#sexy muscle

Incredibly handsome, sexy British bodybuilder and model Joe Ballinger. He’s competed in a variety of top-level amateur shows—appearing over the last few years alone in multiple categories and weight classes—and, not surprisingly, has done quite well. His body’s growing ever thicker, while his face, once a tad pretty for my complete liking, has become increasingly rugged and stunning with age and the addition of some excellent facial hair. He fills out his posers deliciously, as demonstrated to mouth-watering effect in that pic with the red suit, and is just a gorgeous specimen overall. If interested, it’s worth seeking out his instructional training videos on Instagram or FB, where his deep, accented voice utterly seduces, even if you don’t know the difference between a crunch or a squat.

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South African bodybuilder Chris Oelofse again. This is just a beautiful, beautiful man. Amazing body, stunning face, and a winning, uncommonly magnetic appeal. And many of the professional photos more than do their subject justice, perfectly marrying perspective and lighting design with Chris’s own innate understanding of how to hold and angle his entire body, from the head down, to heart-racing effect. Really terrific, deeply exciting stuff.

I suppose, if pressed, I could come up with a few quibbles about the gargantuan British sensation Josh Maley. But they would be exceedingly minor. Like, I’m not all about velvet and/or gem-encrusted posing suits, however flattering the cut might be to thighs, abs and glutes, if only because they’re ugly and, more essentially, they obscure the outline of penis and balls. And, the hair…I mean, in a way, I can’t even fault that. If Josh is leaning really, really hard into the whole Viking scenario, who can blame him? It’s a pretty lucrative niche these days, and if you have the body, face, and charisma of a Norse god, how else are you going to market yourself? As the next Big Ramy? Yeah, no. Speaking of big, and I mean huge, this guy’s an astounding 6’5”, weighs over 270# in fighting shape, wears an American size 14 shoe, and utterly dwarves his competitors on the contest stage. I just find him incredibly hot and sexy, and really appreciate that he comes across as humble and very industrious, which, all things considered, he doesn’t really have to be. He’s massive, clearly, but not freakishly so, and his posing is fluid, super flattering, and nicely sensual. Already, his striking looks and presence are pulling him away from the “sport” a bit, with acting and mainstream modeling jobs coming his way, but hopefully he won’t entirely hang up his (ideally less gaudy and plush) trunks anytime too soon.

This hugely muscled, lavishly bearded gentleman is Canada’s Bradley Austin (or Austyn, as it’s sometimes given.) He’s all over the web, with a particularly heavy presence on TickTok, where he performs half-goofy/half-sexy dance routines to very loud pop and rap music, as seems to be mandated for all users by that platform. He’s definitely worth checking out on Twitter, as its “community standards” are lax enough to make his whole situation, um, abundantly clear: It’s not just that incredible body or those remarkable blue-green eyes that stun. The man is hung like a bull and very, very open about the fact. Indeed, its on OF that he really gets to demonstrate the full range of his natural attributes and abilities. Yes, it’ll cost you the price of a subscription—and the hottest videos are mostly sold separately—but when he, either alone or with a partner of whatever gender, brings that massive penis to climax, it’s a truly awesome sight. Seriously. I could, without question, feed on just one of his epic loads and be full for the rest of the damn day. Grrr. The combination of that body with that dick and those creamy explosions of warm nut—fucking amazing. Just a super, super hot guy.

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(Some great stuff here if you’re at all into feet, ass, or bulge.)

Seems like I struck a chord with some of you when I posted those clips of Hadi Choopan posing in the gym. As such, here are a few more recent short videos of the handsome Persian Wolf, with attached screenshots so you know what you’ll be watching (and because they’re pretty hot.)

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Controversial IFBB pro Jon Andersen. Are his traps real? Who the hell knows. Is his body in any way symmetrical or aesthetically pleasing? Nope. Is there a reason he usually places at or near the bottom in pretty much every professional contest he’s entered? Surely. Yes.

And yet: He’s such a hot, huge, commanding muscle daddy type, none of that really matters. He’s just plain sexy, misshapen body and all. It starts with his face for me, which is like something straight out of a comic book. Plus, he fills out a pair of posers quite nicely, as the attached video makes plain.

For a real trip, check out his IG. Now more an “influencer” and purveyor of—sometimes highly unusual—training advice than an active competitor, his primary mode is shouty, in-your-face and at times barely sane. Along with the usual body parts, he offers advice on how to build “cock strength” and to increase sexual endurance, both topics his equally intense and colorful wife can riff upon for seemingly endless hours at a go. It’s totally too much, can be funny as shit and, yes, it’s rather a turn-on, in *very* limited doses.

Enormous Texan Thomas Pacanins recently won the overall at the 2021 Phil Heath Classic in Houston, a stunning victory for a relatively unknown competitor. At 5’11 and 240 lbs, this guy, though tremendously impressive now, still has plenty of room to put on additional mass, which could make him a real contender for a pro card. Along with his jaw-dropping arms, the most striking thing about him initially is just what a handsome figure—in a clean-cut, traditional vein—he cuts on both stage and in the gym. One Twitter commentator said it better than I ever could: “Dude’s a stone cold fox.” Someone to watch on the contest circuit as he continues to grow and fine-tune his physique, he’s inevitably going to turn up in photo spreads all over the internet and in magazines beginning, like, next week. And I’m personally very OK with that.

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Super hot French Canadian bodybuilder Alexandre Auger has a pretty avid IG following among muscle-obsessed gay men. And it’s not at all surprising. His body is stacked as shit, but also aesthetically pleasing and sexy, especially when outfitted for the competitive stage in the tiniest of posers—which he wears very well and proudly, let’s just say. It’s his face that distinguishes him from any similarly swole, packing rivals, however. Wholesome, uniquely Gallic, and appealingly youthful at some angles, at others it projects a quite intense, macho aspect that’s only amplified— most attractively—by those remarkable, piercing blue eyes. A really beautiful man, overall, one worth watching as, hopefully, his increasing success leads to new opportunities in front of the camera and on the screen.

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Michael Privius

Wish those were my hands