#showerthoughts
I asked this guy if he knew what Tom Houston’s was and he said “isn’t that the guy who wrote the series of unfortunate events”
When you’re walking towards someone in a hallways and u both step to go around each other in the same way then step the other way at the same time too and suddenly you’re playing basketball with each other
It’s… it’s a cashew
Me: *doesnt have anything due, nothing wrong, nothing coming up*
My brain: *sadness*
Patient: Doc am I going to be ok?
Me: depends
Patient: on what?
Me: if you live
Like be manga
(Read this backwards)
I literally read this as
me: okay sir yes sir
my cat: lamonade
If u had a room in ur house that u put mushrooms in it u could call it ur mush-room
Can’t say goopiness without saying goo penis
Why does YouTube keep your dislikes videos? Like? Am I gunna wanna go back and watch them again??
CloTheS arE huMan peEls the sAme aS bAnAna peAls aRe cLOthEs to bAnaNAs
What if when we’re awake we’re really dreaming and when we’re dreaming we’re really awake
Source(http://vm.tiktok.com/dD3DEx/)
2 completely different conversations, ending in the exact same way
Why is there a demon on the back of this truck
What if the reason we learn history is in the case that we are sent back in time we know what to do
How come Billy Eyelash did that thing where you speak into a fan in bad guy, and no one noticed
For there is no challenge I cannot run with fear from, faster, and farther than any other man
One time when I was a kid I shit in my underwear and I didn’t know what to do but I was at home so I just took off my underwear and placed it in the sink cause like that’s wear my mom was gunna wash it right and I left, and about 5 minutes later my sister screams from the bathroom “WHY IS THERE A SHIT IN THE SINK”
The lid of a jar sits there partially open… waiting… sitting… a man comes into the room confused, examines the jar. Then a women enters more confused then the man, she asks “what’s wrong”. He looks at her with desperation in his eyes as the jar sits there slightly open and the man replies… “it’s ajar”
Please don’t hit me up, just talk gently down to me thank you
