#shadowy figure

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wow i can’t believe they let professor venomous say that on live tv

01. Professor Venomous (original recipe)

the man, the myth, the one we (Boxman included) all fell for. points for being a good dad to at least one of his children and minus the rest for being the worst person ever. but at least he’s hot.

02. Ex-hero pre-Venomous post-Laser

longer hair, looser morals, frequently without shirts, a hint of desperation

03. Professor Venomous (older)

he’s got greying hair, a ponytail and a wedding ring what else do you want me to say

04. Laserblast (sans helmet)

chaotic neutral twunk energy. genius in some areas (very intelligent! expert fighter!) and himbo in others (no common sense!)

05. Shadowy Venomous

terrible.but hot in a crazy way!

06. Laserblast (with helmet)

a much nicer guy (seemingly…) but you can’t see his pretty eyes ):

07. Shadowy Figure

you never see his eyes either but he is 100% a big ol’ bitch

this is just my ranking, but PVs all essentially equal (except Shadowy, he’s bad.) all just the same disaster bisexual with low self-esteem and a pretty face. Mechasuit!Venomous, PV-with-Laserblast’s helmet and snakeman!Venomous are excluded on the grounds of being just the extra crispy and spicy flavors of the original (Mecha & PV with Lasers)  and being a visual gag (snake.)

So, on Instagram, thewafflemilk made a shadoworth week! here is day 1



I don’t want to post the day 2 ones cuz they ugly but maybe I’ll post the one for today!


if I had a nickel for every time I was fixated on a shadow-themed villain who started off as a hero, I’d have two nickels - which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that its happened twice

Venomous shadowy <3333

Venomous shadowy <3333


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