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50 things to do with Neil Josten before we die, probably soon because of the Japanese mafia.

By Andrew Minyard.

1. Learn a new language together
2. Run a marathon
3. Buy 10 scoops of ice cream
4. Grew fruits together
5. Buy matching Keychains
6. Cook q meal together
7. Buy an apartment
8. Watch the sunset
9. Picnic date
10. Go to a mitski concert
11. Spit on Nathan’s grave
12. Learn pottery
13. Have a campfire in winter
14. Win gold
15. Ice skating
16. Buy a lot of chips and eat them
17. Buy a house
18. Make homemade bread
19. Teach Neil how to swim*
20. Stop askin yes or no.
21. Get matching piercings
22. Say ‘I like you’
23. Go to a double date with Dan and Matt
24. Ride a horse
25. Go to the hot springs
26. Buy a custom painting
27. Tie dye
28. Get a cat, or two.
29. Learn to skate
30. Go to a horror movie
31. Dance in the rain
32. Kiss in the rain
33. Build a snow man
34. Go skiing
35. Slow dance
36. Teach Neil to use a knife
37. Make q birthday cake together
38. Baking
39. Get a tattoo
40. Go to a spa
41. Eat spicy food
42. Cuddle
43. Let Neil drive
44. Do a Marvel marathon
45. Sing karaoke
46. Go paintball
47. Go to a forest, camp and scream.
48. Meet Stuart
49. Get Wymack’s blessings
50. Buy a ring.

*I think Neil knew how to swim in the past but after his mom died he was scared of the water

*sitting on the bathroom floor at 4am with ‘no body, no crime’ by Taylor swift playing in the background*

Renne: did you get the roots from behind?

Andrew: yes I did

Renne: are you sure you got all of them?

Andrew:yes.

Renne: super sure?

Andrew: I’m gonna stab you with this hairdye applicator.

Renne:okay

Renne: so you did get them all?