#slow replies
Mon, 24 Apr 2017 23:12:10
- “Hi, I’m ______.”
- “Oh fuck! Are you okay?”
- “Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”
- “Need a ride?”
- “How are you?”
- “Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”
- “What’s your name?”
- “Thank you.”
- “You just saved my life!”
- “Move the fuck out of my way.”
- “Watch where you’re going!”
- “Asshole.”
- “Would you like anything?”
- “You’re gorgeous.”
- “Do I know you?”
- “Uh, that’s my spot.”
- “Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”
- “Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”
- “Here, take my seat. You look tired.”
- “Checking in?”
- “Can I sit here?”
- “May I buy you a drink?”
- “I can spot you, if you want.”
- “How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”
- “Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”
- “Hi, I’m your new roommate.”
- “I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”
- “You look cold, take my jacket.”
- “Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”
- “You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”
- “So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”
- “Bride or groom?”
- “Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”
- “Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”
- “[Sir/Ma'am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”
- “Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”
- “Hey, is he bothering you?”
- “Don’t give up your day job.”
- “…Dude, your fly’s down.”
- “I think you have the wrong number.”
- “I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”
- “[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”
- “Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”
- “YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”
- “SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”
- “Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”
- “Watch where you’re going!”
- “Is this seat taken?”
- “Here you dropped this.”
- “You remind me of someone.”
- “Will you be taking this?”
- “May I take your order?”
- “How are you?”
- “You look familiar, have we met before?”
- “Be careful next time.”
- “Hey, could you help me?”
- “Help me!”
- “I’m so sorry!”
- “Are you alright?!”
- “I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”
- “I think I may have seen you before…”
- “Hey! Watch it!”
- “Oh my god are you okay?”
- “Have we met…?”
- “Were you at that one party?”
- “Remember me?”
- “I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”
- “Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”
- “Hey, is that your dog?”
- “Service takes forever here.”
- “Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”
- “I wouldn’t sit there if I were you.”
- “This is gonna be a long plane ride.”
- “Can you turn that music down?”
- “People are trying to sleep!”
- “I’m your new neighbour.”
- “Is that who I think it is?”
- “Be quiet!”
- “Is that your son/daughter?”
- “I’ve read about you.“