#srupaul’s drag race

Hufflepuff:I’m sensitive. I’m a big, old baby, bitch. If you say the wrong thing, I’ll go tell Gryffindor to yell at you.

Slytherin:Here’s a little sticker.

Hufflepuff: Oh great, thank you!

Slytherin:And they’re scented, too!

Hufflepuff:*smells the sticker* Oh- I… I…

Slytherin:They smell like a sticker.