‘its not realistic for two characters to talk in the middle of a sword fight’ cool I wrote it anyways because it fucks severely
Hey, have you ever fenced before? No? Then shut the fuck up, you wouldn’t know! Ask a fencer!
I’m gonna write six more mid-spar arguments to personallly piss you and only you off
I’m imagining this conversation happening while they fight with swords
This fight would not be nearly as memorable (or sexy) if these two weren’t allowed to take a moment to compliment each other’s ability while performing complicated sword clashes.