#star wars cake
Anakin smiling over his work. He’s very proud.
The bigger picture:
More bodies on the inside layer. There are youngling bodies in every bite!
Conversations I had with my sister while making this cake:
*As my sister is cutting up the sour patch kid bodies:*
Me: Technically, Anakin didn’t kill these younglings, we did.
My sister: We’re going to frame him.
Me: AU Where Anakin doesn’t kill the younglings, he’s framed and Obi-Wan believes it and still sets him on fire.
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My sister as she’s cutting the sour patch kid bodies: I really love the diagonal cut ones. It just makes it seem so much more violent.
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My sister as we’re putting the bodies on the cake: “We gotta keep the bodies together, otherwise it doesn’t look enough like a crime scene and looks more like Anakin is just really obsessed with candy.”
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My other sister when she comes home and sees what we’ve done: Why is it chocolate?
Me: Because I couldn’t find the dye. Otherwise it would’ve been a vanilla cake and I would’ve dyed it red. Like blood.
Cake helping-sister: But there is no blood, they’re cauterized.
Me: It’s symbolic.
Cake helping sister: Cauterization is not symbolic.
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*as we’re putting lego Anakin on the cake*
My sister: How could you do it Anakin??? Why did you do it???? (in her best Anakin imitation voice) no, I was framed!!! (normal voice) Shut up Anakin, you’re standing in the evidence!!!!