Theorists: Ok listen here is an Essay that will explain what I believe will happen in great detail and also here is a breakdown of the complex symbolism
The information collector: Alrighty you wonder where you have seen that lamp before, well here is a folder with screenshots and detailed descriptions of how and where that Lamp was used in star trek before
The Con goer: Alrighty This actor said something about an upcoming episode and y'all need to know
The Fan Fic Author: We’ve been here for over 50 years, and we are only getting stronger
The Artist: Will I spend my precious free time to draw, my favorite Star Trek characters and ships? Of course, I will
The Scientist: Let me tell you how this technology could theoretically work IRL also did you know that the Cellphone is inspired by the TOS communicator?
The mapmaker: Here is a detailed map of a spaceship or set that I made by watching specific scenes one million times to figure out the size of everything
The memer: Isn’t it funny how the first episode of TNG introduced an alien that is LGBT+ that literally has Q as a name?
The Screamer: ashdsfhdsjkfhdlghlk this character is my world
The Shipper: shfdghakjfgsahjfgaksdgfjgf this ship is my world
The LGBT+ fan: Since watching Star Trek Ive been questioning my sexuality more than ever before
The Cosplayer: I need more uniforms *unholy noises*
The Librarian: If you are wondering what classical work of literature this character is reading, I can tell you
The Music Nerd: This piece of classical music was played during this scene also, I have a vinyl collection of the various Star Trek soundtracks
The veteran fan: I’ve been here since Pike captained the ship gather close as I tell you the story of how it was written…
The new fan: OMG I did not know how cool star trek is assddfadgfdgdfhfgh
The BTS expert: Let me tell you what funny or horrible thing happened during the filming of this scene
The Simp: *Cries in simp*
The One show lover: This is my favourite show you all can keep the rest but you all know deeep down that mine is the best one
The “I love all Star Trek” fan: Did I just watch 3 shows in 4 weeks? Yes, Yes I did and I have no regrets
The fan that watched the Kelvin movies first: I did not know there was more… but I am glad there is because I NEEEEEED more #pikedeservedmore
Bonus:
The Complainer: I don’t care what NuTek does, it sucks and everyone who likes it is an immature child that does not understand the quality that Old Trek has, I mean do you all really think this bald man could ever replace Captain Kirk?
Love this! If I had to pick 1 or 2, I would say that I’m the “BTS expert” and the “I love all Star Trek” fan.
