#shitty b knight
It’s the middle of the night, and Bitty skillfully sneaks into Jack’s bed to cuddle up with his boyfriend.
Jack’s immediate reflex is to yell “Goddammit, Shitty!”
And the one time he does think it’s Bitty, Jack rolls over to spoon him, ONLY TO FIND IT’S SHITTY!
#brah you never hold me like this#dammit shitty#nonono don’t move away it was nice#go back to your own bed shitty
One thing I’ve picked up from my Dad’s long years of being called by only his surname derived nickname is that eventually people forget you have any other name. Especially if that’s how you’re introduced - and it’s usually the given name they lose first.
So imagine someone coming to the Haus or hockey practice or just some place where the team is gathered, long years in the future (or even Jack calling Bitty Eric because that’s his name and they are boyfriends after all) and asking after Eric and everyone going ‘Who?’. And Bitty puts his hand up and is like ‘That’s me?’
‘Your name is Eric?? Sincewhen???’
‘Since forever?’
“Yo brah, I think Jack is secretly dating dating some dude named Eric!”
“Hey Bits, do you know anyone named Eric?”
Okay but this really hit me.
This first panel from right at the beginning when he was just getting to know and meet everyone and now he has this big family he’s made here at Samwell!
