#sparky

PRINTS!!!

You guys know you want some. 

I’m trying to raise money to help cover medical expenses for Sparky, the wondermutt, who has a gnarly spinal problem (calcification on his vertebrae) which is causing muscle tremors/spasms and nerve damage, which makes it so he can’t walk or get on the couch or hump his stuffed dog and all of the other things he likes to do. His ongoing visits to the vet for X-Rays and painkillers and muscle relaxers (and extra dog food because he apparently gets the munchies when he’s stoned) are really expensive and overwhelming, however as he is my bestest best friend I want him to be as happy as he can possibly be. I love him. And I hate seeing him in pain. It’s sad business.

So I figured, in lieu of just saying PLEASE GIVE ME MONEYS I AM A SAD LADY WITH A CUTE DOGGY (the cutest one ever, btw), that I would make this more fun for everyone - depending on how much you choose to donate (even a tiny bit will get you something), you can choose between the following goodies:

• $15 will get you a signed* and matted print of your choice - you can pick anything you could possibly want from my blog, portfolio site, or any of my other work that’s scattered across the internet. The print is a 4x6 and high quality lustre and the mats are really nice, and they have a sweet backing on them that I made myself out of reclaimed… um… cardboard stuff. You can frame them, or just stick them on the wall as is! 
• $25 will get you a slightly fancier (BUT THEY ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL) framed print, also signed. The frame is black and not scuffed up at all - I hate scuffed up frames so I check each frame I purchase neurotically - and it’s ready to prop up on your desk or hang on your wall. I sign all these ones too!*
• $50 or more will get you a super special, one of a kind matted and signed* polaroid of your choice from my adventures with pretty naked ladies. I’ve got polaroids from Ultimate Surrender (pictured above), polaroids of Alabama Deer, polaroids of Audrey Rose, and a whole bunch of other ones, many of which you can find scans of on my blog and in this gallery on my website! The mats are high quality and are ready to stick in a frame or up on your wall, plus you have the satisfaction of knowing that you are the only person ever to get this special awesome polaroid and NOBODY ELSE GETS IT.

So here’s how this is gonna work! You can hit the donate button here on my blog (or follow this link to the donation page), and then shoot me a message via Tumblr or at [email protected] with your name, address, how much you donated and what you would like! I will publicly shower you with praise and brag to everyone about how awesome you are, and shortly you will receive a special sexy print in the mail!

I really appreciate all of the ongoing support I have gotten from you guys as my work has evolved, and can’t wait to keep providing you with more awesome photoshoots to perv on! I really like the idea of people being able to enjoy my prints in the flesh, rather than through the computer screen. Thanks in advance for being understanding in regards to my shameless pleas for fundage!

XOXO

*I sign all of my mats in pencil, just in case you want to erase it - to each their own and all that!

It takes so little to get SGA fans, especially of the Sparky variety, to start whaling on Mallozzi and the rest of the clowns running that franchise. I just want you all to know that I love you, and you’ve never done anything wrong, ever, in your lives.

ALT

A dog! On Wallace’s Tumblr?! Unacceptable!