#starter sentences

>>Desbug: Pokemon Sword in a Nutshell sentence starters

• “Oh geez, what is my name?”
  
• “Wait a minute, wait a minute! You’re not a professor…”
  
• “This is not how pokemon is supposed to start.”
• “Here’s a freaking ________, impressive, isn’t it?”
  
• “What was that? What, did you kill a bug just now or something.”
  
• “Do they have bugs here?”
  
• “You never lose? Oh, so humble.”
  
• “I’m making mac and cheese… And NOBODY can stop me.”
  
• “I’m just watching some YouTube. Oh, I was watching that battle from before.”
  
• “I wonder if I subscribed to _________.”
  
• “Put in a T-posing Charizard.”
  
• “Imagine if you had to wait for a loading screen every time you left your house.”
  
• “Did you just call me weak? I will actually ANNIHILATE you.”
  
• “You’re telling me this grown man can’t find a house? His own house, I assume, at one point?”
  
• “I don’t know what’s going on. Just like everything else in my life.”
  
• “I’m sorry, where did the butt-rock come from? I wasn’t prepared for this.”
  
• “Look at that huge crowd of at least 10 people.”
  
• “Uhh… What’s a dragon gonna show a BUNNY?”
  
• “Get your weird water lizard outta my face!”
  
• “You best remember that and not challenge me 8 more times along this journey we are about to embark on.”
  
• “Calm down there, sugarplum.”
  
• “And they vanished without a trace leaving me all– Oh! He’s right over there.”
• “I was… But apparently, you can tell with your eyes that are definitely in the back of your skull!”
  
• “At least take me out to dinner before you get your fog all over me, okay?”
  
• “Oh my god, it ate a nut at me!”
  
• “It made a sheep noise at me, whatever will I do?”
  
• “You have no right to be that cute, what the hell?”
  
• “Oh yeah, it’s the big bracelet.”
  
• “Because if you aren’t making your pokemon big are you even doing it right?”
  
• “At least I made it all of five feet before he stopped to talk to me.”
  
• “Oof! He do a roar!”
  
• “Whoa! That is some intense rain, out of literally nowhere, considering 4 feet that way it wasn’t raining!”
  
• “The list of things I’ve seen now contains everything!”

>>Ruby Gloom Starter Sentences pt. 1

• “I hate the rain… Bad things happen to me when it rains.”
• “Look at the bright side, _________! Bad things happen to you when it doesn’t rain!”
• “_______ won’t be with us anymore? I didn’t even know he/she/they were sick!”
• “_______, are you avoiding me?”
• “Well, I was planning a surprise party, and everyone was acting weird.”
• “Now, what excuse… I mean, legitimate reason, is there for a party today?”
• “Oh, you’re right, there are spies within the gates! Better hide this.”
• “I guess that would be better than getting the plague.”
• “The last time I was surprised, that pack of wolves was ruthless.”
• “Hurry! We haven’t eaten in… 20 minutes!”
• “B minor… Huh, neat!”
• “Restrained but delightful, I’m sure.”
• “Thanks, _________, you get taller?”
• “Do you really talk to yourself in the bathtub?”
• “Wow! Would you look at the time, it’s… Gone…”

>>Final Fantasy XV Episode Ardyn Starter Sentences Part 1

• “Home sweet home at last.”
• “So this is the city _______ built. Built on the back of his/her/their own flesh and blood.”
• “What need is there to worry when brick and mortar blinds them to the suffering outside?”
• “Why venture out into the world, when you feel so safe within?”
• “This is the statue of ________? I see the sculptor took a few liberties.”
• “Now… LET THE FIREWORKS BEGIN!”
• “Oh, cursed be the wavering whims of the gods.”
• “Oh, ______, you can’t expect me to believe that.”
• “Oh, but I do, you have my word!”
• “You look exhausted, my love… Are you alright?”
• “The gods blessed me with a power and a purpose.”
• “I must see their will be done.”
• “The gods will doubtless be watching over you. Just as I shall be watching over you, every step of the way.”
• “It seems the cure for your exhaustion is two things: one of which is rest.”
• “Oh, ________, pray be with me… Always.”
• “He’s/She’s/Their alive! Just as the ancient texts told.”
• “For what sins must I atone!?”
• “These memories are not my own… Could they be his/hers/theirs?”
• “Incredible! His/Her/Their power is unbelievable!”
• “Forgive me, brother/sister.”
• “For the throne seats only one.”
• “Come. Have a seat.”
  
• “Are you enjoying your stay?”
  
• “You’ve been asleep for years. Appreciating the waking world will take time.”
  

>>John Wolfe Plays TheHouse/TheHouse 2 [Still Scary?] Sentence Starters

• “Which is… Surprisingly hard to say.”
  
• “There’s a spooky ghost girl that shows up.”
  
• “I don’t really consider that a spoiler.”
  
• “You got: 9 to 5 hates his life office dad.”
• “And you got Elvira over here on the right.”
• “Maybe it was just the first time…”
  
• “No, we’re just here. So what do we do?”
  
• “What is this? PT?”
• “It cracked around the boy! He’s the key!”
  
• “When we clicked on the ball he showed up!”
  
• “It’s hard to believe but I guess it was a simpler time.”
  
• “Go to the next room?”
  
• “I guess we decided “that’s enough of that shit”.”
  
• “Well, we’ve narrowed it down to 2 suspects. Who could it have been?”
  
• “Promises don’t mean SHIT to mom!”
  
• “Got nothing else going on, huh? That’s the only important date in March?”
  
• “Now we got the corridor, everyone’s favourite part of the house!”
  
• “I don’t even know what a counter-argument against that is… You’re wrong? And I shouldn’t have to explain why.”
  
• “Oh no… We’re back to the room setup.”
  
• “Time to move to the bathroom, my favourite area.”
  
• “Oh, somebody was at the door– Er window. I make that mistake sometimes.”
  
• “Maybe you’re just bad at it.”
  
• “Ha! Look at me expecting /actual/ gameplay.”
  
• “I’m glad it was met with extensive bedding to make sure it was poisonous enough to be poison.”

Things my friends and I said on Skype calls Pt. 4

feel free to change as needed

• “Where’s the hell?”
  
• “Do you photosynthesize like the tree you are?”
• “Today I cut the inside of my mouth with a bagel.”
  
• “That’s like burning juice!”
  
• “That’s how you get DECISISS!”
  
• “This ain’t your grandma’s Voltron man!”
  
• “Because you learn a lot about a people.”
  
• “Play us something edgy, memelord!”
  
• “I know you didn’t see it, or hear it… But I was patting my laptop like I was trying to pat your back.”
  
• “His name is Buckcluck, get off my LAWN!”
  
• “Jesus you gotta stop! I think Carol is gonna get first degree burns at this rate.”
  
• *In Kermit voice* “Can you fuckers stop making me drop my fucking tea, it keeps burning my balls.”
• “I used to eat Vaseline when I was a kid.”
  
• “I CAN FEEL THE VASELINE IN MY THROAT! IT’S SO SPICY!”
  
• “I  also used to eat glue sticks when I was a kid.”
  
• “I’ll also admit to eating play-doh once.”
  
• “I never ate it, but I tasted it.”
  
• “THAT SHIT’S BITTER AS FUCK AND I STILL MANAGED TO EAT IT!”
  
• “The school system is a lie.”
  
• “Sad to be killed by your ex-boyf– I mean ex-friend.”
  
• “Yeet me bone daddy!”
  
• “You could have your back in bat guano and have no idea.”
  
• “Your exasperated sigh gives me life.”

>>Various Alonzo Lerone starter sentences

• “I’m just gonna say this, if you give me 50 pounds worth of chocolate, I’m yours.”
  
• “I’m going to do some citizens arrest!”
  
• “If you can sit for more then 5 minutes you might as well do the do!”
  
• “Looooord, I would have got 10 to 20 on that!”
  
• “Y’all just opened a whole can of whoop ass!”
  
• “SOMEBODY DONE GOT PAAAAAAAAAUL!”
  
• “This one is for Paul.”
  
• “You better go to this toilet, it is a place of prayer.”
  
• “WHO SAYS BEWARE A MISSING FOOT?”
  
• “The trees are mean, the bean sprouts are stupid.”
  
• “Never in my wildest thoughts I would think an “L” would have that much of a difference in the English language.”
  
• “What kind of handbags are spinning!?”
  
• “How can you carefully slip and fall down?”
  
• “Not before you catch a dictionary!”
  
• “Out of 2000 comments, NONE of them corrected it.”
  
• “Yes, chicken nutguts… eugh!”
  
• “Look, _____, there are some things you need to keep to yourself.”
  
• “What the… Are y’all doing in Subway?”
  
• “Listen, I don’t care who the real gold digger is. I just wanna know: what is up with all the needless hearts?”
  

>>Snarled’s Dark 5: Basement Discoveries Starter Sentences

• “First thought: have y’all seen Silence of the lambs? I know what happens in wells. If the Ring girl isn’t crawling out of one, then there’s some old man dancing, telling you to put the lotion on your skin or else you’ll get the hose again. And I’m not going through that again, ______!”
  
• “But I choose to believe it, much like everything else that is probably fake.”
  
• “You’re telling me they lived there all this time and were like: ‘yeah, that’s fine, I bet that’s chill and nothing weird is going on there’?“
  
• “’Scuse me, sir/ma’am… THE FUCK’S THAT!?”
  
• “Or, it’s the leftovers of some very sinister Illuminati shit.”
  
• “And, to be honest, I am down for either.”
  
• “It’s not like a friendly man in your wall just checking up making sure you’re sleeping well. No, this is a secret man.”
  
• “And they didn’t find Narnia.”
  
• “Which I assume that is what they were looking for.”
  
• “I dunno who keeps men in their walls… Besides me.”
  
• “But no sign of where he/she/they showered… _______, you were a real catch until then.”
  
• “Buried beneath a basement… Nefarious.”
  
• “Do I think this is a coincidence? Of course, I don’t, because I am a living, thinking human being who KNOWS that the founding fathers used ritual sacrifice to get–” *gasps for air* “The Americas, everybody knows that. Everybody knows that the colonies are based on a pentagram system which is why traffic is so confusing. They live to confuse us, don’t believe them.”
  
• “So I’m gonna ask you one time, ________ ________, where did you get those bodies?”
  
• “I know you killed them! I don’t trust you!”
  
• “Also I’ve never seen a $100 bill so I’m pretty sure you don’t even exist.”
  
• “Who could do science stuff back then? You didn’t even have computers.”
• “Which if I had known that were a thing, I would finally belong somewhere.”
  
• “Actually, no it doesn’t, it’s pretty straightforward when you think about it. Peter Pan was a child who lived forever…”
  
• “That’s really too sad for me. I can’t show you feelings so I’m gonna go. Bye, thank you for coming, you’ve been great, thank you.”
  

>>BatIM Song Lyric Starters pt. 2 ( Bad Wolf, Bend Until You Break, Instruments of Cyanide; under the cut for length )

>>Bad Wolf ( Rockit Gaming )

• “B. Believe in me.”
  
• “O. An oddity.”
  
• “Yes, that’s _______!”
  
• “O. Get outta here”
  
• “All that you’ve seen is me drowning in ink.”
  
• “You can’t assume I’m deceased.”
  
• “Strapped to a table.”
  
• “Crucified by a thief!”
  
• “Do what I can, kickin’ a can.”
  
• “You cannot bend me, ________.”
  
• “Call me your friend.”
  
• “All of the evil is flowing within.”
  
• “And it’s creeping along.”
  
• “Is it under your skin?”
  
• “Howl like a wolf.”
  
• “You sharpen your knife.”
  
• “________’s here for your life!”
  

>>Bend Until You Break ( TryHardNinja )

• “A homecoming to the devil’s den…”
  
• “Abandoned dreams drawn and then condemned.”
• “The happy smiles here are not your friends.”
  
• “That was a long time ago!”
  
• “All their lines have been deformed!”
•  “Tonight you become its battery.”
  
• “Tell me can you smell the rot?”
  
• “Byproduct of playing god.”
  
• “You lost control.”
  
• “Welcome home.”
  
• “Bring me to your world, create me, give me power!”
  
• “Too late to erase all the blackened stains.”
  
• “Projected nightmare is in your midst.”
  
• “Our affliction wears you down, then we’ll see who’s laughing now!”
  
• “Against our cruel masters, we will rise!”
  
• “With each piece the torment more alive.
  

>>Instruments of Cyanide ( DAGames ft. Chi-Chi )

• “Trapped within the silence inside…”
  
• “Watching as the days go by outside.“
  
• “Discarding my face in this hollow tune.”
• “The fall of the Idol will tear us limb from limb.”
  
• “This life did not choose us, it chose to consume us.”
  
• “To ready for the day we march with dread beneath the sway.”
  
• “Dark nights are upon us.”
  
• “For the choir’s in tune with an angel.”
•  “Within sorrow and blindness.”
•  “We bow before a fake.”
  
•  “Where’s the pride when we needed it to carry away.”
  
•  “This decay has derailed.”
  
•  “Now she walks leaving trails of the damned.”
  
•  “Fall into the hands of sorrow!”
•  “Walk into the pit of silence.”
•  “I am the one calling your name!”
•  “I, in the name of violence, sentence you down to hell!”
•  “Live, or you will die!”
•  “Just for the sake, fetch me the tools, So I create this Instrument of Cyanide.”
  
• “I walk this river of conscience.”
  
• “For a time where we come to escape here.”
• “I’ve laid in here for the longest time.”
  
• “The deadliest choir chimes for my awakening.”
  
• “This reckoning will see the light tonight.”
  
•  “It’s time for you to leave, or so it may seem.”
•  “There’s one more thing you have of mine to core my strings.”
•  “Now I’ll drag you back down to hell!”
•  “Listen to me!”
•  “Can’t you see your friend is now mine, all mine!”

>> BatIM Song Lyric Starters pt. 1 ( Build Our Machine, Can’t Be Erased, & Gospel of Dismay. Under the cut because of length )

Can’t Be Erased ( JTMusic )

• “I’m quick to give a smile, but I won’t forget your sins.”
  
• “I’m the product of an artist, who’s creations bring delight.”
  
• “Imagination comes to life.”
  
• “Just free yourself from reason”
  
• “Soon you’ll see in black and white”
  
• “Call me a seed of evil.”
  
• “But what’s that mean if I’m conceived within your mind.”
  
• “Is that your heart that’s beating or illusion you’re alive?”
  
• “Keep appeasing the divines.”
  
• “It’s me you should be believing, cuz he’s deceiving you with lies.”
  
• “It appears Mickey Mouse might have been murdered here.”
  
• “What are these demons?”
  
• “Secrets are unlocking– But too bad the exit ain’t!”
  
• “Can you describe the face you saw? Could it be one you recognize?”
  
• “We never harm the hand that draws.”
  
• “Scathed and disgraced.”
  
• “Shamed and defaced.”
  
• “Creators betrayed us, we got it on tape.”
  
• “We’ve written your fate and it can’t be erased.”
• “I was not always a monster, once I was somebody’s muse.”
  
• “But that power was abused.”
  
• “I don’t have a guide just a little bit of candlelight, and an axe that I don’t know how to handle right.”
  
• “I’m blinded by this evil growing.”
  
• “My heart is full of people loathing.”
  
• “I am the wolf in sheepish clothing.”
  

Build Our Machine ( DAGames )

• “They sent you a letter, to come back home to play.”
  
• “Watch as we reanimate our corpses you abandoned!”
  
• “And we’re dismantled, we’re mishandled, but we won’t be skipped and swayed.”
  
• “Trapped within these walls”
  
• “You left our souls to drift away.”
  
• “But the reckoning has come today you say.”
  
• “_________ has no guts ‘cos you replaced them with mechanical strain.”
  
• “This disorder kills your day.”
  
• “I am alive, immortalized!”
  
• “You traitor!”
  
• “There’s no vaccine to cure our dirty needs.”
  
• “You must build up our machine you die tonight!”
  
• “So you found all the pieces to initiate the pain.”
  
• “Our venom stains.”
  
• “But the endings always just the same: no gain.”
  
• “Nod your head to the beat of death.”
  
• “As you draw your last eternal breath.”
  
• “You say we have no brains.”
  
• “We’re just cartoons for your/their portrayal.”
  
• “But sure this inevitably unveils the fail.”
  
• “Now we’re the tools and your the fool!”
  
• “Our nightmare dominates!”
  
• “I am aware that your soul is now divine.”
  
• “We care to not toil with unbroken chains, so don’t toil with ours.”
  
• “We’re a whole new creature from the darkest side.”
  
• “You can’t take away the pain we/I feel.”
  
• “Your life with him/her/them was fun, but now the terror’s only just begun.”
  

Gospel of Dismay ( DAGames, split up by character )

>>Bendy

• “Let’s hope this time we can get this band back together again!”
  
• “You’re the conductor of this performance now, ________.”
  
• “Well hey there, tell me your name.”
  
• “Oh, _________, we/I hate you the same.”
  
• “Forget about the hell you’ve seen.”
  
• “So bang the drums to a rhythm, captivating the beat.”
  
• “And press they keys on the piano for the ritual please.”
  
• “The devils advocate is staring right through your lies.”
  
• “I hope you turn on the light now!”
  
• “Can I get an amen in here?”
  
• “You see the magic of art.”
  
• “It would tear you apart if you knew.”
  
• “This magic is fueled by your heart.”
• “You gotta break us out of this hell!”
  
• “But the dreams in his eyes were untrue.”
  
• “By demand, we came back to this darkened cell.”
  
• “You gotta bring us outta this hell!”
  
• “We turned it up a couple notches.”
  
• “You think they all just erased us, betrayed is, enslaved us.”
  
• “But the deed is done, and now we want out.”
  
• “My friends have a death wish and all of this is to blame.”
  
• “Your only hope to escape this is to embrace this.”
  
• “We need your help to keep this demon at bay…”
  
• “Let’s end this TODAY!”
  

>>Boris

• “You’ve joined the underground cabaret today.”
  
• “Are you gonna take their word, or ours?”
  
• “So listen up my friend!”
  
• “There’s more that meets the eye.”
  
• “Ain’t it nice to be underground with a good ol’ friend like me.”
  
• “But sit down and take a seat.”
  
• “There’s an exit, sure, but that’s for schmucks!”
  
• “But for goodness sake, you’ve gotta just believe!”
  

>>Alice ( she doesn’t have that many )

• “You’re just returning our old strings tonight.”
  
• “Golly, I hope this works!”
  

>> Barbie Princess and the Pauper: How Could I Refuse lyrics ( Mainly Preminger’s parts )

• “I’ve been bowing, I’ve been scraping, I’ve been lying like a rug.”
  
• “And for ten long years, I’ve had to pay my dues.”
  
• “But today I’m escaping.”
  
• “The last _______ has been dug.”
  
• “It was waiting there, so how could I refuse?”
  
• “I’m returning home a hero.”
  
• “And what better husband/wife could a prince/princess choose?”
  
• “I’m the suitor who will suit her/him/them.”
  
• “And I’ll wear the crown, for how could I refuse?”
  
• “Raise every glass and rouse every cheer!”
  
• “Praise that the reign of ___________ is here!”
  
• “Master in charge of all that I see!”
  
• “All. Hail. ME!”
  
• “And by marrying _________ I’ll get all that I desire.”
  
• “Even though he/she/they treat(s) me coldly, it’s a sign of inner fire.”
  
• “For inside she’s/he’s/they’re thinking ‘how could I refuse?’“
  
• “What?! Making a decision without me? Who do/does he/she/they think he/she/they are/is?”
  
• “You simpering simpleton!”
  
• “No! I won’t let go!”
  
• “It’s a temporary set back. It’s a momentary lapse. But conveniently my ego doesn’t bruise.”
  
• “And the moment that I get back, I will show them who’s the boss.”
  
• “You can bet your bullion there’ll be no ‘I do’s’.”
  
• “For the kingdom and the castle will be mine and mine alone.”
  
• “If the crown should fit, then how can I refuse?”
  
• “So get ready with the roses and standby with the champagne.”
  
•  “When you’ve got a brilliant plan you never lose.”
  
• “I’ll be as big as Charlemagne.”
  
• “It’s a thankless job so how can I refuse?”
  
• “How can I refuse?”
  

>>Garfield Comic Strip Starter Sentences
Aka is Garfield even relevant anymore?

• “Did that sound convincing?”
  
• “Your shoes are on the wrong feet.”
  
• “That’s because nothing you say is worth repeating.”
  
• “I’ve eaten so much I can’t move!… Not that I wanted to.”
  
• “Cows are so uncivilized.”
  
• “I’m on vacation, so I’m only half as cute as usual.”
  
• “Have you tried doing sit-ups?”
  
• “It’s cheating if you’re actually staring at something.”
  
• “I know it’s cold out today, but what if someone else wants hot chocolate?”
  
• “Then they should be me.”
  
• “I tried but I still don’t get it.”
  
• “You can’t lie there forever.”
  
• “I accept that challenge!”
  
• “I’m in the mood to party… Or do laundry.”
  
• “There’s very little difference in _________’s world.”
  
• “I’m not an expert on anything. So I have nothing to say… Nothing at all.”
  
• “And yet you still keep talking!”
  

>>Food Fantasy Food Soul Quotes pt 2

Black Tea

• “Are you inviting me to go for a walk? Alright, I suppose that it would be nice to occasionally spend some leisure time together with you.”
  
• “Regret is more terrifying than failure.”
  
• “I believe that I can do better.”
  
• “Thank you, _________. I am sorry for worrying you.”
  
• “________, you’ve returned. Don’t be too hard on yourself. If you are tired, then you must please take a break.”
  
• “Let’s go complete our duties without fail.”
  

Tempura

• “Let’s go all out!”
  
• “Oh! I feel much stronger now, thank you, _______!”
  
• “I’m the best. You have me here, I won’t let you get picked on.”
  
• “Ha! I feel like my strength has returned!”
  
• “You can only achieve the best flavours by passing through the hottest temperatures.”
  
• “________! It’s so vibrant today!”
  

Crepe

• “Oh heh heh! How thoughtful of you!~”
  
• “What is going on? ________, you seem rather idle.”
  
• “For the time being, let me assist you.”
  
• “________, do you like shopping? Tomorrow you will accompany me~ Excellent, tomorrow the stores are giving discounts. Looks like I found myself a bag holder, hee hee hee!”
  

Miso Soup

• “Hey hey hey! Wait a moment! I’m still not ready!”
  
• “Hey?! Did you neglect your homework again today? Sinful, sinful… But since you had so much fun, this should not be considered a waste.”
  
• “Today’s weather is so good, I must concentrate on reciting the ______ scripture… Huh? __________, what are you doing? That looks delicious!”
  
• “Oh, __________, you have arrived! Ah! – The food that I’ve been eating in secret has not yet been discovered, very good~”
  

Bonus: You can specify what type of movie to se the mood as well. ex: 80′s comedy, 90′s horror, 50′s romance, Disney, etc..

>> Food Fantasy: Soul quotes pt. 1

Milk

• “What do I usually do during the day? Oh… I guess I don’t do anything special.”
  
• “Ahhh… I always feel at ease when I am by your side, ________.”
  
• “Can you not touch my horns, they’re very troublesome to maintain.”
  
• “When I’m together with ______, I always come across scenery I’ve never seen before.”
  
• “I’m so very happy to be able to help you.”
  

Bamboo Rice

• “Can’t you just talk to me? Why do you still need other people?”
  
• “Ah, I feel much better. Hee Hee. Feels like I’ve returned immediately to the forest.”
  
• “What are you? An elephant? A peacock? You’re a human, right?! Wow! So rare!”
  
• “Be trained or be gone, choose one!”

Macaroon

• “Oh! I smell something really sweet!”
  
• “Eh? You’re asking me what I like? I like everything that is cute and sweet! ‘
  
• “______, _______! Come and play with me today, okay?”
  
• “Oh hey~ You’re the one who has summoned me~ I’m so happy! Will you treat me kindly?~”
  

Brownie

• “No need to worry, I will handle everything.”
  
• “If there is an issue, please tell me without hesitation.”
  
• “Ahh, _______, I unexpectedly left you in an anxious state of mind…”
  
• “Appearance tidy, weapons ready. Ready for takeoff.”
  
• “As your _______, I can do all manner of things.”

Yellow Wine

• “It’s extremely noisy, let me be by myself for a while.”
  
• “Amazing, I feel stronger!”
  
• “I, _______, am one of the three ancient ________ of the world. I have done you the honour of coming to see you, but you have to keep me well entertained.”
  
• “This is a newly done _____ from today, do you want some? However, it is a bit of a waste giving _____ to a person like you.”
  
• “You? I don’t want you… No, I didn’t mean it like that. In fact, I… darn it! Ho can you not know what I meant?!”
  
• “Hey take a step further away from me! You almost spilt my newly made/brewed ______! Stupid!”
  

>>Things my friends and I said playing Doki Doki Literature Club

• “You write better than you do things in bed.”
  
• “Hello, 911? I’d like to report a murder!”
  
• “She knows what she’s doing, unlike this airhead.”
  
• “I don’t know he/she/they is/are talking about microscopes again.”
  
• “You’re just a thot hiding in the closet.”
  
• “CAN YOU FEEL ME INSIDE OF YOU BRIAN!”
  
• “Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player!”
  
• “Smack her in the tits!”
  
• “Are you telling me those fucking hold-ups are fake?”
  
• “The boobs are a lie!”
  
• “Fucking itty bitty titty committee, holy shit.”
  
• “Is there something you’re not telling me, ____? I need to know before I go after you.”
  
• “I’m a man! I have a dick! I have needs!”
  
• “You broke ass bitch–”