Checkmate, Detective

Ra’s al Ghul: [after another confrontation with Batman] Very well, Detective. I’m sure we’ll face each other again. [turns around to leave]

Batman: You can’t be finished with me.

Ra’s al Ghul: Oh, but I am. It’s been most satisfactory.

Batman: What’s so satisfactory?

Ra’s al Ghul: Winning is. I did just win. Surely you noticed.

Batman: You have not won. I’ll never join you, I’ll never take a live, I’ll never be like you.

Ra’s al Ghul: I found out the way your mind works and the kind of man you are. I know your plans and expectations - you’ve burbled every bit of strategy you’ve got. I know exactly what you will do, and exactly what you won’t, and I’ve told you exactly nothing. To these aged eyes, boy, that’s what winning looks like!

Happydeathday birthday to you

Alfred: Whatever are you giving me?

Leslie: You’re such a child. You always ask.

Alfred: “To Alfred.” Heavy. It’s my tombstone! Doctor Thompkins, you spoil me.

Leslie: I never could deny you anything.

Thomas: (whispers) I don’t know if they’re flirting or they hate each other.

Martha:Both.

Thomas: Yeah, that makes sense.

Christmas at Wayne Manor

Jason: Well, what shall we hang… the holly, or each other?