Rating: Explicit - 18+ Only. I will block minors interacting with this work.
Length: 8.7K
Notes: Fuck it, second part of the Stewy Hosseini fic
Warnings: Cursing, angst, a racist comment (made by none of the characters actually in the chapter), casual drug use (cocaine), Chaotic Bisexual Stewy Hosseini, spoilers for the show. Set toward the end of season 1 and into season 2. Slow burn. Shocker, I know.
Not beta-read. I know, another shocker.
Summary: You’d hoped that things would ease up after the takeover announcement, once Stewy was back in the States, but if anything, it’s been getting worse.
“…How does he look so fucking pristine?” You ask in tired wonderment.
“It’s the hair. If his hair didn’t look so good, he’d seem nuts. Trust me, when his hair looked spiky after an all-nighter at school—not good,” Michael says, leaning back in his chair. The two of you consider Stewy as you watch his PGM interview.
“My focus is bringing Waystar Royco to its full earning potential.” The sound of Stewy’s voice is a little tinny through the tv in the conference room, but it’s still an annoyingly pleasing sound.
“It’s the beard, too,” Michael adds. “I mean, it’s gotta be.”
“Is Logan Roy fit to run a 21st century media organization?”
“No,” You and Michael answer Stewy in unison, despite the fact that Stewy can neither see nor hear you.
“Fucking—old man yelling down the television well,” Michael adds, sitting up and reaching for his laptop.
“Let me just make it very clear: Kendall Roy is no longer relevant. Now in regards to Sandy Furness, 100%—”
Michael reaches out, plucking up the remote and muting him. You keep your eyes on the subtitles, eyes darting between them and Stewy’s lips as you try match them up, despite the subtitled lag. Maybe it’s for sport, maybe it’s because the guy’s got nice lips—but it’s probably just because you really don’t want to work on the five other things you’ve got on your plate at the moment.
Stewy being a big bitch about Colbert then maybe feeling a teensy bit bad after seeing her reaction. (Michael is such a taint licker. I get it, he’s doing his job and pleasing the client but still)
Then when he followed them to Vegas!
We stan bi Stewy (as it should be)
Reader does have her ideas about Stewy but knowing he wants her to see more of him makes my heart do things.
Rating: Explicit - 18+ Only. I will block minors interacting with this work.
Length: 4.8K
Notes: Fuck it, third part of the Stewy Hosseini fic
Warnings: Cursing, angst, explicit sexual content—oral sex (female receiving), vagina sex
Not beta-read.
Summary: You don’t want to think about Stewy when he’s not around, but you can’t help yourself.
Working with Stewy has never been fun, but since Vegas—since you cleared the air after Colbert, then mucked it up, and then cleared it again—things have been…Amiable.
