#janus hassildor
Post oblivion crisis meeting of the guys
Andel Indarys: why are these meetings always so late I mean we are inside a dark castle anyway.
Janus Hassildor: Because I don’t have time for this stuff but you people force me to come anyway
Marius Caro: you mean because nobody shall find out that you are a vampire
Janus Hassildor: What-?! N..no!
Regulus Terentius: calm down, Janus. Everyone here knows that and to be honest- nobody cares.
Janus Hassildor:…
Andel Indarys: like Corvus being the grey fox for the last ten years
Corvus Umbranox: wha- how can you know that?
Andel Indarys: just figured
Corvus Umbranox:oh..
Marius Caro: Guys, what will we do about the real problem? We all have oblivion gate fragments in front of our cities, Kvatch is still not existent and there’s again no emperor.
Janus Hassildor: So we just do nothing?
Andel Indarys: great plan
Corvus Umbranox: I agree
Regulus Terentius: saves money
Marius Caro: well, see you next week then!
Hoks fav count
Count Umbranox: well, the Hero of Kvatch and I are good friends and I’m their favourite count in Cyrodiil.
Count Hassildor: Corvus, Corvus, you’ve been gone for 10 years and I don’t think your “friendship” with the HoK is as strong as mine. They helped me with several things already.
Count Indarys: Well gentlemen, they assisted my son earlier in the crisis with an oblivion gate and that only shows that we are their favourite noble family with makes me their favourite count.
Countess Carvain: Boys, the HoK fought a whole battle before the gates of my city so please, get in line.
Hok: so we believe Dagon will open a great gate at Bruma to destr-
Count Indarys: why Bruma?
Hok: … uhm I don’t think there is a reason why-
Count Hassildor: Does this imply that our citys aren’t good enough for Dagon to open up a “great” gate?
Hok: It doesn’t matter where the gate is located!
Countess Umbranox: Well Anvil is a great city and I think it should be there.
Hok: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Eso companions I wanna see in the Future
- M'aiq the liar
- Cadwell
- A random priest called Martin or something similar with M
- Pelinal Whitestrake’s ghost
- A snob vampire (bonus points if they are ancestors of Vicente Valtieri
- One guy voiced by Wes Johnson
- A khajiit or agonian with a funny name
- A retired city guard from Kvatch (bonus points if they are ancestors of Savlian Matius)
- A reachman who speaks to Hircine (Braveheart, stephen the irish guy easter egg)
I know it’s canon that he isn’t a vampire for that long but young Janus Hassildor as a companion would be the funniest shit ever.
If Janus Hassildor, Count of Skingrad, had the divine power of Akatosh from the Amulet of Kings (as shown by our boy Martin Septim) the Oblivion crisis would have ended after three days.
And that’s a fact.
