#source monk

Cody: If Maxx and I were drowning, who would you save?

Dan: I don’t know, both of you

Cody: No, if you could only save one of us

Dan: Well, I would probably save Maxx, because he can’t swim, and I happen to know you’re an excellent swimmer

Cody: What if I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?

Dan: Well, why don’t you just let go of the anchor?

Cody: It’s a family heirloom

Dan: I’m leaving