Let’s be real, for as brutally as Ridley tore apart the entire Smash roster in his trailer, we all know the reason he didn’t touch Kirby was because he wasn’t about to let “Death By Marshmallow” be written on his tombstone the next day
The plot of Kirby Squeak Squad will never not be funny to me, but it becomes outright hilarious when you consider how this whole thing must’ve played out from Dedede’s perspective.
You seal away the Ruler of the Underworld inside a treasure chest to protect your kingdom. Just to be safe, you inform Meta Knight about this so someone capable can lend you a hand if needed. Probably best not to inform Kirby. That didn’t go well during the Nightmare incident.
But, then, suddenly, a band of notorious thieves steals the treasure chest. Before you can deal with that issue, Kirby appears out of nowhere to and beats the shit out of you. Why? Someone stole their cake and they assumed you did it with absolutely no evidence or prompting.
So, you go “fuck it”, literally throw Kirby at the thieves, and go back to bed. It’s Kirby’s problem now, they can deal with it. Fuck you for trying to be helpful, you guess.
You later hear that Meta Knight made things worse by trying to fight Kirby instead of stopping to explain what’s in the chest. Honestly, you aren’t even suprised anymore.
On stream today, I drew this. His name is Uncle Gary, and he has a bunch of lore behind him that’s just too much to cover all here, I need to write a goddamn essay on this
i am creation both haunted and holy / made in glory
ive been working on this piece of my eberron pc in one of my gf’s campaigns for a couple weeks and im finally calling it done so! here is wonder of the world, the gods’ favourite cat and cabraxis inacaryn’s biggest mistake
