#sorry ladies but they are like a club of stupid noblemen

Post oblivion crisis meeting of the guys

Andel Indarys: why are these meetings always so late I mean we are inside a dark castle anyway.

Janus Hassildor: Because I don’t have time for this stuff but you people force me to come anyway

Marius Caro: you mean because nobody shall find out that you are a vampire

Janus Hassildor: What-?! N..no!

Regulus Terentius: calm down, Janus. Everyone here knows that and to be honest- nobody cares.

Janus Hassildor:…

Andel Indarys: like Corvus being the grey fox for the last ten years

Corvus Umbranox: wha- how can you know that?

Andel Indarys: just figured

Corvus Umbranox:oh..

Marius Caro: Guys, what will we do about the real problem? We all have oblivion gate fragments in front of our cities, Kvatch is still not existent and there’s again no emperor.

Janus Hassildor: So we just do nothing?

Andel Indarys: great plan

Corvus Umbranox: I agree

Regulus Terentius: saves money

Marius Caro: well, see you next week then!