#tes 4 oblivion

Blivin

By woah10spac - 4/5/22

My absolutely beautiful Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion character. Yes I am only now playing Oblivion after being a die hard fan of Skyrim for years, but I am having the best time, and I love my beautiful son Blivin more than life itself.

He’s a thief with a big heart and a small brain which doesnt exactly make thieving easy lol

Post oblivion crisis meeting of the guys

Andel Indarys: why are these meetings always so late I mean we are inside a dark castle anyway.

Janus Hassildor: Because I don’t have time for this stuff but you people force me to come anyway

Marius Caro: you mean because nobody shall find out that you are a vampire

Janus Hassildor: What-?! N..no!

Regulus Terentius: calm down, Janus. Everyone here knows that and to be honest- nobody cares.

Janus Hassildor:…

Andel Indarys: like Corvus being the grey fox for the last ten years

Corvus Umbranox: wha- how can you know that?

Andel Indarys: just figured

Corvus Umbranox:oh..

Marius Caro: Guys, what will we do about the real problem? We all have oblivion gate fragments in front of our cities, Kvatch is still not existent and there’s again no emperor.

Janus Hassildor: So we just do nothing?

Andel Indarys: great plan

Corvus Umbranox: I agree

Regulus Terentius: saves money

Marius Caro: well, see you next week then!

Since today is oblivions 15th birthday, I uploaded a martin cosplay test on my instagram. So if you’re interested head over to timey_wimey_cosplay and have a look ^_^

*HoK dies*

Martin from Aetherius: welcome my friend!

Lucien from the void: no chance dragon boy, they’re coming with me.

Martin: excuse you?? Who would want to go to your cold dark hell hole??

Lucien: did you just call the unholy void a “hell hole”?

Martin: what if I did?

Lucien: well I tell you something: Akatosh sucks!

Martin: YOU DIDN’T!

HoK: ..boys? Please-

HoK: Martin I have a question-

Martin, clearly tired and stressed out: No I don’t know more about Oblivion gates, I’ve told you everything I know about daedric magic several times and how should I hear any rumors in this temple!?

Hok: *whispering* is Akatosh really a dragon?

Martin:..what?

Martin: I love you, my friends. You are the best thing that’s happened to me.

HoK: We are the best thing that ever happened to you???

Martin:yes!

Baurus: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Lucien: Don’t worry, you’ve got everything you need to defeat the traitor

HoK: the power of believe in myself and the blessing of our night mother?

Lucien: No, a knife

Lucien: stab them.

Martin: it’s nice to be.. wanted you know?

HoK, whispering: not by the law

Martin: what was that?

HoK:NOTHING

Lucien: WHY? Why did you give little Teinaava a knife??

Vicente: I’m sorry, he said he felt unsafe

Lucien: Well now everyone else including me feels unsafe. He doesn’t know how to use it just now!

Vicente:sorry.

Vicente:… would you like a knife?

HoK: are we flirting right now?

Lucien: I’M LITERALLY STABBING YOU

HoK: answer the question!

Hok: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Martin: Killed without hesitation…

HoK: Martin no-

Jauffre: Ok you’re grounded to that room

Martin: what about the Mysterium Xarxes?

Jauffre: well okay you can still do that in the great hall. No other books!

Martin: don’t have time anyway

Jauffre: then no talking to the blades

Martin: but I need to speak to Baurus about guarding me

Jauffre: alright, no HoK.

Martin: NO HOK?!

Jauffre: No HoK!

Vicente: *sharpens knive* we have ways to make people talk.

Vicente: *cuts piece of cake*

Stranger: … can I have some?

Vicente: cake is for speakers!

Lucien: *walks by, taking whole cake, leaves*

Vicente: NO I DIDN’T MEAN-

Hok: so what are we doing?

Jauffre: losing the empire

Baurus: failing the royal family

Martin: great despair over a daedric book

Hok: I MEANT FOR LUNCH!

Hoks fav count

Count Umbranox: well, the Hero of Kvatch and I are good friends and I’m their favourite count in Cyrodiil.

Count Hassildor: Corvus, Corvus, you’ve been gone for 10 years and I don’t think your “friendship” with the HoK is as strong as mine. They helped me with several things already.

Count Indarys: Well gentlemen, they assisted my son earlier in the crisis with an oblivion gate and that only shows that we are their favourite noble family with makes me their favourite count.

Countess Carvain: Boys, the HoK fought a whole battle before the gates of my city so please, get in line.

Hok: so we believe Dagon will open a great gate at Bruma to destr-

Count Indarys: why Bruma?

Hok: … uhm I don’t think there is a reason why-

Count Hassildor: Does this imply that our citys aren’t good enough for Dagon to open up a “great” gate?

Hok: It doesn’t matter where the gate is located!

Countess Umbranox: Well Anvil is a great city and I think it should be there.

Hok: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

Hok: can I help you with the translation?

Martin: You can try if you want, have a seat.

Hok, looking into the book: I could also stab something for you.

Hok: uhm… speaker, Sir, I accidentally broke a tenet

Lucien: *sigh* which one?

Hok: …all of them?

Lucien: AlL Of ThEM?!?!

If Janus Hassildor, Count of Skingrad, had the divine power of Akatosh from the Amulet of Kings (as shown by our boy Martin Septim) the Oblivion crisis would have ended after three days.

And that’s a fact.

You know when you making cake and you lick the spoon in the end or just eat the rest out of the bowl?

That’s happening when the dark brotherhood is making something more fancy for dinner (like when they have a party or so)

Telaendril: I brought the deer, guys!

Antoinetta: Oh great! Now we can start making that nice roast. Is it still in one piece?

Telaendril: of course. Like always

Antoinetta: *yelling* VICENTE?? Do you want to drink out the deer?

Oblivion NPCs I absolutely don’t like:

Glarthir

The adoring fan

The whole Indarys family

Arquen and Mathieu Bellamont

Hieronymus Lex

(Probably a lot more but they were the first who came to mind)