#sounds legit

malpractice-curtains:

i now firmly believe that the uk getting points is a plot to avenge brexit through economic collapse by having to finance eurovision. all of europe banded together against them. it’s the only possible explanation

somenerdthing:

valdomarx:

Geralt: >:|

Geralt: i do not like this annoying bard

Also Geralt: I simply prefer to ride my horse so slowly that a human can keep up with me on foot. I did not want that tankard of beer he took anyway. I will wear these ridiculous clothes the bard chose because I don’t want to make a fuss. I will let the bard push me around and carry the bard’s coat because someone has to do it. I will-

Geralt: …

Geralt: I do not like this bard

hexcore-juggler:

Microsoft really out here trying to stifle my creativity