empty. Before you can protest, you’re flipped onto your back with your legs spread wide. The white haired demon glares down at you, eyes barely visible underneath his flows bangs. “I think i asked ya a question. Right ?” SMACK. The sound you mad when his heavy hand landed on your cunt was purely pornographic. “No ! Mam- please !” Another smack. And another. “You’re saying no , pretty girl , but I can see this slutty little hole fluttering.” Like clockwork, the following smack had you arching off the table and squeezing your legs around his slender waist. “Please. Please. M-mammon. Oh great mammon. I’m sorry. Fuck me. Please fuck me !” He couldn’t deny the way his cock twitched at the neediness in your voice. So like a gentleman he obliged and fucked you until you passed out. He may be the Avatar of Greed but it doesn’t hurt to give sometimes.
