#shush winter

Sometimes I manage to convince myself that I have multiple hobbies. Then ao3 stops working and I’m faced with reality; Hobbies are my last resort. Fanfics are an obsession that got out of control.

I would like to cite 2012 Wattpad as the reason for my downfall.

Step 1: Get out tarot deck you’ve never used before.

Step 2: Ask if ghosts consume ✨spicy✨media

Step 3: Be unable to sleep until 8 A.M.

Step 4: Wonder if you’re being punished for asking about ghost porn