#semishira
James: What’s strange about me being kind and wanting to help out my dear brother and his dear friend?
Albus:
Scorpius:
James: You don’t have to look at me like that, you know.
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Scorpius: As long as I’m here, we’re invincible!
Albus: Maybe you should stop freaking out before you declare stuff like that.
Scorpius: Rude! I am Malfoy the Unanxious right now!
Shirabu: Still, if I had to choose a teammate to be at the hardest volleyball game of our lives with, I’d choose you.
Semi: No offense, but I’d choose someone massive and really good at volleyball. Like Wakatoshi.
Shirabu: Oh, screw you, Semi-senpai.
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Suga: How to distract our first-year freak duo from difficult emotional issues: take them to a court.
Daichi: They experience emotions outside of volleyball?
Inarizaki at a practice match, before the twins dyed their hair:
Aran, gesturing at Atsumu: Okay, Atsumu, if you set to Gin next-
Atsumu: I’m Osamu! Honestly, Aran-kun, you call yourself our childhood friend?
Aran: No, I don’t. You two call me that. But anyway, if Atsumu sets to Gin, we’re both on the same side, and it’ll look like it’s going to me again.
Atsumu: I can do that. Only kidding by the way, I am Atsumu.
Aran:
Aran: Why do I associate with you two.
Hinata: We have to get along! If the four of us don’t figure out how to work together, the Vice Principal will throw us in detention for forever! Or worse, Daichi-san and Suga-san won’t let us play volleyball!
Tsukki, to Yamaguchi: He has got to sort out his priorities.
Coach Yamiji: Now, Bokuto, stand here and repeat this four times. I am a volleyball player, not a baboon brandishing a ball.
Bokuto, in emo mode: I am a volleyball player, not a baboon brandishing a ball.
Bokuto: *looking confused*
Bokuto: Aghaaaaaashi, what does brandish mean?
Yamaguchi: Why are Hinata and Kageyama sprinting to the gym?
Tsukishima: Because that’s what they do. When confused, race to the court. They’re volleyball idiots.
Karasuno first years, in their third year:
Tsukishima, exasperated: Hinata, how could I have suffered three years of being on the same team as you and still think short people can’t fight on the court?
Hinata:
Hinata, beaming: Tsukki, did you just give me a COMPLIMENT?!
Tsukki, walking away: No.
Hinata: You did! Tsukki! I knew you cared!
Tsukki: You are delusional.
Yaku, after yelling at Lev: Do you understand?
Lev: Yes.
Yaku: Yes, senpai.
Lev, confused: There’s no need to call me senpai just because I’m so much taller than you, Yaku-san.
Yaku:
Lev:
Kuroo: Well, that’s it then. Guess we need to find ourselves a new freakishly tall middle blocker. Because Yaku is going to murder him.
Kenma, sighing: Lev is an idiot.
Inarizaki second years after a loud Miya twin fight got them kicked out of the stadium:
Gin: If you make us go through this again, I swear, I will-
Atsumu, the captain: What, vice-captain? Bench us?
Osamu: Ban us from practice?
Gin: No. But I will call Kita-san.
Miyas:
Atsumu, nervously: You wouldn’t.
Gin: I would.
Kosaku: He would.
Suna, recording the whole thing: Ohhhhhhhhhh, you two are in deep shit.
Semi, after ranting about Shirabu: Well, I hate it! I hate him, but I don’t, and I hate that I don’t! I feel like I’m going insane!
Tendou: Ha! Conflicting feelings. I’ve been there. Don’t worry about it! You’re just as sane as I am.
Semi:
Semi: Great. Thanks.
Yamagata: Okay Tendou, I don’t think you understand just how absolutely NOT reassuring that was.
Tendou: You all just don’t appreciate my wisdom and insight! Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean everyone has.
Iwaizumi, done with Oikawa: Oh my God Oikawa! What is wrong with you? Is there anything but volleyballs bouncing in that empty head of yours???
Oikawa, winking suggestively: Well, Iwa-Chan, I could make your head just as empty as mine. Just tell me when and where.
Iwaizumi, watching Oikawa strut away: *iwaizumi.exe has stopped working*
Matsukawa, dying of laughter with Hanamaki: You know what, I agree with you about our dear captain on so many counts, but you can’t deny: he’s got style.
Shiratorizawa third years attempting to help Tendou flirt with Ushijima:
Reon: Well, we can start simple. Try telling him a joke? You’re good at that.
Semi: Pffft, Wakatoshi wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him, jump serving volleyballs at his face.
Tendou, sadly: Yeah. I’ve tried, believe me.
James: What’s strange about me being kind and wanting to help out my dear brother and his dear friend?
Albus:
Scorpius:
James: You don’t have to look at me like that, you know.
…
Scorpius: As long as I’m here, we’re invincible!
Albus: Maybe you should stop freaking out before you declare stuff like that.
Scorpius: Rude! I am Malfoy the Unanxious right now!
Shirabu: Still, if I had to choose a teammate to be at the hardest volleyball game of our lives with, I’d choose you.
Semi: No offense, but I’d choose someone massive and really good at volleyball. Like Wakatoshi.
Shirabu: Oh, screw you, Semi-senpai.
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Suga: How to distract our first-year freak duo from difficult emotional issues: take them to a court.
Daichi: They experience emotions outside of volleyball?
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