#source schitts creek
Joseph: Do you guys wanna see a card trick?
Suzie: Oh, I do.
Joseph: Okay, first thing I need is a deck of cards.
hope: i’m only doing this because you called me rude, and i take that as a compliment.
Cinder: I’m just telling you right now because I know none of you can keep a secret.
Iko: Oh! At 9 a.m. a bit early for character assassination!
Cinder: Thorne, your inability to retain information that doesn’t directly pertain to you may actually require medical attention.
Saeko: You can trust me.
Tanaka: Okay, can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something…
Saeko: Ugh! This is about those stupid Tamagotchis?
Tanaka: Actually it is!
Saeko: You left me with six of them. Taking care of that many is like a full time job.
Tanaka: I left you with six adult Tamagotchis in perfect health, and by the time I came home, they were all dead. You have to like, actively murder them in order for that to happen.
Bethany: I can’t seem to do anything right now.
Hawke:Mhmm. I never thought I’d have to say this, but there is only space in this family for one unstable sibling and I have held that title for a very long time, so you are going to have to get it together.
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Liadrin: You can trust me.
Valeera: Okay can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something…
Liadrin: Ugh! Is this about those stupid tamagotchis?
Valeera: Actually it is!
Liadrin: You left me with six of them, Valeera! Taking care of that many is like a full time job!
Valeera: I left you with six adult Tamogotchis in perfect health, and by the time you swapped back to me, they were all dead. You have to like, actively murder them for that to happen.
