I wish we had gotten more of Martok and Julian’s friendship. Both bc I like their dynamic and also bc I’m losing it at the idea of someone asking this little twink ass nerd who still has his childhood teddy bear how he knows the Chancellor of the Klingon Empire and him saying “Oh, we were in prison together :)”
“we broke out of the a POW camp where I was regularly put in solitary for starting shit”
Some Klingon at a feast or whatever: Chancellor Martok, tell us the story of your escape from the Dominion prison camp again
Martok: Oh, the Dominion tried to break me. They took my freedom and confined me in a small place. They forced me to fight their strongest warriors. They locked me in with an annoying twink to break my spirit,
Some words of wisdom from Kira Nerys served straight to your dash - you are welcome.
[Image Description: a screen cap from Star Trek Deep Space Nine of Kira Nerys standing in front of some plants and bushes. She is wearing a green and red short sleeved top. The subtitles read “It’s me. The stones are straight. Im the one who’s gay”. The word “gay” is edited in and is blocking the original word. End ID.]
sisko: no, don’t worry guys, i don’t need grief counseling. i went on a soul journey to explain linear time to aliens i met in wormhole and now I Am Fine :))
Theorists: Ok listen here is an Essay that will explain what I believe will happen in great detail and also here is a breakdown of the complex symbolism
The information collector: Alrighty you wonder where you have seen that lamp before, well here is a folder with screenshots and detailed descriptions of how and where that Lamp was used in star trek before
The Con goer: Alrighty This actor said something about an upcoming episode and y'all need to know
The Fan Fic Author: We’ve been here for over 50 years, and we are only getting stronger
The Artist: Will I spend my precious free time to draw, my favorite Star Trek characters and ships? Of course, I will
The Scientist: Let me tell you how this technology could theoretically work IRL also did you know that the Cellphone is inspired by the TOS communicator?
The mapmaker: Here is a detailed map of a spaceship or set that I made by watching specific scenes one million times to figure out the size of everything
The memer: Isn’t it funny how the first episode of TNG introduced an alien that is LGBT+ that literally has Q as a name?
The Screamer: ashdsfhdsjkfhdlghlk this character is my world
The Shipper: shfdghakjfgsahjfgaksdgfjgf this ship is my world
The LGBT+ fan: Since watching Star Trek Ive been questioning my sexuality more than ever before
The Cosplayer: I need more uniforms *unholy noises*
The Librarian: If you are wondering what classical work of literature this character is reading, I can tell you
The Music Nerd: This piece of classical music was played during this scene also, I have a vinyl collection of the various Star Trek soundtracks
The veteran fan: I’ve been here since Pike captained the ship gather close as I tell you the story of how it was written…
The new fan: OMG I did not know how cool star trek is assddfadgfdgdfhfgh
The BTS expert: Let me tell you what funny or horrible thing happened during the filming of this scene
The Simp: *Cries in simp*
The One show lover: This is my favourite show you all can keep the rest but you all know deeep down that mine is the best one
The “I love all Star Trek” fan: Did I just watch 3 shows in 4 weeks? Yes, Yes I did and I have no regrets
The fan that watched the Kelvin movies first: I did not know there was more… but I am glad there is because I NEEEEEED more #pikedeservedmore
Bonus:
The Complainer: I don’t care what NuTek does, it sucks and everyone who likes it is an immature child that does not understand the quality that Old Trek has, I mean do you all really think this bald man could ever replace Captain Kirk?
Love this! If I had to pick 1 or 2, I would say that I’m the “BTS expert” and the “I love all Star Trek” fan.
