#valeera sanguinar
Valeera Sanguinar
[Artist: 13Spooky ]
Liadrin: You can trust me.
Valeera: Okay can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something…
Liadrin: Ugh! Is this about those stupid tamagotchis?
Valeera: Actually it is!
Liadrin: You left me with six of them, Valeera! Taking care of that many is like a full time job!
Valeera: I left you with six adult Tamogotchis in perfect health, and by the time you swapped back to me, they were all dead. You have to like, actively murder them for that to happen.
Liadrin: Why are you wearing thighboots into battle?
Valeera: What else would I wear?
Liadrin: Sabatons, maybe?
Valeera: Sabatons are for straight people who play couples’ tennis and get divorced.
Valeera: I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy.
Liadrin: Of course Valeera’s dumb. She’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in her body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science!
Liadrin: I need to talk to you.
Valeera: Okay, but in my defence, Thalyssra bet me 50 copper that I couldn’t drink all the shampoo.
Liadrin: That’s not- YOU DRANK SHAMPOO FOR 50 COPPER?!
Valeera: Do you think I could’ve gotten more?
Valeera: Good night. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Tonight. Imma fight. Til we see the sunlight. Tik tok, on the clock, but the party don’t stop-
Liadrin: I am begging you to please let me sleep.
Valeera: Some people call me the space cowboy.
Valeera: Some people call me the gangster of love.
Barista: I’m just going to write “Lythaesra”.
Valeera: One time Liadrin took me to a human restaurant and the waiter asked what my name was, and I said “Valeera, but you can call me Captain Ravioli” and Liadrin looked at me and went “What the fuck was that? Don’t do that” and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.