#source how the grinch stole christmas
Alfie: Any calls? *turns his phone on*
Phone: You have no messages.
Alfie: Odd. Better check the outgoing. *presses another button*
Phone Message *Alfie’s voice*: If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! …If you’d like to fax me, press the star key. *phone beeps*
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