Blease I just Wana work on my prints and stuff for the store make my headache go away

yeah so im bored while im working on prints

kinda just have to set stuff up and leave it to print, not much to do in the mean time

so i watching TUA s3’s trailer so im going to do org13 opinions on clone fucking =)

Xemnas- pro clone fucking, thinks its just masturbation. frankly i think this is a dangerous opinion considering how many clones xehanort has. he doesnt consider ansem an extension of himself so hes exempt from this ruling. but for nothing else but scientific curiosity, xemnas would absolutly fuck a clone of himself.

Xigbar- pro clone fucking, has probably fucked a clone of himself already tbh. look me in the eyes and tell me xigbar does not fuck. yeah i didnt think you could either. i would not be surprised to learn he has done this in canon. hes the one whos going around asking the others what their clone fucking opinions are.

Xaldin- neutral. hes the one who gives the long winded answer going into ethics and such. he talks for an hour about how if his clone was game he might be tempted but ultimately concludes with a neutral statement that just leaves everyone going “so…would you fuck you clone or not?”

Vexen- pro clone fucking, makes everyone else uncomfortable about it. if you thought xaldins explanation was long get ready for a 4 hour powerpoint on the merits of clone sex, with many graphs. xemnas is pro clone fucking for science reasons. he is just “yeah sure why not” . vexen on the other hand is pro science for clone fucking reasons. Hes never given such an enthusiastic answer. Xigbar regrets asking him.

Lexaeus- unknown, please dont ask him. as soon as xigbar started asking this lexaeus left the room. hed already had enough of him for the day. creepy enough that several members can create clones of themselves already, Lexaeus didnt want to know what the others opinons on the matter was.

Zexion- anti clone fucking. pretty rich coming from a guy who fights almost exclusively with clones. refuses to elaborate further but balked when pressed, saying its weird, gross and so is xigbar for asking. quietly admitted that on reflection he may try it once.

Saix- anti clone fucking (but only of himself) - Disgusted by the idea of fucking a clone of himself but admits it might be useful to have another pair of competent hands around here. went suspiciously quiet when xigbar insinuated he would be happy to fuck clones of others coughaxelcough

Axel- pro clone fucking but has the good graces to be ashamed of it. wont admit it out loud, absolutely pretends to be anti clone fucking so he doesnt look like a lunatic in front of saix.

Demyx- pro clone fucking, has done it, proud of it and is happy to tell you about it. xigbar has mentally tucked that nugget of information away for later blackmail.

Luxord- anti clone fucking. he uses his time abilities too often and is worried he’ll wind up being his own grandfather or some shit. no problems with other people fucking him and/or his clone tho.

Marluxia- anti clone fucking. possibly the only sane person in the building, thinks its a dumb question because its just not possible. defiantly does a hair flick and says “cant improve on perfection.” or something.

Larxene- anti clone fucking because shes convinced her clone would try to kill her. more to the point she doesnt like to share.

Roxas- pro clone fucking but he doesnt really get the question. just thinks it means he’ll have more friends to eat icecream with.

Xion- anti clone fucking- understands the question, is asking for an adult to escort xigbar away from her. the only thing she and og org 13 saix agree on.

archaeo-geek:

duran301:

titkoks:

This is making me way to skip along to this song

Wait this is the Rasputin Bathrobe Cowboy

Klaus Hargreaves on his way to fuck his temporal clone

So I’m not the biggest fan of akuroku ( I prefer it platonic, akusai and familial akusairokushi) but I’m glad we as a community came together, saw another side another story and decided unanimously that roxas is a top, in this and many other things.

I absolutely CANNOT draw genitalia to save my life but I also like drawing vaugly nsfw art so to compensate I will now be draping silk over all my characters to artfully obfuscate my failings as an artist.

God I hate the sun

The light hurts, the warmth is too much I was clearly meant to live in a cool damp cave this is torture

Listen I know luxu is meant to be the sin of lust and yes he is meant to have canonical ancestors but how funny would it be for someone to flirt with him and he just crumbles like a sand castle. Never mind luxu being a virgin or something, homeboy hasn’t even been kissed before, HASNT EVEN HELD SOMEONES HAND IN A ROMANTIC FASHION

I love it

More luxu rambelings???

I just can’t bring myself to let luxu go from canon BC I just love him sm. I know people want him to just be bad, no redemption arc but my middle name is redemption au so obviously I’m doing one for kingdom hearts

lol i say i love him then proceed to torture him for several paragraphs

I’m in the “ people deserve to be able to redeem themselves ” and “ you are under no obligation to forgive someone for their actions” can and should coexist camp. ive applied this in this au to xemnas, ansem and even Young xehanort ( ill rambel about him later but tldr he doesnt go back to the past at the end of kh3 like hes meant to, a replica of him does purely because i wanted to keep him in the future but ill elaborate on the story reason for it later.)

Post kh4 luxu definitely falls closer to the “ no forgiveness” end of that scale. AU Xemnas worked hard and eventually endeared himself to people, even kairi who he kinda got killed. ok maybe hes not totally forgiven, maybe he never will be but he’s at least accepted by the majority. Ansem has his own little neich and a casual but friendly relationship with riku, provided he doesnt talk to much. YMX is acting like a kid, finally having the normal youth that was ripped away from him by MOM . Luxu on the other hand just sort of….gives up. He’s not su#idal or anything he just sort of stops caring. the norts try to bring him round, show him if they can do it he can too but… He’s broken beyond measure, he doesn’t have the strength of will to try any more and loses a sense of self/ego. If someone tells him to do something, he does it, if they tell him to go , he leaves without protest. im not even sure hed defend himself if attacked, he probably just stand there and take it or maybe try to run? after going through this nightmare existance for the last 250+ years , for him to be the only forteller left ,for all the misery he caused only for it to mean nothing in the end is soul crushing. needless to say his sense of self-worth is lower than dirt. Luxu really seems to believe he deserves this dogs abuse for what hes done.

I cant imagine how lonely he was before kh4 but now after its all over and hes burned every bridge hes ever walked, hes completly desolate and renounced by everyone. worst part is, its kinda his own fault.

i think he tries to go back to radiant garden, if for no other reason than getting yelled at by people you know is preferable to being compltly abandoned and outcast. he feels a little comfort from being in the castle but the radient garden gang are none to happy to see him. Ienzo is pleasant if short, surprised to see him . the others however are not, ranging from dismissive, rude and cold attitudes from even and Aeleus right up to outright hostile and violent from Dilan. Dilan is normally pretty calm all things considered but when he sees Luxu standing before Lord Ansem, asking for forgiveness and to stay with them for a little its fucking on sight . Aeleus escorts him out before Dilan can REALLY hurt him but not before reminding him he isnt welcome there anymore. He accuses him of just apologising to assuage his guilt and not because he’s actually sorry for all the shit he put them through, which isn’t untrue but he really is sorry if you would just hear him out for 5 seconds . Understandably Aeleus shuts the door in his face. He might want to apologise but they dont want to or arent ready to hear it and he knows trying to force that on them would do more damage than good .Luxu still hangs around castle town for a few days licking his wounds in both a literal and figurative sense before deciding that the others are right to be angry and gives up on them.

(just imagine that simpsons clip with bart and lisa “you can actually pinpoint the second his heart rips in half”)

whats even worse about all this is that i imagine post kh4, luxu has no keyblade. think about it, all the other fortellers have their own keyblades but luxu gets the master of masters old one. its already covered in scratches by the time he gets it so it cant be made from his heart like all other keyblades, it has to be MoM’s. and since MoM is gone now in this au, that means his keyblade is gone too. so lets sumarize. luxu has : no friends, no home, no keyblade and no purpose. i imagine he’s feeling pretty low

but because im horrible im going to make it worse.

You remember the subplot of maleficent looking for the book of proficies? well after all this she still hasnt found it but she does now know Xigbar is luxu and who luxu really is. So, understandably she decides to ask him a few friendly questions on the subject by which i mean string him up and slash him with vines until he tells her what she wants to hear.

Listen ive been talking consistantly about how broken and at a loss luxu is but if theres one thing to bring back his defiant streak its this bs from maleficent. homeboy has been holding his tongue for nearly 3 centuries, hes not going to break for a dramatic witch and her pet furry.

Frustrated with her lack of success maleficent takes him back to radient garden and threatens to chuck him off a cliff into an abyss or maybe the water treatment turbines. Luxu is still defiant, even weak and bleeding from her interrogation. He doesn’t want to die particularly, he’s never read the book of profocies but she doesn’t know that. if it means fucking with maleficent then he’s happy to go and nip her dumb plans in the bud.

now in my little headcanon its my oc shep whos looking out for him. she has a similar backstory, being burdened with a great task, much older than her physical appearance would suggest so she feels a little kinship with luxu, despite how he’s hurt her but for the sake of keeping this somewhat canon compliant so other people can enjoy it lets say dilan takes her place.

Sorry to the luxu stans out there I’m just whumping this man for his life.

Just when it seems like she’s about have Pete fling him over the edge something bonks Pete in the head and clatters to the floor. Luxu might be weak from injury or bloodloss but he’s not stupid, he might have to crawl but he’s getting away from these assholes, kicking Pete in the shins for good measure. Absolutely no prizes for guessing who it is that’s come to rescue him.

The radiant garden gang cannot stand maleficent. Ok they gave up their hearts but SHE was the one to drag radiant garden into the darkness, squatting in their home like a frog for 10 years. Dilan is still mad as hell but he’s also not just about to sit there and let that arrogant witch have her way. They can’t beat her, not even with the 5 of them but thankfully she’s not looking for a fight. She and Pete retreat for now, promising to come back for luxu and some answers. Even Even takes that shit personally and is ready to throw hands with her if she ever comes back. Luxu is just sort of sat in stunned silence even as he’s ushered into the castle to have his wounds treated.

Things are a little bit tense but they can’t exactly leave luxu to die from infection or exposure. Until someone makes a joke Like “ damn even didn’t know you had it in you” followed by some bravado from a usually fairly risk adversed Even, and a little alughter all round. Even Dilan has a small smile and for maybe just a moment everything feels normal again for luxu like maybe there’s a little hope after all.

There’s a quote I’m fond of that is “

You don’t need another Human Being to make your life complete, but let’s be honest. Having your wounds kissed by someone who doesn’t see them as disasters In your soul, but cracks to put their love into, Is the most calming thing In this World.” And damn if luxu doesnt appreciate having a little love poured into his cuts…even if it is followed by stinging antiseptic and some admonishing words.

on that topic i think i will call this the golden au after Kintsugi, the art of repairing broken things with gold. It’s not the same as before but the breaks are part of its beauty

I’m just in such a funk BC my art ambition far outstrips my actual skill and the only way to fix that is to keep practicing and I can’t right now BC I’m in pain and getting sick again so I’m just going to ramble on this blog and my main about my new kingdom hearts au for a bit to cheer myself up

they/them Kairi supremacy reblog if u agree

i wish the game misao didnt take the “uwu feel bad for kurata” angle. he r#ped someone and murdered/attempted to murder at least 2 people. hes bad no redemption for him

I’m screaming

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